I've got a job interview in a few hours... has anyone in Sup Forums got any advice for me?

I've got a job interview in a few hours... has anyone in Sup Forums got any advice for me?

Pic for attention

dumb for interest

don't eat yellow snow

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what do you mean by that
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>>got any advice for me?
Don't smoke face down in bed...

If you happen across any yellow snow, don't eat it. Generally good advice

This is a fucking job interview dude, what are you talking about?

is that what you're wearing?

>Pic for attention

Pic is for attention, mate.

But it still applies, even going to a job interview. Don't eat any yellow snow you may see.

There is no snow here. I don't have that problem.

What is the job?
How about some tits and timestamp?

Tits or gtfo.

Seconded.
The rules apply, whether you bothered to familiarize yourself with them or not.
Tits Or Get The Fuck Out.
Then I'll give you advice.

the pic is for fucking attention fags, it's not me

Do not sway your arms while walking across the ballroom floor.

why did I ever come to Sup Forums for advice. what the fuck was I thinking.

Not to throw water on your fire there faggo, but you should've been more fucking specific.
Ex., if you're a guy, you should've said so, then posted a pic of nice, bare tits for attention, not led everyone to believe YOU were the chick and just posting a shitty pre-clubbing pic of some random trollop.
Fucking plebe, hope your interview bombs now.
Cunt.

>Pic for attention

read the original fucking message you pathetic retard.

PIC
FOR
ATTENTION


WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT SENTENCE? YOU DUMB FAGGOT

yeaaahhh...
still a cunt

fuck off you pathetic nigger

is this the start of a ylyl thread...?

yes faggot

These were not even me, I'm OP.

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can you keep that shit off of this thread?

Hey, OP, are you serious about this interview? Is it in retail?

It's not in retail, no. But yes I am very serious about it.

faggot

fuck off nigger

OP here come on guys I could really use some advice!

pic related

Well, do you plan to dress formally, like in a suit and tie with pants and shoes or an appropriate dress, depending on who you are? Have you studied up on the company? Will you go to the interview site early with reliable transportation? Have copies of your resume ready?

Hello Chaps,
My name is Winston Holmes the 4th, and I dislike all of you little devils. One could say all you are porky, stupid, 3rd class citizens who spend every moment of their dreadful day looking at silly old pictures. You are all that is horrid in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever escorted a beautiful lady? One means, one guesses it is jolly good fun insulting other people because of your own insecurities, but you devils take to a whole new level. This is even worse than meeting Madam Palm and her five beautiful daughters to pictures on Facebook.
It wouldn’t be fair for me to chastise you without giving you the chance to return the favour, pip. Go ahead blighters. One is pretty much perfect. One was captain of the football team (proper football, none of that Yankee tripe), and starter on one’s cricket team. What sports do you play? One also gets straight A’s at Eton, and has a spliffingly beautiful lady friend (She just made me tea; crumpets were gosh darn spliffing). You little blighters should sort one’s life out. Cheerio old boy, cheers for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my smashing lady

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Go in knowing the response to the obvious questions and don't forget to shave, bathe and wear clean clothes so you look like you give a shit.

Jus.don't.eat.the.yellow.snow
Even if someone hands it to you mate.

Remember, they. want. you. Don't behave like the bitch, who's trying to sell herself. Make them clear, what kind of improvement their company would get when they hire you. You and your work is worth something, don't forget that. Unless you have no degree and this is an interview for a cleaning job. In that case, yes, sell yourself like a bitch.

Bump

If theres a surpervisor or observer, greet them and ask them about their day etc.
Most of the time no one says a thing to them so itll make a great first impression

come up with stock answers to common questions

First impression is most important, greet with a smile and don't dress like a dumbass but don't over do it either. Be prepared to go into deep explanation of anything on your resume. Whatever the job is, be curious and ask questions. If all goes well near the end of the interview ask for a tour of the building.

In general act like an interesting and serious/trustworthy person. Bring up hobbies that you enjoy that might relate to the business. Have sort of a stern look when answering questions.

No, fuck you faggot.

What?

take a line of coke half an hour before your interview. works for me.

Kek I just come out of one. It was mainly me asking the questions as this was a job I do not really want. However, I went to the interview anyways to see if I maybe I was prejudiced. It was okay interview experience but I doubt I will say yes to them if they offer me a job.

No more advice?

I've drank alcohol before interviews lol

Did you get the job in any of them?

Stop using makeup that's completely contradictory to your natural skin color.

i always got into interviews high, so that meet high me and think that's just how i am.
>director of IT for a large company

yes each time. I wasn't wasted but I was really buzzed each time.

Yes that has been my thinking as well. I'm an alcoholic so I go buzzed so they think that is how I am all the time.

I'm this guy

"Where do you see yourself in five years, user?"
"I expect to have your job, sir."