If I go to Brazil as a slightly above average american white man, what are my chances with the local women?

If I go to Brazil as a slightly above average american white man, what are my chances with the local women?

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very good

t. someone not above average that still had good results

I heard they are all gorgeous. Is that true or is this propaganda from the big Brazil Travel industry?

propaganda, but there's enough of them

If I go to Brazil, what are my chances of being drugged, robbed and shot?

Enormous, they're all degenerate sluts

I'm wondering more about how you can get laid in Brazil without being robbed and shit

Nigga, you don't even need to go to Brazil.

I'm a slightly above average white American and I lost my virginity to a beautiful Brazilian girl here in the USA when she was living here as an au pair.

I haven't met any brazilians here in the states. Where to find?

Miami and Florida

This. But only if you are a white male from first world country, otherwise just prostitutes.

I got German citizenship but I'm not German. Would it work as well?

Not so well. You need to be white and don't speak Portuguese. They will think you are rich and have a green card. That's how it works.

I look semi-white (maybe a bit browner) so I think in Brazil I could pass as a white western European.

>green card
OP here. I was thinking I would find my wife in your country. Should I not trust these bitches?

Even if you are white. If you speak Portuguese very well they will think you are a poor guy from rural Midwest and South.

So don't speak Portuguesevery well.

Basicaly this. 99% of br girls nowadays are whores and gold diggers.

No dude, we've been corrupted by feminsm and globalism.

are there any conservative women in your country?

not as high as you think as long a you stay away from no-go zones

if you mean religious crazies who get married at age 17 yeah sure
religion is largely a meme nobody takes seriously though. also cucking is VERY common so make sure you get those paternity tests if you ever have chrilden

where are you guys at with stds? I tend not to fuck with a rubber on. Am I coming back with aids or something a little penicillin can cure?

don't see the point of stealing our womenz to normalfag it up back in america. really, you're better off having a tranny orgy fueled by crack cocaine while unfitting music plays at a baile funk

you can't catch aids thru intravaginal sex you dumb fuck

I had a Brazilian guy tell me he's been mugged "only once." Like it's nothing. And he's Brazilian. Imagine how many times an American or European would get mugged. Weekly if not daily.

bitch nigga was probably asking for it

>eh thinks brazilian hoes are meek and docile
LOVING EACH LOL
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>you can't catch aids thru intravaginal sex you dumb fuck

the probability is less than 1%
if you do catch aids from fuckign a cunt that's god's way of telling you he hates you

look it up, it's your red pill for the day
aids is a gay disease

No one likes these kind of women anyway.

jah comi peores B^)

>não se fazendo de homem feminista pra comer uma baleia encalhada escrota
Tu é novorroto aidna.

>the probability is less than 1%
That's still too high. Also, I thought your country was big on condom use?

>Also, I thought your country was big on condom use?
definitely not among the poor, the empoverished monkeys reproduce like rabbits

I would be way more worried in America, seriously.

100% heterossexual men don't get HIV.

>the empoverished monkeys reproduce like rabbits

Are you in 90's? I don't see poor mothers with 5-3 kids anymore.

>100% heterossexual men don't get HIV.
lies

I don't see the appeal about stealing our cheap prostitutes, honestly, america has latina whores you could fuck in exchange for money too

eu vejo muita adolescente droppando out da escola com filho na barriga
t. trabalho de professor de informatica numa escola publica

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If you're coming to Brazil make sure you taste our world renowned SOPA DE MACACO it's uma delicia

1. Brazilian travel agency has done a good job convincing us brazil girls have big booties and love sucking american cocks

2. Comedian Patrice Oneal talked about visiting your country and speaks fondly about your prostitutes vs american women, and I wanted to see what he was talking about. But maybe not the hookers

remember it's considered a social faux pas and highly offensive to natives if you don't taste SOPA DE MACACO during your stay in our mythical huelands

>brazil girls have big booties and love sucking american cocks
Both true to be honest. Women are not that different in other parts of the world as MRAs want you to think

DUDE screw the women we have the second best tannies in the world after thailand. You're here for the dickgirls

>Patrice Oneal
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Intredasting.

