Can we talk about how much The Lion King sucked?

Can we talk about how much The Lion King sucked?

Biggest and most obvious: the happy go-lucky song about how great it is to be a lazy coward.

And then this LION survives on BUGS... and doesn't end up horrifically fucked up somehow...

And then this whole anti-democracy message of "Well Scar's in charge and there's NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT..." until some kid who's lived on bugs his whole life comes back and fights to the death... because democracy is shit, monarchy is everything...

Oh and let's not forget who THESE guys are supposed to represent... nice work Whoopi

Also, fun fact kids, lions control the water.

But not herds of antelopes.

and maybe one of Disney's most notoriously obvious subliminals...

I just wish they hadn't killed Harambe

And is it just me or does this guy just suck. I mean "hey kid all this will be yours... what? My kid is a spoiled brat? That's WEIRD I wonder WHY..."

And then there's THIS bullshit... people actually think of this as some kind of "spiritual experience" in some impossible-to-define-because-it's-actually-total-bullshit way...

Because they're FUCKING STUPID...

and I mean gee why the fuck would anyone care BECAUSE THEY'RE RESURRECTING THE BONES OF THIS SHIT AND CGIing THE FUCK OUT OF IT

When will this shit end?

Come on SJWs, get on your high horses and bitch about... idk... "cultural appropriation" or "imperialism" or whatever shit you people like to bitch about...

Me I'm just pissed because this movie SUCKED and so does everyone who likes it.

It was a good movie

>It was a good movie
It was a good movie.

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>>It was a good movie
>It was a good movie.
It was a good movie.

and this... this shit's the fucking worst...

These women sitting around going "No Scar, there's no FOOD. You ASSHOLE." Umm.... what the FUCK have YOU been doing this whole time? Because that lazy bastard has been sitting on his ass soooooo... who's been hunting the food supply to extinction? Because I'm pretty sure that's YOU, you self-righteous BITCH.

At the very least feminists should have been pissed for the portrayal of women as completely helpless in the face of a single, weak idiot of a man... but where were they on this? NOFUCKINGWHERE

Wow you are really not smart

Once I was at the funeral that was funnier than replies in this thread

To be fair, that's pretty much every Disney film. I

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It was a good funeral

Must have been your moms

>shakespeare, monarchy, and visual representations of lyrical metaphors like "winds of change" and other shit

OP is mad he grew up

Explain it to me then. Why did these bitches hunt the land to extinction and then blame the guy that told them to do it, and are STILL sitting there angry at him but subservient to him at the same time?

Come on I'm all ears.

Don't you dare bring Shakespeare into this.

And I hated this movie since day 1. I've never been stupid enough a day in my fucking life to not see "hakuna matata" as "we're selfish lazy cowards".

He was the king. He fed it to the hyenas. They turned as soon as they weren't fed.


Are you thick.

>He was the king
YOU STUPID FUCKER... he was the king... don't you see how awful that is? They're showing this shit to KIDS man, as if this is OKAY...

can someone shoot this guy either in a head or a dick? just so he won't reproduce

don't you dare not dare me

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You're right, Shakespeare was just a common hack. I'm better, I'm a knight!

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The butthurt is amazing.

>waaah waaah I loved that movie because there were bright colors and I got to sing along with the catchy tunes
kys

It's your thred

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No it's not. I'm not OP.

A WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Amazing

The level of butthurt over a stupid movie? Yes.

IT MEANS NO WOR-RIES
FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAAAAAAYS
stfu the lion king was integral to my childhood

>Itnernet wins
OP 1
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Wtf is going on in this thrad

i dont care about the movie, although yeah, I liked it, I'm not a special edgy unique Sup Forums snowflake that hates everything that is good&mainstream and loves everything that is bad&niche

kek

Hey OP don't forget the normalization of trans/mental diseases.

oh god please no
JUST MAKE NEW SHIT YOU RETARDS

that's exactly what OP would say

Oh that's why you suck?

They can't anymore everything is on autopilot

are you 7

They also basically stole the plot of Kimba the White Lion

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was it better than say aladdin?

Define it

In how they adapted from Arabian knights

did you even watch it to the end?

