You wake up one day with this body set, 6'10" tall, and with a monstrously massive cock and horse balls

>You wake up one day with this body set, 6'10" tall, and with a monstrously massive cock and horse balls.

What do you do?

eat 12 eggs and some steak then go to the gym

buy clothes that fit

massive does not mean long, so basically it will look like a bowlingball, i mean look at his body ?

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Go to the club, and grab your girlfriend's ass.

I sell some of my blood, which must almost be pure testosterone at that point.

Read the description. Top Kek. 6´10.

continue expanding my pressed, dried flower collection

whoa, lucky! my oneitis is hot for men like this, i'd get in touch with her and fuck her.

fucking /thread!

110lb beta bitch spotted

Stroking my horse balls

I would probably rejoice in it. Go on a diet. I don´t think the strongman physice is attractive. But go for that more lean asthetic look. Pick up some MMa. But other then that continue the path I am currently on.

Underrated

shave that stupid goatee

That’s a good friend of mine. That was around when he broke 3k. Awesome guy. You should see him between his football and powerlifting days.

His gym is awesome. He’s an innovator. I’ll never buy another sorinex product again after how they pricked him with the Fatbell and fatpad

Research a diet to cure my disgustingly fat body

K I L L E V E R Y T H I N G

Shitpost on Sup Forums.

Start getting cut so I'm not totally massive. fuck bitches

Get my dick sucked by insecure gay young adults

based

I think he's talking about the penis, buddy.

Become a professional strongman and make a bunch of money through online coaching and sponsorship deals. Retire early, get cut, travel the world fucking hoes.

remember i look the exact same as yesterday

Struggle to get laid cos I intimidate women

Go on a diet

Kill myself

Get a job on GoT. Lots of tiny cosplay girls want to fuck me now. Bust them in half on the daily. Profit. Heart explodes before I'm 50, so better enjoy life while I got it.

Lose some weight and do some cardio before I have a heart attack.

go to the gym and bench press the entire fucking weight rack

>You wake up one day with this body set, 6'10" tall, and with a monstrously massive cock and horse balls.

Fuck.. I have shrunk to to a manlet size.

at 6'10?!?!!? well i'm now literally the strongest man in the world soo.. just compete in that shit and win every.fucking.time also look for acting/porn jobs and just carry on being the happiest mother fucker in the world

check bp

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