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/mena/: /mena/ edition

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First for white genocide

Second for secularism was a mistake

You get a choice in life:

>Side with the civilized, nice smelling Brits who will modernize your infrastructure and be allies with you until the end of time

>Look on the other side of the table

>a literal human sized cockroach scratching its caliphate beard and drooling on the carpet

[spoiler] wow what a touch choice [/spoiler]

FIRST FOR ISRAEL

FUCKING DIE ALREADY

DUBZ

“Mona, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul (^﹏^). Mo-na: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. mo. na. aa (╯°□°)╯. She was mo, plain mo, in the morning, standing fiver feet eight in one sock (ﾟ∩´﹏`∩ﾟ)ﾟ. She was momo in slacks. She was mimi at school. She was mo2mo2 on the dotted line ╰(°□°)╯. But in my arms she was always mona (≖‿≖ԅ).

so you're just gonna ignore how you are clueless about anything that happened in those years and that you literally thought mustafa kemal was a ottoman sultan?

are you an actual venezuelaposter or a proxy
>mo2mo2
>not monmon

what

NEOPHYTE ZEAL EHH PAQUITO TAQUITO?

By Allah the romans didn't salt enough
I am
EVEN AFTER 100 YEARS

The middle east needs a new Ottoman Empire tb.h, good luck Erdogan!!!

how are you guys doing there man

shit's crazy I hear

WELL SEE IF YOU SURVIVE THAT LONG CONSIDERING YOUR COUNTRYS EVERYTHING SHORTAGE

HOWS YOUR GF MANUELA?

Genrikh the Jew I have a few questions for you mate:

Do you have dual citizenshits? as in Israel + USA?

What did you study at uni?

What do you do in life (besides shitpost on /mena/)?

I just dont care, literally could not give two shits about your MUH EMPIRE.. we sided with the civilized side turkroach, and that is why youre still buttmad at us till this day and we dont even think or know anything about you.. so you attack harmless jordanian civilians daily on a Vietnamese puppet show instead of emptying your somali neighbours' balls like a good, clean diaspora boy.
goodbye

>>Side with the civilized, nice smelling Brits who will modernize your infrastructure and be allies with you until the end of time

>until the end of time
:)
لما نرجع لن نترك حجر على حجر يا ابناء الخونة

SOLELY USA CITIZEN

STUDY NEETOLOGY

NEET ABOUT TOWN

noice i will change it to monon

> and that is why youre still buttmad at us till this day and we dont even think or know anything about you.

larping aside, yes, yes you do- just ask any random jordanian girl about her favorite turkish show.

now ask a turk about jordan and he'll tell you that michael jordan might be a basketball player or something, lmao

wow a 24 year old jew neet? and you think you can get mona to suck your cut sausage?

fine then we agree that we're both irrelevant in each others' world. now pls shut the fuck up and have some decent conversation with people without calling them tribal primate niggers and monkeys maybe?

>tfw jordanians think mustafa kemal the radical secular reformist was an ottoman caliph

Incoming civil war next month, revolts trough out
ILL LIVE LONGER THAN YOU GREASE EATING JEW

you started it (or one of you did)
the time before that too
i don't just assault people online for no reason
go back to the archives

I HAVE NO IDEA IF I CAN SCORE WITH MONA

MY INSTINCT IS TO SAY PROBABLY NOT BUT WHO KNOWS MAYBE IF I PROMISE NOT TO TELL YOU GUYS SHELL DO SOMETHING WITH ME

I always had trouble appreciating Mayhem. I know it's silly to say this about BM, but it's just noise. I don't have this issue with say, Darkthrone, Emperor, Nargaroth or even Marduk. I didn't know Abath, they sound good.
>American BM
top kek, I wonder how WE WUZ TRVE Scandinavians feel about this

Had an internship at the ER not long ago, it's a very dynamic environment. Some find it stressful but I liked the social aspect of it. Patients can be impatient shits from time to time but it's part of the whole deal, I also had the opportunity to see some pretty cool conditions and procedures.
Epidemiology sounds p good, do you wish to work for public structures ?

Nigga you crack me up

>tfw kemal's legacy is being soiled by a troglodyte with a beard and everyone is clapping

stay safe bud

anything happen in your area?

go away from her kike

WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT WHEN THE STARVATION KICKS IN AND YOURE FORCED TO BAKE YOUR FAMILY INTO AREPAS

I GUESS YOURE A BROWN KNIGHT?