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you're looking for substance in a kid's film, stop mastubating so much and caring about it

I don't care about the movie, either. Never seen it. But the butthurt is still amazing. The crying is like someone took candy from a baby. Over a fucking kid's movie.

The end... the fucking "boss battle" between "I've lived on insects and got my ass beat by some random chick" and "old scrawny lazy man"... and then POOF everything's better.

They should NOT have shown this monarchist lazy fuckery bullshit to kids.

What exactly is your point?

>guy who submits to women wins


u r so dumb

Aladdin is a weird film. That scene with Jafar and Jasmine? There's no way she wasn't raped.

sigh
you are hopeless. please stay in your delusions, since they seem to fit you so nicely

Jafar was way creepy

Okay, how do you feel about all the other Disney films that celebrate monarchies? Because while the Lion King is more explicitly about the journey to the throne, it's still built into at least half their movies.

I will agree that anyone who thinks it's based on Macbeth hasn't read Macbeth.

Stop being an edgy sighflake

i can't, you are forcing me to sigh until end of times

This and I actually liked Hercules better

And Jasmine was actually kind of fun. She was a princess bitch, but she also had some courage and could get over her prejudices.

Nobody liked Hercules better.

Ha! Gaaaayyyyyyyyyy

>they ripped off old stories how do you feel about that

fuck you care?

Sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh Jackie Chan

That is pretty gay dude

> people aren't allowed to talk about things! not on the internet
Whine whine whine whine

fucking normies
that Hydra was badass

The only good thing about the movie was James Woods, and even that wasn't great

nah mate, I really liked hercules, i was just being a fag

sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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the point is he grows up and faces responsbility jackass

guessing it would have been better for kids if he brutally murdered his childhood friend/sweetheart and that the pride should have been replaced by a socialist utopia even though lion herarachy doesn't work that way

>The end... the fucking "boss battle"
>and then POOF everything's better.

you just described every kid's film ever made. if you have a problem with it make your own

That was an almost Hercules-tier gay sigh

James Woods is always awesome.

>the point is he grows up and faces responsbility jackass

Are you KIDDING? He goes back because he's OFFERED PUSSY.

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literally scar let the hyeniggexicans in and they ate all the food.

scar represents the evil of an open immigration policy

and simba represents the restoration of order, IE kicking out the undesired elements so the best animals can have the easiest life

its the jewiest jewy jew cartoon ever in the history of ever

Are you really arguing that the only political systems allows in a kids movie with talking animals must reflect the actual political systems used the same animals in real life?

Wow. You're right, lions aren't socialists. They're not monarchists, either. They're fucking animals.

Getting gayer, try to Herk is up a bit more

Now do the cloud porn

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Well maybe partly but its also because Darth Vader tells him he needs to be avenged

Also its Disney, they always shoehorn in a love interest. Your problem is with Disney.

wow took longer than I expected for some fucking idiot to come in and apply his personal agenda to this shit...

MAGA wasn't a glimmer in Trump's syphilitic eye when this was released and back then barely anyone gave a shit about immigration because it was just regarded as a normal part of a normal economy. Perspective kid. Get some.

>Your problem is with Disney.
My problem is the movie sucked. It just sucked. It had no redeeming qualities. It was bad. 0/10. That's my fucking problem.

Sorry that this makes you scared that your childhood was a lie but is what it is.

Baloo did the same thing in Jungle Book. You don't like Baloo?

not enough cock sucking
and see if you can get megara to friendzone you

Everyone likes baloo I bet this fucker is a communist

joke's on you, I'd gladly present my anus to minotaur if as a reward I could smell megara's greasy hair for 2 seconds

She's not even one of the hotter Disney chicks, fam

do you realise that maybe its a total waste of time and energy having this much anger about something designed for children. move on with your life. even if this is a joke its still a joke how much energy you've wasted trying to convince people

People are allowed to express why they like or don't like things.

That says "SFX". It was a tribute to the sound effects team on the film.

>about something designed for children
See you're why there are so many school shootings.

"Who gives a fuck what kids watch?"

blamblamblamblam let's discuss gun control as if that's the real issue...

Fuck you.