/sino/ - 中文

It's always sunny in Philadelphia, I mean Beijing edition

>learning resources
pastebin.com/KpgEG6G9

Recommended Movie/TV Series:
movie.douban.com/tv/#!type=tv&tag=国产剧&sort=rank&page_limit=20&page_start=0

Literal Chinese cartoons:
bangumi.bilibili.com/guochuang/
ac.qq.com/event/cartoon2016/index.html

Chinese Manga:
ac.qq.com/
u17.com/

Online Novels
qidian.com/

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=ESuchXIN3Nc
youtube.com/watch?v=2puaI9V8Osc
youtube.com/watch?v=lkwVDitqTmk
top50.topsters.net/
google.es/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/wonk/wp/2016/11/23/trade-with-china-literally-kills-americans-economists-say/
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Vincent_Chin
google.es/amp/www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-china-synthetic-opiate-20161007-story,amp.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Previous bread

oh man, the amount of clickbait articles reporting on that photo 金馆长.jpg

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HAHAHAHA I AM ALMOST FREE

>It's always sunny in Philadelphia
Is it a good TV show to watch? I heard about it a lot of times when it's compared with Seinfeld and Arrested Development, which are my two favorite sitcoms. Should I give it a try?

No

whats your opinion about jap women?

you mean like the girls from my local massage parlour?

Hello friends

I perfer the yamato nadeshiko, I don't like sluts.

ad from 百度云 projecting a stereotype of Japanese women in China

Did the critics actually play the game?

1. Graphics were 2006 PS3-tier
2. FRPS dropoffs were debilitating in certain areas.
3. Voice acting was not good, and Zelda sounded like a British woman trying to sound like a man.
4. The dungeons are copy-pasted worse than Oblivion's.
5. Urbosa's Fury is game breaking. Once you get it, the game becomes boring.
6. Ganon was a serious let down. Just a combination of the other four bosses and annoyingly easy to defeat. I actually think the first two bosses I faced were more difficult. Furthermore, Ganon's second stage was terrible. All you have to do is ride in one direction and he will never hit you.
7. There was no personal interaction between Ganon as a character and you. It just felt like facing another monster in the wild. You never got to know him as an actual cunning and evil person. I didn't really feel anything when I defeated him. That's different from TP and WW.
8. The ending was atrociously short. About twenty seconds where Zelda pretty much just asks "So, do you actually remember me?" and then nothing.

In conclusion, it was Legend of Zelda: Skyrim.
An amazing game guided by the perfect idea of an open world adventure, but a terrible main quest just took all the... emotion, out of the game.
Winning the game didn't feel like I actually won anything. It reminded me of how pointless games can be.

What do Chinese think?

>Muh GDP

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everyone's watching China get thrashed by Syria, you might have to wait a bit

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*china proceeds to buy the officials like the Italians and Turks do*

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Please post pic of chinese princess (pic is japanese princess)

Yes I really do have 5400 pictures, mostly from Sup Forums/other websites, on my phone.

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Masterpiece
youtube.com/watch?v=ESuchXIN3Nc

>Happening: the search results for Ozzy Osbourne on Weibo got blocked just now

Are you Chinese?

?

I wish he would overdose tbqh. Tired of his face and his one song.

赵紫阳?

之前是禁av,结果david都发不出来了 赞美党

>managed to let Syria score at the last moment
>didn't get BTFO by the Syrian alpha males

Hmmm not too bad

应该是吧

how do you deal with HK people, guangdong people in general?

youtube.com/watch?v=2puaI9V8Osc

Hong Kong is a rainy country, very third world

That was tense
Gonna have to watch the whole thing

馬來西亞自古是中國神聖不可分割的一部分

They are the Jews of China, watch your back around them.

you wouldn't like them peru, they worship whites peru. even worse than mainlanders peru. peru? when do you leave for your guangdong trip peru?

can laowai sell things on taobao?

or do you need a chinese ID

>laowai
no silly viet you're not laowai to chinese

How the hell /sino threads have been so active lately? Usually these died fast

I dont really wanna go, Im happy here, sadly I must go, that is the hard part of my job

youtube.com/watch?v=lkwVDitqTmk

There have been three active /sino/ autists recently instead of just 一路順風.