DUBZ

s-shut up, hes a genius.. he just doesn't show it in public

I literally know nothing about Turkey and even I knew he was secular. Wtf

Why don't you employ local Arabs ? I mean I know it costs less but come on, this is a whole new level of Jewry.

brown night??
>brownn
hmmm not semetic at least
fite me t.195cm

>tfw know a key piece of information about mona that no one else on /mena/ does

198.5, BITCH TITS

AND UNLIKE YOU I WONT GET BUTTFUCKED BY LA MIGRA IF I SET FOOT ON AMERICAN SOIL

I don't live in a big city but I still protest most of the week
I CAN EAT MANGO BUT NOBODY WILL SAVE YOU FROM ALLAHS WRATH

wru from?

DO TELL

>INB4 SHES A HE

DUBZ

lol
you were 195 cm last time

AND WHEN THE MANGO RUNS OUT WHAT WILL YOU DO? EAT YOUR QURAN?

ALL-H HAS BLESSED ME FOR I AM CHOSEN

>Why don't you employ local Arabs ?

put simply theyre more expensive. and unlike the UAE the way the visa system is designed is basically the government gives you permission to import the services of a set amount of personel for each country around the world. i think pakistan, india and the philipines has the highest number available

i dont say it slightly when i say cheaper, an Egyptian engineer (the cheapest arabic manpower) = 10,000 USD per year

an indian engineer can come as lowly as 5-7,000 USD/annum

He and Assad are the most based and alpha heads of state in all of MENA. Even Nasrallah doesn't compare.
youtu.be/VYymB9cfdXM

>do you wish to work for public structures ?
I'm interesting in something international actually. But, public structures are a close 2nd

SEX FOOT SEX WHATEVER THAT TRANSLATES TO IN FAGIMETERS

THE STRONGER WARRIORS GET THE HARDER TESTS

ALSO MANGO WONT RUN OUT ANYWHERE IN MY LIFE

NETANYAHU

NUFF SED

lol erdogan is a west toy he is the worst leader turkey could have he is responsible for a big part of what happening in syria
i would say bashar nasrallah and boutalflika brother are the best

THE STRONGER WARRIOR HAS THE BIGGER TESTS

AND SINCE I DONT EAT MANGO PEELS FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER MINE ARE SURELY BIGGER UQUQ

fake kike
also post feet

FAKE BERBER

POST HAPLOGROUP J

he is a megalomaniacal populist
but he is quite alpha and does piss off a lot of liberal faggots in the west, which i approve of
though he's probably gonna end up destroying us with his retarded regional policies. whatever #worthit

hhhhhhhhhhh
e-m81 master race araps and kikes are manlet with ugly noses and shitty hair kek

T. LITERAL NIGGER

>the first Turk I see who is smart enough to like Erdogan

>every single nu-male turk i met in istanbul hated him because "hes a muslim meany"

im not a mudslime myself but i do think he is an extremely intelligent alpha and has Turkey's best interest at heart

Which Assad? Hefaz or Bashir?

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also about that video
>there is no victor in a feud between brothers
yea except the ottomans he always references and glorifies had half their sultans reach power by killing their own brothers to ensure inheriting the throne. kek

>he is a megalomaniacal populist
>whatever #worthit
You don't wanna go that way pal

>alpha
the fact that you enjoy being led does not mean you should enjoy being led off a cliff

>t
are you using it to refer to yourself hmm?

Volunteering abroad and humanitarian bullcrap may look good on your resume if you're looking for an international position.

Yeah put Netanyahu in another state and see how well he fares. He's just playing politics on easy mode because Israel; it's not like anyone before or after him will have it hard. It's the job that's easy, not the man that's talented.
He's too focused on international politics (because it's his actual job) and doesn't care what's going on in his country. And he's hated by the people lol

>boutalflika brother
0/10 keep your name so I can filter you.

From what I heard, he really did your country a favour. Your economical situation is way better since he's been in charge.

alpha + intelligent = best kind of leader to have

your sisi has only half of that equation, ill let you gues which is missing

why do you think i don't like the guy

he's dumb as a stump

>Volunteering abroad and humanitarian bullcrap may look good on your resume if you're looking for an international position.
Well I've unironically did volunteer work with [spoiler]refugees[/spoiler]. So I think I have a start somewhere

STOP ARGUING WITH THE DANISH TURK HE IS CRAZY

NOUQUQ

HES ABOUT TO BECOME THE LONGEST REIGNING PREZ IN ISRAELI HISTORY AND LITERALLY HAS NO SERIOUS COMPETITION

NOBODY ELSE COULD DO THAT

>have 4 years of experience in my field (something technical)

>recently approached by an international organization (a really important one),

>it pays well but has NOTHING to do with my field. (more managerial/administrative)

should i take it lads?

lolllll
>murica
t.ethiopean jew black in murica

2-0 lmao

Do you see any future in your field? Do you have a chance in your field? Do you think you can rise in future in the alternative with the international organization? Get even better pay too?

