Blizzard just ruined my life. Sup Forums im fucking raging right now. See those plant things from un goro's board in hearthstone? what the fuck do they look like? they are obviously dog cocks you can see the veins and all and if you click on them they pulse and wiggle just like a dogs dick and eventually they shoot upwards just like a "red rocket".
im a recovering zoophile, ive been clean for about 2 years but a couple months ago when i played this game and saw those plants the urge came over me so i adopted a new dog/ watched zoo porn again, etc.
2 days ago somebody found out im a zoophile and and now im in deep trouble. I went through this 2 years ago and i dont think i can take the rejection and the legal shit again. what should i do? can i sue blizzard for psycological damages or something?
Blizzard just ruined my life. Sup Forums im fucking raging right now...
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Kek, what did you do?
I feel the EXACT same way bro, holy shit!
THANK YOU, so what do you think, can i do something about it? im in deep shit
You Have a Medical Disorder.
dont we all? at least im safe from aids and other std, basically im cleaner than all of you
You can't do anything about it. All you can do is stop playing hearthstone really. You and me can only see dog dicks, but the resemblence is not striking to the common eye, so I'm afraid we're in deep shit
>recovering zoophile
kek
What the FUCK blizzard. Look at the blatant penis shape entering the brown fluid. This is giving me flashbacks to when a WHITE MALE put his penis in MY brown fluid. NOT COOL
Can you just use the golden mirror image to defend yourself against the dog cocks?
yeah thats not an option, the difference between you and me is that hearthstone got me in deep trouble. i can and will stop playing but that wont get me out of the deep shit im in
>can i sue blizzard for psycological damages or something?
for triggering your degeneracy?
you can't sue a beer company when their ads trigger an alcoholic. what the fuck do you think they did wrong?
because is obvious they intended to make those things look like dog cocks, they did not want to trigger me i admit it but they did, and at least i can sue them for indecency or subliminal pornography
Care to greentext the story Sup Forumsro?
Imagine you bringing up the lawsuit. No one thinks they look that way except you. Imagine being in court arguing what they look like to a panel of jurors. They'd lock you up. Plus this lawsuit you're in would have a shitload more firepower against you.
i would just show them dog picks and explain the obvious similarities, i dont think they havent seen a dog cock before. plus if you read back on this thread youll see theres people who thinks the same.
nah, ill just tell you that my best friend asked me to take care of his dogs while he was on vacation and turns he set up a nanny cam.
LOL
I think you should probably grovel to him, tell him you have a problem and that you need help. Probably the only way to avoid this
You should think about killing yourself, your evolution should stop here
Great post OP. Sorry to hear about your destructive passion for dog cock.
Kek
This shit again?
the damage is done, he already told my family and friends, my sister took away my dog and hes taking legal action already.
please tell me how those things dont look like this pic. theyre pretty much the same
It makes me gag
what you talking about, this is only the second time i post it, yesterday nobody helped me out
You can sue anyone for anything, but you're going to end up fucking yourself over if you try some dumb shit like that.
So, what did he catch you doing, fag? That's kind of a key aspect of this scenario.
>See those plant things from un goro's board in hearthstone? what the fuck do they look like?
They're fungal fruiting bodies. Only someone already thinking about fucking dog dicks would imagine them to look anything like that.
Op, you really made me laugh
thanks
>cleaner than all of you
Rapes dogs and laus in filth gamining like the little faggot degenerate he is...
SAD
all my relatives already know at this point, ppl at my work too, so theres nothing to lose
the nanny cam only caught me giving a bj to one while trying (unsuccesfully ) to get the other one to give me one
Someone Please include me in the screencap mofos
Im trying to figure out why they even made something look so similar...
They really do look like dog dicks....which is weird...
Their even pink with veins....op has a point here guys...
This is gold
If it was unsuccesfull why are you worrying?
>only trying to get head and give head to dogs
What he must have thought when he saw that recording...
THANK YOU !
have you ever fucked a cat?
Remember you accepted the terms of service?