I need to find a selling ecommerce format where chinks are banned from selling. for example, western amazon and ebay allow chinks to sell on there. you just can't compete with their prices

maybe I should do like peru and find a third world shithole country in south america that's untouched by chinks still and sell to them

澳门首家线上赌场上线啦!性感美女荷官在线发牌,任您嗨翻天。

>can't compete with chink prices

You are in VIETNAM

Use your imagination, white boy

are you implying I should look into purchasing cheaper goods from viet factories? or sell crap to viets

The former

Or alternatively sell high-quality western shit to viets (muh baby powder)

在中国,人民到了国外会更爱国

>在中国,人民到了国外会更爱国

In China, they think life is normal. So they go to abroad where the media is saying stuffs like "China is hell on earth and nobody can live there!"

What do you expect?

我本身是大马华侨! 真希望有一日中国能同化马来西亚, 把马来西亚变成一个华人国家!!

八成泰国人有中国血统
马来西亚人看起来也差不多情况
也许不是完全梦话

What do /sino/ listen to? I'm used to be a pretty big dnb/breakcore/experimental head back in the day, nowadays mostly listen to Chinese post-rock, bass music and avantgarde stuff

Make a chart at top50.topsters.net/

(inb4 it's all cheebs listening to M pop)

错矣

Yes im one
Neet makes one free (until sep 2017)
This
All those love dang love china propaganda makes me puke but china looks great from outside when everybody is butthurt about china's advancement when they be like "2014 is the end of china" at 2004

scriabin, bach, rimsky korsakov, tsiolkovsky, e-rotic, june reactor etc

>muh album Art
This picture is useless without a listing of the albums shown

Malays will conquer all chinese using their laziness, as laziness is the main weapon of sea cunt (chinkapoor not included)

I want to open a business in Taiwan do you think Jack Ma will grant me a small loan

can you praise his square face while you are betraying your true heart

I'll suck his left nut for a milli

>only left nut
You are destined to fail

perhaps Jack Ma don't like the guy starts to lick balls or not sensitive area because he is a realist

hey 柴尼斯
还不睡觉啊

>NEET
>睡觉

你在开玩笑吧

我楼下有卡拉ok唱到三点半, 所以还醒着
你也是啊unko先生



ASIAN NEET们的白天刚刚开始了

再过几个月就可以脱neet了

lol赶快搬家呗

Here you go:

Top 4:
Cibo Matto - Cibo Matto EP
齐豫 - 橄榄树
熊寶貝樂團 ~ Bearbabes - 螢火 ~ Fluorescence
花粥 - 乍见之欢

Second Tier:
(Celldeath) Electric Dreams - Temple of Sadness ~ 悲しみの幕
(Orange Milk / Noble) Mus.hiba - White Girl
(Sublight) The Flashbulb - Flexing Habitual
草東沒有派對 - 醜奴兒
(Subroc Recordings) Subconscious
(Med Skool) Bop - Clear Your Mind
DE△D VIRGIN - Anxieties
Post - Björk
(Warp) Aphex Twin - drukqs
Deerhoof - Offend Maggie
大象體操 - 角度
(Metalheadz) Goldie - Timeless
汤姆克鲁斯和凯蒂赫尔姆斯 - 汤姆克鲁斯和凯蒂赫尔姆斯
(Hyperdub) Burial - Untrue
(Ad Noiseam) Igorrr - Hallelujah
(999 Recordings) 九十九音夢 (Technorch) - 全部僕が悪い

Third Tier:
(Druggy's Acid RacK) Psychedelic Sensation
Miii - Tokyo War Trap EP
Boris - New Album
Leftyfish - You, Fish! EP
(Tano*C) Hardcore Syndrome 2
(C.H.S) 108 Sketches 2
Crystal Castles - Crystal Castles
小老虎 & Soulspeak - 色弱
Chinese Football - Here Comes a New Challenger!
(Do Hits) Howie Lee - 木屮山出
(Dream Catalogue) Yoshimi - Atavism
(Lightless) Fanu - Lightlessness
Deerhoof - The Magic
U.TA屋塔 - 緩飆公路 Highway Cruising
龙宽九段 - 我听这种音乐的时候最爱你
(Warp) Plaid - Not For Threes
Photek - Modus Operandi
(Commercial Suicide) Klute - The Emperor's New Clothes
(Metalheadz) Goldie - Sine Tempus
Aran - Round Up Crystals EP
Goreshit - Rituals
(Sublight) Venetian Snares - Rossz Csillag Alatt Született
(Bassbin) Breakage - This Too Shall Pass
(Vision) Noisia - The Tide
鸭打鹅 ~ Duck Fight Goose - 未来俱乐部 ~ Club Zvkvnft
きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ - なんだこれくしょん
(Barcode) Spor - Ultimate Technology / Cyberpunk
Ganpurev Dagvan - The Cave of the Yellow Dog
(Genome6.66Mbp) Genome Compilation Vol.1
シャルロ - Out of Orbit

>搬家
没钱

Gaokao? Which uni are you aiming for?