The pay isn't that different desu but the organization is very high level. I guess I could lie to myself and say that I will get 2 different experience paths and later decide what I want but I'm afraid I'll end up with a gap in my cv having abandoned my original field.. idk man I hate my current job but I also don't wanna fuck up in the long run..

Eh I'll probably take it

>tfw one more section on my literature review & theoretical framework and then I'm done with that part of my thesis

17 pages so far lads

>Sisi
>alpha
You seem to be really bad at this.

Nice, keep going. The best would be something related to a medical situation, they have so much of those in Africa and SE Asia. Not sure about South America, it would cost you less.
But yeah, working with refugees should help you. I was often solicited to translate from Kuwaiti patients, Syrian and Sudanese refugees. Never imagined we had so many...

How am I supposed to answer ? You told me nothing about it lel
You need to precisely weight the pros and cons. List them one by one, to the last small detail. This will help you have a general view

Fascist scum take palestine out of your USAID supported mouth and burn yourself holy FUCK

بتعرف انو كل الكلمات عندكن نهايتها "جي" متل مشكلجي وشرباجي الخ اصلها تركيه؟
جي بالتركية نحطها علنهاية الكلمة كي تظهر انها "من" "الاسم" مثلا اخوانجي يعني من الاخوان او انو يؤيد الاخوان

انا هيك مو "شيء-جي" بمعنى اني مو اعبد ولا اؤيد اي شخص او حزب بشكل مطلق عكس اغلبية الاتراك

وبرايي اللي يسمي نفسه اردوغانجي او "جي" لاي حزب هو احمق

بالنسبة لاردوغان هو يسبب كثيرمن الخرا داخل تركيا

في كماليين من اهلي بالجيش وخارج الجيش اللي عاشوا ظلم بسبب حزب اردوغان وسياستهم الفاسدة

بغض النظرعن ذلك انا ما اكره اردوغان هو بس يستغل الجهل في مجتمعنا المريض

>venezuela
saw your peoples video, lol

and don't worry i know it's bad.

T. QUQ

>From what I heard, he really did your country a favour. Your economical situation is way better since he's been in charge.
nah it was gonna get better with or without him, he isn't some economics expert in fact he has no real degree a part from religious highschool (imamhatip)

and you're giving the man too much credit, he had a lot of capable politicians under him doing the hard work, whom he got rid of one by one because he saw them as threats.

i love her more than i can bear
wtf we say 5wenjiya

Sisi is neither intelligent nor alpha and his supporters are the lowest of the low though I'm glad he's the head of Egypt because he's driving it straight off a cliff and that makes me extremely happy

QUQ

inb4 trips

Well if it's high level it's probably for the best. Still, it is possible to gain additional experience that other organizations would find valuable.

I've mostly worked as a medical scribe. I've gotten the opportunity to work as a translator with Rohingya refugees from Burma, but their dialect is so hard to understand.

iirc everything is femininum in tunisian ""arabic""

Cheni katgoli ntina al3ayel

lee pas vrai chay lehou feminin fi dialect mte3na

Watouma ga3 dakchi likaykhrej mn famkom kayjini ana kibhal ila shi deria likatgolo

as someone who speaks both french (albeit shitty) and arabic that franco-arabic creole you people write in does weird stuff to my brain

manajamch nefhemha belgdé i dialect te3kom bil ecrit yezemni nasma3ha mich nkapteha
we are used to it bibi

Your Arabic is seriously on point lad, and you seem like an intelligent well-rounded young fella when you're not angry, let me ask you a few questions:

..Wtf is happening to turkey lad? I visited a lot during the past 7 years and used to be able to get a decent konyali/bbq dish at one of the major cities for 10-20 liras, now the same dish at the same restaurant is 60-70+?? Normal inflation or something else? (Alcohol/tobacco/clothes prices seem to be unaffected just food)

..almost all turkish people i met there say they hate syrians and Saudis but like kuwaitis and Jordanians. Why like kuwaitis, that is so peculiar lol

..there seems to be a great disconnect where all the young lads hate erdogan with a passion yet all the oldfags love him.. is this just about muh religion or something more?

..what is with all the fucking barbers.. every single barber in the gulf is turkish (great people not complaining) but where do all these barbers come from? And why not work there?

