ITT: Most sexually deviant thing you've done

>ITT: Most sexually deviant thing you've done

Worn and used a vibrating butt plug at work. Don't have an office job, I work in close proximity to others.

OP is a faggot

Did the batteries last all day?

Used my sister dildo on my own ass while sniffing her dirty panties.

Came so hard.

Sucked off a few dudes in a "men's fitness club." And got my anus rimmed.

And I enjoyed it.

cheated on my wife with my best friend

yeah but you're a faggot so that's like everyday shit right there

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Inserted 3 hardboiled eggs into my anus and then built a little nest and "laid" the eggs and then slept on them.

i think you mean 8675309

A few years back I had sex with 3 different girls in a weekend. They didn't know about each other. I also have had a blowjob from a close friend guy and girl at the same time.

Okay, so you're gay? And?

Have a girl lick her shit on my dick, cum over her face and piss on her, the whole time on a bed with plastic sheets.
Then proceeded to fuck her doggy while pushing her head in the puddle of piss.

Fucked myself with a dildo whilst dressed as a girl, fantasising that my 'boyfriend' was taking my virginity.

Okay I think you win this thread

A girl licked her shit on my cock then I came over her face and pissed on her, the whole thing on a bed with plastic sheets.
Then proceeded to fuck her doggy style while pushing her face in the puddle of piss.

Gay sex.
Sex in public next to a main road, got squirted on.
Sex with a 15 year old at work when I was 21.

A few things.

That is neat.

Got a handjob from a thai massage therapist
Then I went back there a few weeks later and got another one
Wife thought I was just going to get a massage

Sorry posted twice cause I thought it wouldn t work the 1st time

Worn a butt plug.
Also wear a chastity cage, had it on several times at work, mostly on weekends, when there are no people.
Right now I wait for a smaller cage to arrive.
Also, ordered a strap-on, high heels and schoolgirl outfit, so that my gf can pound me. Or maybe so i can pound her, while still being locked.

Stuck a bullet of my ass then pushed it out, then shot the bullet out of my gun.

>ITT: Stupidest shit you've ever come onto Sup Forums to lie about.

If you say so faggot.

Maybe not the worst, but I've worn that exact butt plug in OP's post to school

Read a bible verse about sex

Hot

Had sex with my wife at a historical Indian tribal site and burial ground.

Dressed up in gfs clothes and stuck her vibe in my ass whilst filming it..... yeah probably gay

holy shit guys I think i am a normie...

wich plug?

sucked and gotten fucked by Craigslist randos

How is your marriage now that your wife's box is cursed?

Got fucked by an on duty cop in his patrol car

Had sex with my tent buddy in scouts

You pick which is worse

Thanks man, means a lot.

Keep posting sweetie

>lost my virginity to a girl in highschool in school bathroom
>first time eating pussy was in school bathroom
>first set of tits seen (diff girl) was in a school bathroom
>first handjob was in the back of the class in like middle school, first time fingering a chick as well
>since then, turned gay an started leaving women alone
>started trapping, met a nice man now bf
>slut up for him, tell people i look young cause of facials.
>constant chastity, almost all the time

moar??
any good vib plug to recomend me??

M or F? Dick wants to know

idk

probably cumming 3 times in a dude's dirty bum
when you do it doggystyle, you cant escape the smell. I still dont know how I did it

at some point, like a huge goop of cum came out of his butt and it was pretty hot but it was kinda yellowish from the shit and it stained my sheets. gay sex is hard

Only have an 8 inch dildo srry ;)

Masturbate to pictures of my mom

i touch my peepee

Post one of that cute sissy ass

I dont blame you...

You fucking disgusting piece fo shit kys

I once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Glad u know how to mark yourself

i played with my piggy

is jerking off to fb pics of girls you know 'deviant', or no big deal by Sup Forums standards?

have you ever wear it outside home??
and thanks anyway, Im looking for someone I can wear and can be used to fuck my ass...

But I have no idea

Oof. That isn't me. I wish I could post myself but I haven't properly crossdressed yet.

I sucked my cousins cock when he was sleeping while sniffing his mom (my aunts) panties while my aunt was watching tv in the living room next to his bedroom.

Didn't have it on all day, it was making my butt sore

What the fuck user, who am I to judge though
I can't imagine the smell was pleasant

Hot. Post pics when you get that stuff, user

Hey man, it's not like I can convince you

nexus ace

M Of course

u-unf

don't be a little bitch user, that's nothing and you know it

I had hard bdsm sex in a fursuit.

Bump. Love family panties too

This

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Tie up my dick and balls with rubber bands and put stuff in my ass.

