I just masturbated my penis for the first time. I'm 21 years old. Ask me anything

I just masturbated my penis for the first time. I'm 21 years old. Ask me anything.

What have you been masturbating besides your penis this whole time?

why haven't you masturbated years back
obviously

Nothing. This is the first time I've made masturbate with my penis. It was amazing.

Okay sure but what else have you masturbate with?

Because I never knew about it. I'd hear classmates talk about it as a joke sometimes but I never thought people actually did it.

Nothing. Like I said, today was the first time I've masturbated my penis. What's so hard to understand about that.

First time penis masturbate sure. Just wondering if you'd masturbate anything else.

No, I've only made masturbate on my penis. Today was the first time. I liked it.

ok, obvious bullshit
>being on Sup Forums
>not jacking off multiple times a day

Should've just said so.

I would get aroused sometimes when seeing the naked pictures of women on here but I never thought of masturbating. I just tried it randomly today and I liked it.

It was pretty clear from the start that he's only jerked off his cock you fucking moron.

Not really.

Ok but what else other than penis you make masturbate on??

Well then you must be more autistic than OP.

Nothing. I only masturbate my penis. Only once so far. I think I'm going to do it later.

Nah not really.

If you couldn't understand that he only jerked off his own dick then yes, you're a fucking idiot.

Not really, no.

Do you have a thick mushroom?
Do you make big cums?

Absolutely, yes.

Nah.

Is that picture you? Because I assume you were just not able to jackoff, and somebody else did it for you

What do you mean by thick mushroom? I did cum. I don't know if it was alot but it felt really good.

Yeah.

No.

No the picture is not me. I just needed a picture for the thread and that was the first picture that came to mind.

Yes.

Dubs confirm you have big cums to your thick mushroom

Nope.

Yup.

I didn’t mastutbate until 20 for the same reason. Started not long after losing my virginity.

I disagree.

I disagree as well.

Then you're autistic
And you can't deny that because you're 21 and you haven't fucking masturbated

I've never had sex. It's cool to hear someone else didn't masturbate their penis until about the same age.

So do I.

Well I guess I'm doing pretty well for an autistic person considering the fact that I fucked your mom.

Likewise.

Ditto.l

>I'm 21 years old
Stopped reading there

Right back at you.

OP for god's sake...
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Well then all you missed was "Ask me anything."
You read 90% of it.

What else would you masturbate...

What else can I possibly masturbate. I only have a penis so that's what I masturbated.

Why has it taken you this long to masturbate for the first time?

Now, changing the subject, what did you masturbate?

I guess it's because I never really tried it. I heard about it alot growing up obviously but I never took it seriously. I've been aroused before but I've never went out of my way to masturbate. I think I'm going to do it more often now. It was great.

I masturbated my penis.

No suprise you masturbated until you were 21.
Now what genre did you liked? anal? creampie? DP? hentai?

...

I don't watch porn. I just thought of sexy things.

Why the fk do you keep saying you masturbated your penis, Sup Forums understands you without adding "my penis"

Like what, wheelchairs? Hospitals?

Because that's what I masturbated. I don't want people to think I masturbated something else.

Are you in any way disabled?
Did you grow up in a religious town/family or something?

Spoiler: eventually you will need porn if you want to do it more often

May I call you Thobias Peron Gonzales Stevenson Brachau?

No. A girl in my college program. She's very good looking.

I bet you masturbate your vagina you fucking faggot

If that's what pleases you, then sure.

I masturbate your mom's vagina that's for sure.

Name the person your sister ate.

faggots don't have vaginas

No I am not disabled. I guess I was just sheltered. My family is not religious in any way.

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What?

You are an idiot

Dude, you lived under a stone or something?

How? For making it clear that I masturbated my penis?

No, I live in a house.

He is making it clear because of this
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So, OP, would you watch porn now? You're going to have to, since eventually you will find it difficult just by remembering a hot college girl..

Something like this?

Because that person is right....

I don't think I'm going to start watching porn unless I have the urge to do so. I get aroused every time I think of this girl.

No. I'm not Patrick the Star and I don't live in the sea. I live in a house on land.

How is he right? OP made it clear as day that he jerked off his dick. How can anyone be confused by this. Fuck you bitch.

You keep thinking that

How could I possibly be a starfish living in the sea? Starfish can't use the internet nor are they capable of thinking and creating thoughts as I have been. I'm a human, not a starfish.

Because if you say i masturbate my penis, it makes room to think there are other ways he can masturbate, if op just didn't say "my penis" then the world would be a better place

Because being 21 and masturbated for the first time.... that's how you live under a rock

No, maybe that's how I'm sheltered, but not how I live under a rock. I live in a house like a human being. I'm not Patrick the Star. I live in a house.

good job virgin. now your gonna want sex with women you'll never have.

Yes but the guy wasn't asking how OP jerks off, he was asking what else he jerks off. OP made it very clear that he "masturbated his penis" therefore questioning what else he masturbated is fucking stuopid. Moron.

Well I've already had your mom plenty of times so I'm ok with that.

You're just too low schooled to see what this poster really ment

You should tell her that you masturbated your penis to her, she will be very happy if you say that

Sheltered for 21 years? I feel sorry for you

Welcome to the team!

No, I just take things literally. If the guy wanted to know "how" he jerks off, then that's what he should have asked.

Should I? I feel as if that would be inappropriate. Do guys usually do this?

Thank you.

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I had a very good upbringing. I don't think you should feel bad that I didn't masturbate until I was 21. I'm a happy person.

>Too low schooled

Exactly what I ment

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did you eat your semen afterwards?