How do we fix our relationship?

our real enemy is Germany and their empire

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give us more of your land

Give us more sunbeds

Our relationship is fine. You give us sun and sangria and we sustain your economy buying it. It's the perfect relationship

UK & Spanish joint empire when?

more like Spexit when?

make spain great again!

UK would enter war with whoever that didn't surrender their riches to them
Spanish people don't even hate UK, its the pirates that hate basically everyone outside of their country

hate g*rmans love spain love pints
simple as

How are we enemy? I thought we were irrelevant

>Spanish people don't even hate UK, its the pirates that hate basically everyone outside of their country
UK looks ok at least they are not cucked by germs

We could in the 16th century. Imagine your navy and our tercios. But our king was an autistic catholicuck. He should have learned from the frogs and ignore religion.

>ignore religion.
this. and exterminate the natives , what a mistake now south america is truly shit

Catholicism saved them

>Spanish people don't even hate UK, its the pirates that hate basically everyone outside of their country

Well, many spaniards suffer racist attacks from brits. It's their insular xenophobic mindset.

>falklands
>mexican population replacing anglo americans
>turbot war
>Gibraltar
Spanish types are too belligerent to ever have a friendly relationship with anglos, the only reason spanish aren't hated as much as the French or Germans is because you're also all horribly incompetent

>Argentina and Mexico
>spanish types

Fuck off proxy
Fuck off
Fuck off

it's true, spaniards and spaniard-lites are basically a mix of chinese 'want to take over the world' attitude mixed with a 'sleep all afternoon' work ethic

do you have internet? WOW

>i take everything i read on Sup Forums as a fact
>let me tell you about your country
uncultured dumbass, american tier

I would take 100 Germans over a single Br*t

el amerindiANO jakajakakakakaka

Send more sexy Spanish girls to our unis

Send more easy British girls to our beaches

>Argentina and Mexico
>>spanish types
Last I checked Argentinians we're according to the mostly of Spanish descent and your average Mexican is half Spanish.

Argentinians are mostly italians. We have nothing to do with them.

Why

Argentina is 200% Germanic, friend.

Give us soft brexit and it'll happen

Because my flirting skill sucks. And this is something you don't need with your women.

Haha do you think Spain gets to say a word about that ? The Frankish-Deutsch supreme cuck alliance is deciding of your fate now

No pls

Have mercy

>Mexico
10% Spanish at most. Halfbreeds don't count, Obama isn't British.
>Argentina
Half Spanish half Italian.

Mexico = Amerindian
Argentina = italian/amerindian
>hey broooo im 1/24th spanish

because they are easy.
more to Algarve too please.

You mean any women abroad

Yeah, we only have a saying about Gibraltar

I mean your woman. German or dutch girls aren't even a ten per cent as easy as yours.

>German or dutch girls aren't even a ten per cent as easy as yours.
really? XD i have never met a british girl XD

yea probably

>spain
>great
>ever
No

This is not achievable. We've tried it many times, Spaniards and Anglos are simply irreconcilable. I've had dreams about this, but dreams are not real. Wake up, people.

To be honest, I can't think of another pair of western cunts who fought more wars than England and Spain

Didn't you have more wars against the frenchs?

England and France, for starters.
Nelson v Napoleon is like a historical classic, man. I can't even think of a single Spanish general.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Anglo-Welsh_wars

Bloody sassenach

>tfw no United Kingdom of Great Britain, Ireland, France, Spain and Portugal

>wars
just a series of skirmishes started by the spanish that they always lose so badly it ends up destroying their economy for 100 years
people laugh at the french but the spanish really are the biggest boobs in europe
>create the worlds largest fleet
>fill it with silver
>try to invade england in the middle of a storm
>lose fleet and silver
>go bankrupt

fuck you and your proxy as much as the UK.

We would be invincible.

>tfw it will never happen in my lifetime

Not only that, but they were in union with Portugal at the time, and they used our navy as well.
This is why I truly dislike Spain.

>fuck you and your proxy as much as the UK.
proxy, why?

If this ever happens I purpose we take back Constatinople.

My opinion won't be popular, but..:

I think that peace between us has always been difficult because we are too similar.

We always end up colliding like two brothers.

good colonial era history

es un Sup Forumstard ardidos por motivos historicos irrelevantes hoy en dia
*propose

>too similar.
You couldn't be more opposite.

We are only opposite on the surface.

We are like the two sides of a coin.

That I can agree.
And Portugal is the edge.

I bet I'm whiter than you
Just kill yourself

Does your king not have a daughter they can marry off to Prince George?

Two of them, actually.

This That would be fun.

>living in a 4th world country
>has internet
how is it possible?

tfw when you never will be part of a kingdom with a colony rivality of 400 years

probably he is rich

>marriage-based alliance between portugal and spain
>closer ties between england and spain due to the portuguese long-standing alliance with them
>everyone benefits
thats how diplomatics work... right guys?

This.

We just left it

You mean the Franko-Deutsch Reich?

We all know it's not the same thing

No because we did that once and you just turned us agaisnt them.

Everyone likes Spain here!

>

Yeah 1 person equals the views of 70 odd million.

>hey broooo im 1/24th spanish
Nobody says this, we are not America

>Should we add a volume for Anglos?


Besides jokes, I belive this desu

>>create the worlds largest fleet
>>fill it with silver
>>try to invade england in the middle of a storm
>>lose fleet and silver
>>go bankrupt
lmao

I like Spana but they need to stop being cheeky cunts with Gibraltar.

what happened in gibraltar in recent time?

>create the worlds largest fleet

yeah, that's why english had more ships in that battle

>fill it with silver

the fuck?

>try to invade england in the middle of a storm

yeah,they forgot to check out weather.com, also those ships were heading to holland

>go bankrupt

habsburgers finances, this is what happens when you are fighting against the world

UK+New England is best ally no bully.

>we sustain your economy buying it
ebin