You have 30 seconds to be as Indian as possible

You have 30 seconds to be as Indian as possible

I wanna sex she

heloo dear show cloth bobs

hello hot sexy

ding ding it is time for sex time with me

text me

hello?

fuck you

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seling perfum original from antoni banderas

What's a toilet

bang bong bing

you buy you buy

*holds out some random trash*

boola boola boola

*shits, wipes ass with left hand*

Thank you come again

*becomes superpower in the next 20 years*

sachin tendulkar.... greatest ever...
on third day god created SACHIN
pakistan piss drinkers on sixth

Hello, customer service this is Paje- I mean Robert!

Hello, this is Michael from Microsoft

Why is poo so delicious

go suck a koalas dick we have a space program were going to be superpower by 2050

1+2+3+4+5+ .... = -1/12

you pretty, I sex you a lot all day.

betiful weman show sex vegana pics or i will poo on yuo when we are suprepower in 20 years wow very sexy

*graduates with highest honors*
*makes more money than other ethnic groups*
*takes your women*

Come on

hahaha wasim akram bowl 1000 balls to sachin and will not get him out once! we hate u wasim nuke come soon

hi beutifull do yu have a kik?

i salute him.
he was the line of the era
he is my ideal personality.
i wanna be ADOLF HITLER

mera naam akshay lekin you can me tom

Hello sir dear sir,

Kindly sir delete this thread immediately as it creates a negative image of India sir.

Your humble servant,

Ranjeet Dapadiddu

Based paki

"fuck off Natasha. i got tired of impregnating your kind already"

we pathetic russocucks can not compete. superior Indian Men cum in '"our'" women and leave them pregnant so we russian '"men"' could care for them and later provide for a kid

wat u say about mi u son of baster child

JUST look at my country

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you must not have met many indians, they don't say "delete this thread" they say "do the needful"
it would be like this

Hello sir dear sir,

Kindly sir do the needful immediately as it creates a negative image of India sir.

Your humble servant,

Panjeet dontshakemylefthandu

P.S.: error if number is 0 or bigger than 9999999999

that girl has obviously a scat fetish, nothing else.

DELET

I keep reading about this, "do the needful" thing but I've never seen anyone use it here.

Why no reaction to hindu code?

So triggered I couldn't click fast enough.

Stop it, IT'S NOT FUNNY.

helo butiful, can i kiss ur pussy

*rapes someone in the designated shitting street*

asl? Pusi veri nais :D

india vs paki dhanda peri deee

BURRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

poo
in
places
other
than
loo

fuk u mutherfukker bich

i make very sex u

mmmhmmm

I've banned the slaughter of cows and cleaned everything with cow urine.

wow verry good frog, nice persanality and sexy posture, please call me at microsoft tech support.

really though fob indian guys are the only reason why i've stopped taking public transport

>tried taking public transport in my city instead of driving
>why not? it will save gas
>bus is full of arabs, indians, africans, asians, and crazy people

Never taking the bus again tbqh

Sex video

Seeex videoo

Wat u say? U mother son of bich I find u

abe chutiye legendry Indian sceintist Bhaskara used cow urine as rocket propellant 2000 years before Werner von Barown existed

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>all this anti Indian sentiment

oooo...if I snd frend request what you do?

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Shut up u basterd biches
INDIA is the best country in the world

I will fuk u up if u insult it

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>Love Biryani, hangout with muslim friends, but still hate Turks(Kebabs).

goggole

sex nude pics

secc vagona

ggpooogle
hot woman

POO

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WHAT THE FUCK. DELETE DELET DELET.

*blocks your path*

mm i want to suk

Wow what a stud
I like very much

Stop bullying us. IT'S NOT FUNNY.

hot babby
want meet?
yuo are sexy hot
be my mahabratta
pls sex
sex pic
hello?
fukc yu

wtf friendship ended with india now

*poos on busy street*

*posts this on photo of random girl*

it's a shame that it's fake

jai guru deva om

hai bb let me sukk uu

He's paki

*gang rapes and doesn't poo in loo*

yeah i did my research, but you are literally same

>tfw north eastern india does all this garbage and mostly southern india gets all the shit for it

now germany best friend!!

mmmmmm, hot juicy jugs of milk

Why is Northeastern India a shithole? A combination of poorness and religion or ethnicity?

How so?

AHHHHH, another fine day in London

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Why have you posted the picture of your Big Brown Cock. We are not gay.

Oh wow, United States, huh? Which city? I have cousin-brother working, living, uh, Seattle. Seattle is close to Texas, na? Or it's in New York?

Anyway, welcome to India thread, bhai. This is your first time in India thread? How you're liking it? Which India cities you want to visit, bhai?

Wow, very interesting. So tell me, is it true that the gori girl lose her virginity at 13 and become pregnant without the marriage?

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This is just like my lewd animus

Are they your parets?

Seriously considering playing into this meme and updating my FB with something like this

>be me
>wake up
>get up off the floor which is partially covered in cowpoo
>my pet cow still asleep, leave it alone
>eat breakfast which looks like poo
>a meal designed by mahatma ghandi to accelerate stomach function
>ohpoo.wav
>squat outside window and go poo
>good thing I live on a designated pooing street
>need to go to work at Indian Space Agency
>I'm one of the top engineers in the country
>go to train
>overflowing with people
>some pooing off the side and out the windows
>it's ok because it's a designated shitting railway
>get to work after 5 hours and 3 bowel movements later
>greeted by secretary
>durpadurpadurpdurp.wav
>Pajeet has the best jokes
>get to my desk next to my supervisor cow
>cow pooing on keyboard
>thanks Vishnu
>exciting day
>plan to launch our new satellite
>SCAT-1
>launch sequence, so nervous
>5, 4, 3, 2
>need to poo cause nervous
>just go
>good thing this is a designated shitting space station
>launch successful
>everyone poos out of relief
>India finally on it's way to be a superpower

Good post
Abhorrent post

>A combination of poorness and religion or ethnicity
Most likely the case. Genuinely baffles me too. I've heard that it is mostly because of austroasiatic admixture.

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There's literally nothing wrong with being Paki.

>t. Mahar

Northeast India isn't very densely populated.

Moreover, there's also a higher concentration of tribal peoples living in incredibly simple conditions. Arunchal Pradesh, contested between India and China, has awful infrastructure and heavy problems with organized crime and corruption.

Some of the other states, like Nagaland and Assam, have had long-term independence movements which devolved into armed insurgencies.

By the way - 'Northeast India' only mean the states east of West Bengal, such as Sikkim, Assam, Manipur, Mizoram, Nagaland, etc (collectively 'the Seven Sisters' or 'Northeast India').

Bihar, Jharkand, and Chhattisgarh are all North India and dirt-poor. All three of those states have communist Maoist rebels in abundance.

They mean Bihar, Jharkhand and Bengal.

Its whiter

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Yeah. They are very white.

He beats the fuck out of you.