Fucking child.
no, too small to fuck, i once gave a bj to one but its cum is too sour, nothing like a dogs
You gave a bj to something that horns? And even got it to came? A cats penis is inside of its body, I call BS on this
that has* horns
no he doesn't
see
i disagree
make me part of the legendary pls
kek
no bro they look just like dicks...
>filename: mcpup
>image search 0 resulta
Is that your dog??
Holy shit HAHA
it was a dog i had once. I had to get rid of it about 5 years ago when i ran into trouble with a neighbor
no, they look just like fanciful artistic drawings of fungal fruiting bodies. Just like that thing next to it is obviously an artistic stylized pitcher plant, and not your mom's vagina.
This kind of looks like a dog penis though
Again, only if you've got dog dick on your mind... They're fungus, ffs. It's muchsrooms!
you show me a picture of a fungal fruiting body that resembles the ones on the game more than a dog cock does. faggot
Big juicy knot
in the inside, everyone wants to suck/be fucked a/by a dog dick
You're the literal cock-sucking, dogfucker, faggot.
that cat has a bigger dick than me, feelsbadman
Don't worry bro, just kys
ah i see you havent found any pictures.
just accept that they indeed made them look like dog cocks. i mean, its impossible that during the design, animation, and development of this board absolutely none noticed that. its impossible, that only means that they knew what they were doing and lauunched the game like that
You guys know infinite chan has a /zoo/ board right?
MKULTRA DOG DICKS
Try not fucking animals shithead
It's like the old saying once you go dog you never going back.
It's obviously fungus you twerp.
Oh, right, it's a disembodied dog dick growing out of a fucking pile of shit. That makes more sense to you?
This is just sick
well, this thread was a waste of time, thanks for the help
Is this bait? I find hardly believable someone could be this fucked up
If bait, fuck off. If real, all your doing is playing the victim and making excuses for your actions. Also, fuck off.
No, but you can and should kill yourself. You're clearly a broken member of this species, end your life now to spare yourself decades of humiliation and pain.
Golden thread
(You)>plays a game designed for autistic children
>fucks dogs
>is cleaner than you
its not for children
...
stop no go away.
>I molested my neighbors dogs and got caught on a nanny cam
>b..but it's blizzards fault!
Holy fuck OP, it is YOUR fault and your fault alone. Any consequences coming your way, you earned them yourself.
>psychoLOGical
you cant "moeslt" a dog its a dog not a person
ah you again ;)
i don't know why you are still typing on a keyboard when you should be getting a wobbly chair and a noose.
what everyone is missing is why playing hearthstone would get anyone in trouble?????????????????????????
Did you abuse an animal OP?
WHY DID YOU HURT PUPPER
because it made me want to be with animals again and i did
I always thought that Blizzard added these in as an obvious joke about dog dicks. It's the same shape and color and they shoot off like a rocket, which is a play off of the term Red Rocket which dog penis has been referred to as.
Oh for fucks sake, I just finished playing a couple hours ago. Now I can't unsee that ever. Thanks OP.
no you chose to be a filthy degenerate animal fucker...
deal with the life choices (you) have made
Where are you? we'll come help.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHHHASA
Do they let you keep your dog after they find out you blow him daily?
EXACTLY, see im right about wanting to sue
You won't get any real help on Sup Forums. If you want real help, make a throwaway account and ask about it at:
reddit.com
you kidding me? ive been lurking Sup Forums for too many years i aint gonna visit reddit, reddit is for faggots and feminists.
Reddit's a huge site with a large breadth of groups for various topics. Don't let dumb memes keep you from getting life saving advice. Not like anyone here's going to know if you do it anyway unless you keep posting there on the same account after you get advice.
After you win your lawsuit for the depiction Sarracenia surely the courts will understand you and the dog share a special relationship based around mutual trust and friendship built over years of companionship, Surely then you would have good legal standing to sue God for putting them on the planet and causing you to injure an animal.
God is at fault for you what you did to the Dog.
>life saving advice
Or the CEO could murder you and keep you in his freezer.
please see
not even close, those are like carnivorous plants, not fungus
sorry im not a dog penis expert like you