Describe your last shit with a movie title:

describe your last shit with a movie title:

The Conjuring

Much ado about nothing.

Cool Runnings

Unstoppable

A cold runny shit?
Did you fall into a winter ocean after eating bad mexican food?

Rain Man

story?

Lost

Blood In Blood Out

His shit had autism but was great at counting cards.

Gone in 60 seconds.

No. You know when you wake up in the middle of the night with an obvious 'GOTTA SHIT GOTTA SHIT' cramp, and the bathroom is cold, and you have semi-diarrhoea?

It runs, but as it runs, it almost feels cooler than your body...but it's smooth like butter as it goes out....so, cool runnings.

I can't believe no one has ever experienced this before....

This is Spinal Tap

My last shit 1 hour ago can be only be called the Exorcism. Felt like my asshole was about to rip apart.

Fast and the furious

Pitch Black

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Days of Thunder

A Handful of Dust

had chipotle yesterday and the 6 times i've been to the bathroom today it looked like i just filled the toilet with a load of brown smelly dust

My runny shits tend to burn, but I'm fond of chili, so that might be why.

Tropic Thunder.

Anaconda

Ghost

Mr. Schitt

The Sting

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

Armageddon.

sharknado

There Will Be Blood

I shit in the woods while jogging
>Tropic thunder.

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Gayniggers from Outer Space

Black Panther

Behind The Green Door

Goddamn Chipotle salsa

Withdrawal
>Was out of benzos and the next two days I was shitting my brains out.

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kek

Alternatively: The Green Mile

Children of Men

lethal weapon

>Get on up
>Breakfast at tiffany's
>The long walk
>Way down in chinatown
>Big trouble in little china
>Gut Feeling
>Superbad
>Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
>One more time, with feeling
>Push
>Scream
>Operation Avalanche
>Apocalypse Now
>Sideways
>Brick
>Blackout
>28 days later...
>The Big Red One

A Series of Unfortunate Events

The Omen