>That's still too high. Also, I thought your country was big on condom use?
I don't think a hoooker would EVER fuck her client without a condom on, honestly. Prostitutes tend to be more cautious about that stuff than civilians because if they catch an STD their work is over.

was he correct brazil user?

Nobody is denying brazilian girls love americans, they absolutely do. I just don't see the point of traveling half the world just to have sex with a mixed girl when you could easily do that just fine in America.

I like mixed girls. Actually I prefer black women. Do you got those in brazil?

Also this creates the problem of putting even more pressure on you to getting laid because if you do travel all the way to one of the most degenerated places on earth with a fucking green card and somehow end up NOT picking up anyone you'd feel like the world's biggest loser. It's a matter of fucking HONOR to actually fuck a girl if you're coming all the way down here. If you don't there's no hope for you.

nice treebs
1. we do have plenty of black people. black brazilians look like black americans in the sense that they're not quite full black, they're actually lighter and mixed
2. we're getting lots and lots of african immigrants these days, those are pure blacks

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are you still there ameribro?

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Get the fuck out of germany you cockroach

No offence my man but are these considered "good" by your people? Because I got some bad news for ya

You mean the music or the girls? The girls are pretty much on average what you will find here.
If you're into sex tourism you gotta lower those expectations, my man.

Look man just because I said I like black girls don't mean I like pop music. I don't even really know what the correlation is between the two.

I MIGHT be wrong but I don't think super hot girls are likely to have casual sex with a random foreigner they aren't likely to ever see again.
Unless you're super hot yourself, of course.

kondzilla is a miracle of the universe, you have poor taste. Just kidding I'm just flooding your thread, not often that I have a chance to talk about brazil

Oh no the girls are fine. They look pretty normal actually. I think in the context of the music they just seem uglier than they probably are

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Is that the music your people listen to? That's what plays on the radio I take it?

Will do will do

I look like pic related, but I'm mexican. I would post a picture of myself, but I know people who browse Sup Forums would recognize me. I understand Spanish and can somewhat speak it. Would I be able to get a mixed Brazillian girl?

>Is that the music your people listen to? That's what plays on the radio I take it?
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Let the horrible pop music GROW INTO YOU
you must cultivate the badness like a glistening jewel of terrible taste

Are you tall? You look attractive.
As I was saying if you come with sex tourism in mind you'll only jinx yourself. It's better to come for the vistas and stupid tourist shit like walking along the beach and think of sex as a second goal. There's a very real possibility you might not have much sex or even no sex at all

I'm 178cm 5'10 so average height I guess. To be honest I might travel because I want to do an expedition in the Amazon, but that probably won't be for like 2years. I've chatted with a few brazilian girls on Snapchat, the thing is they seem to kinda latch on it's annoying. I do think that going to Brazil just for sex is stupid.

Nice m8

Go to Brazil

I only watched to the end for the doggos. The girls were 7/10 but is the extreme 80s color splash shit common in brasil? Are you a lame if you walk around in muted or dark colors?

they tend to be violent there so watch out

Nah, Brazil is America lite. It is probably the most westernized country in Latin America. You shouldn't imitate favela fashion anyway as it looks extremely juvenile.

A lot like our teenagers. Gotcha. Are there a lot of english speakers there? Or should I learn some Portuguese

dude, even peruvians and bolivians get some pussy here. i've already seen this several times. of course they don't get the beautiful ones, but some favela pussy isn't hard to achieve when you speak a foreign language, even spanish. for the most brazilians girls, have sex with a gringo is the most closest experience they will probably have in their entire life with another country.

>going to 3rd world shitholes to pick up girls
pathetic