不会有我没钱的程度
你说的脱neet是要开始上班或上学?

Not gaokao, grad school @ some japanese uni
如上原因我要上学了,所以穷
unko干什么的啊

More into jap boys tbhwy

就要上学了啊 真羡慕你 好想回到2010年重新开始一切,,,
我在九月份要退大学了
就说都25岁还在大学已经够害羞 但我还要退

朋友千万不要学我啊 虽然说 不觉得就会有几个人能到达我的这个废材境地
但还好不知道怎么的我对前途很乐观,不很抑郁

HK chinese are unironically the worst in China. Rural fuckers at least have an excuse. HKers act like they are morally superior as they stab each other in the back.

Me + footfag + autistic HKanon = bring all the chinese bitches to the yard

Hmm that doesn't answer my question, Takeshi

All hongers here in Vancouver are lazy arrogant 負二代. There was this fob kid who transferred out of my high school when somebody keyed his Maserati. Shit was cash.

你在大學主修什麼呢?

>the Chinese memeteam

xi jinping is breaking up all the circles jiang zeming built when in power

they are definitely not on the same team

>tfw this chingchong got me addicted to ping pong

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I'd wait before I'd make claims like that.

This is the cycle in China. Mao purged his predecessors, Deng did, Jiang did, Hu failed to, Xi is purging Hu's and Jiang's, etc.
The toad remains powerful though. He lives u rong time

45 year old chink is gonna start working at the company in september
maybe she's a hot cougar, haven't seen her yet

>work tomorrow

>t. Footfag

经济
不过跟大陆三本一样 无名大学

Oh that's cool I'm still an undergrad.

Are you the airman?

我大学一个认识的人都没有,基本上就在neet,靠着爸妈给的钱活着,羡慕什么啊...大学院应该更没有机会了
我也是想过退大学,但是怕找不到工作,所以一直就没有退,基本上就是忍着去,课结束马上跑回来家里
其实大学就是敲门砖,你有的话很多人都让你进公司而已,没有那么多人有什么深刻的成长
反正不抑郁倒是很好的事情,日本人少,总会有什么可以干的事情,加油吧

google.es/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/wonk/wp/2016/11/23/trade-with-china-literally-kills-americans-economists-say/

LOL

Why are there so many Zhaos abroad? Does the government help pay or do y'all just buy into the "muh superior foreign education" meme?

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There is not much of a CS industry in HK so I went overseas.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Vincent_Chin

>The perpetrators were Chrysler plant superintendent Ronald Ebens and his stepson, Michael Nitz. The lenient sentencing of these two men in a plea bargain generated public outrage over the murder attack, which included blows to the head from a baseball bat and possessed attributes consistent with hate crimes. Many of the layoffs in Detroit's auto industry, including Nitz's in 1979, had been due to the increasing market share of Japanese automakers, particularly due to Chrysler's increased sales of captively-imported Mitsubishi models rebadged and sold under the Dodge and now-defunct Plymouth brands, leading to allegations that Vincent Chin received racially charged comments attributing to the layoffs while being beaten.[2]

>Ebens and Nitz initially faced a charge of second-degree murder, but were convicted in a county court for manslaughter. They were both sentenced to three years of probation.

The price of a Chingchong's life in the USA.
1.5 billion = cheap

Hu isn't a meme though
Only heard about rumers of him cleaning tibet or xinjiang and stuff, and be a puppet of toad
Wen jiabao is more like a forbidden meme back then

million*

I didn't comprehend the implications of your words.

In the meantime

Thank you for removing the trash.
google.es/amp/www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-china-synthetic-opiate-20161007-story,amp.html
>Chemical weapon for sale: A synthetic opioid from China that will kill heroin users