Sucked on a 70 year old woman's breasts like I was being breastfed while she called me a good boy.

I stole 9 of my aunts used panties and planted one in my cousins bed. My aunt found her panty and punished my cousin for stealing her panties.

infinite lols

I share a bathroom with my little sister so after she showers I cum on her warm and moist panties.

i bet cousin hates you

I giggled my balls off while jerking it sniffing the other 8 panties I stole.

My face when my aunt thinks her sons jerks off sniffing her panties

I was always wondering about that kind of things, how the fuck do those girls not notice that there is cum on their underwear

>Hot. Post pics when you get that stuff, user
Believe me, it's anything but hot, unless you like obese crossdressing losers

He doesnt know what happend. I regularly suck his cock when he is sleeping. He doesnt know about that either.

with that level of autism you are in the mid-top tier of Sup Forumstards

ok now it's just baiting

i guess wearing my chastity and only cumming when given permission by my keyholder aka fiance has become like a normal daily life thing

do dailies count?

met a sexy black chick college girl on craigslist that wanted to be used as a toilet for white men.
I pissed and shit in her mouth and then jerked off in her mouth while she chewed it. she ate everything and said my shit tasted better than hers.
heres a screen shot from the vid

How can you be a loser when you have a gf and do awesome things with her

Just dont cum in them, or wash them after. Just stupid ones leave the cum on plain sight.

I've put a 500ml beer can up my ass. Feels good man.

Met a random guy living next to my dorm room, invited him for a coffee, decided to watch a movie. The movie was lame so i just touched his dick a few times and we end up fucking on the floor. He had a massive cock, I let him pee inside my asshole, came like a mothefucker
10/10 would do it again

you two are the only competitors left

That sounds like a slip up away from a visit to the ER

dude said he cum on her pants

and what, you just "wash them after"? And she is not going to notice that their panties disappeared or that they are soaking wet?>i just touched his dick a few times and we end up fucking on the floor
how average Sup Forumstard loses his virginity

>be me
>15
>supposed to watch my neighbors dog
>had a major crush on my neighbor but she was like 27 so I never acted on it
>go to her house and dog sit for about 4 weeks
>get bored
>start looking through drawers
>anideahasawoken.gif
>find her dirty panties and sniff them
>jerk off with them
>do this every day for several weeks
>probably stole 12 pairs of panties from her without her ever noticing
She still comes over to our house and eats dinner with us sometimes

Im going to suck his cock tonight when he comes over and falls asleep, Ill post updates

please don't

damn i wish my keyholder was like that. he doesnt enforce it, im locked by choice and if i go a week or so without wearing it (cause chaffing is a bitch with the cage i have) the day i put it back on he suddenly wants to take it off and play with me.... like dude wtf, i just had it off for a week nearly

Fingered my sister's moist pussy under the table while we were having Christmas dinner with the family. Later that day she sucked my dick and let me fuck her in the shower without a condom. I have a weird family

Nice ^^

Nah, it's pretty easy to push stuff back out. Rode that sucker pretty hard

I will faggot, Im goign to suck it, jerk it them post it. Fuck you puritan queer.

hmm had sex with my best friend (Girl) when she was totally wasted. She was begging to suck my cock "for fun" so i allowed it and finished fucking her doggy style. She dont remember a thing and we are still firend even though i have GF now. Have other fucked up storries if u want most with wasted people involved as i work in poplar tourism hotels and fucked easly over 100 girls

please don't post it, there is enough faggotry

Actually i lost my virginity in a car on a Walmart parking lot with a dude I've met online

>had sex with my best friend
you are a shitty friend

Yeah do it

maybe confront him about it, ask him to be a little more commanding. if hes not too into that i guess thats just a real bummerino

>Have other fucked up storries if u want most with wasted people
i bet 1000 usd that at least 85% of them could be legally classified as rape

>Worn and used a vibrating butt plug at work
are you a femanon op? i, always, amateur porn private

that's hot
I was an intern in a shoe store
they gave me a job to sort new articles in the stock room
I used like a little girls, pink sandal to masturbate
it was half the size of my cock and made of some kind of latex

>Read a bible verse about sex
monster

he likes it but considers chastity more for me cause i enjoy it so much, takes my peen out of the equation when we fuck around and makes sex more enjoyable.

Cant complain though otherwise, great man an couldnt ask for a better partner

Would masturbate under my jacket while walking home from school a new times.

yeah i dont care. I never left friend zone when i wanted to be with her, later she wanted to be with me when i didnt care anymore and after years this happened.

not at all. Tourists get wasted and then want to party/fuck call it as you want. When you work there and are famous because you work as an entertainer you are they first choice.