Its not a creole its called being eduqué

raha sahla mahla wollah, darija ta3kom ntoma katjini s3eb 3liha
bit nsowlek 3la "manajamch" fhemt lme3na dialha "man9derch" mais bit nsowlek 3la l asl dialha mnin jat?

I've seen this in Maghreb too, like we take the root of "سكر" for drinking/intoxicated and append a "gee" to make "drunkard": "sokargee". Didn't know it originates from Turkic

>هو يسبب كثيرمن الخرا داخل تركيا
هل يمكن ان تاتي بمثال ؟ انّي ما سمعت بهذا من قبل
ان كان فريقهم ناجح و فعال، هل ارادوا ان يستبدلوه ؟ ما رءي الشعب في هذا الامر ؟

No wayyy, is it really that bad for them over there ? Why did they go all the way to the US, they should try to move to Malaysia or Indonesia or some shit.

Never heard of this gee thing must not be turkic in root maybe turks took it from arabs

>يمكن
*يمكنك

mana3arach xdd t5altet berber w turk w arab
ingoulou zeda manédrich
2bh nefhem lahja te3kom bil klam ama fil ecrit kif ma taw s3iba

>Wtf is happening to turkey lad? I visited a lot during the past 7 years and used to be able to get a decent konyali/bbq dish at one of the major cities for 10-20 liras, now the same dish at the same restaurant is 60-70+?? Normal inflation or something else?

Short answer: 4 million syrians and a leader that is scaring off investors, terrorism scaring off tourists and more. not to mention the government borrowing a lot of cash instead of focusing on more long-term solutions.

>(Alcohol/tobacco/clothes prices seem to be unaffected just food)

actually AKP(erdogans party) has been taxing alcohol and tobacco like nuts, it's a huge income source for them and easier to justify to the conservatives who vote for them

>clothes
is largely unaffected though, yes

>almost all turkish people i met there say they hate syrians and Saudis but like kuwaitis and Jordanians. Why like kuwaitis, that is so peculiar lol

Turks dislike khaleejis because we associate them with greedy, fat, lazy people who are only successful thanks to petrol. Also wahabbism, which many turks hate not just due to the fundamentalism but also the fact that they were attacking the empire of old since the 18th century. Saudis and the suud family are specifically known as traitors in a historical context. Kuwaitis are incognito, dunno why anyone would like/dislike them in Turkey tb.h
Jordanians because Jordan has a good relationship with Turkey, we trade a lot and our people are treated well there + the no visa deal we made with Jordan. Jordanians are mostly known in a positive context due to this. Also the fact that half your urban population is palestinian: the conservative segment has a thing for palestinians because they're oppressed etc.

>syrians
we have millions of them and they've been on the news a lot for stabbing and killing turks, harrassing women etc. and generally it just seems like we've taken in the absolute worst of the syrians.

>hate syrians and Saudis
I believe Turkey is the cunt that took the most Syrian refugee, they must've had enough of them

>Syrians will never come to enrich the Maghreb
>our govs would rather have it invaded by fucking chinks
This is not gonna end well.

(cont)
>.there seems to be a great disconnect where all the young lads hate erdogan with a passion yet all the oldfags love him.. is this just about muh religion or something more?

it's because he represents the oldschool conservatives, the youth is more westernized and does not like overly religious rhetoric, even though they are muslims, as they associate conservatism with backwardness (and they are right to some extent)

also about syrians, many people are frustrated because they trash up parks and also the idea that a physically fit young man flees syria, leaves his family behind instead of fighting in the war infuriates people (our culture is SS-tier militaristic on steroids, leaving in a time of war is considered seppuku shit)

>what is with all the fucking barbers.. every single barber in the gulf is turkish (great people not complaining) but where do all these barbers come from? And why not work there?

dunno, good question. i never met a turkish barber in any arab country tho

>Kuwait
Give me one (1) reason to dislkike this country youtube.com/watch?v=UTiSAnRUpu4

>actually AKP(erdogans party) has been taxing alcohol and tobacco like nuts, it's a huge income source for them and easier to justify to the conservatives who vote for them
Literally nothing wrong with that, one should keep in mind that it's a kindness not to prohibit them. Do you have any idea the medical cost they generate ? Cancer, addiction, car crashes, violence, depression, people losing their jobs... it costs a lot to the state to clean this bullshit. And we're all paying for it.
Fuck that, tax it to death.

Alternatively, one can make it so any condition related to this poison isn't covered by healthcare. I'm OK with both.

Algeria and Tunisia*
We don't have this in Morocco :)