Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
What do?

throw a handful of doritos at her face

Turn 360° and walk away

look at her towering over me and proceed to tell her i dont like any of her music at all

then run

You mean 180 xp

shake 360 and shake it off

post her bobs and vegene om Sup Forums

be kind of annoyed cuz i didnt give her permission to be in there.

blush. look at feet. beg her not to have her body guards kill me. turn 360 degrees and walk away.

stare at her eye spacing for a while then her giraffe legs and walk out confused

Wow look at this disgusting newfag. Pathetic. It's a maymay you see......

Ask her if she will let me see her penis.

Spin 1488 degrees and drill head first through the ceiling

360 and moonwalk away

Remind her about the restraining order and threaten to call the police again if she doesn't leave.

You are retarded. You should stop posting and stick to eating/sniffing glue

kek

...

Please no I cannot afford a lawyer

Fucking start screaming because I live alone and the last time another human, let alone female, has been in my room has been at-least six months.

Tell her, "I assume you're here to buy my Peter Max collection... let's make a deal shall we?" but first... eat all the eggs.

this. definitely this

this

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Bad memay imo

Facefuck her ugly face

Tell her to get lost because I don't need her anymore with VR and celebrity face-swap porn.

ignore her and browse Sup Forums

Offer her a refreshing beverage and my cock.

Kill her again

You missed the step where you grab ypur crotch and throw a triumphant finger into the air and cry out in major thirds "HE H-E-EE!"
than you moonwalk away.

Wonder how she got out of her handcuffs

Tell that snake to fuck off

Lustly engage intercourse.

Hug her

No u

ask if she know da wae

>again

Check for film crew.

>he only gets the first half of the joke
One doesn't call another a newfag, if oneself is indeed also a newfag. Fucking newfag.

>Keep walking and whistling as i turn and walk back out of the door and my house.
>then i get in my car and drive away to the nearest pizza place
>buy a pizza does not matter the toppings.
>return to the house and said room
>if she is still present:
>open the box and throw the pizza at her while screaming nonsense about mordoor and the one ring.

Sniff her pooper cause what else is she good for

Tell her to turn the oven to 360 degrees Fahrenheit before she starts cooking.

kill yourself

Pretend I don't see her

>stand there and stare at her waiting for her to make the first move.
>as soon as she says or does anything other than stare back at me i pantomime a quickdraw and pretend fire with my finger and yell "BANG!"
>in the ensuing chaos and confusion of stunned silence i offer no explanation, nor do i move from my final pose as a finger gunslinger.
>i just stand there and wait for her to do something else.
>when she does i use my non gun hand to flick my gunhand thumb and yell "BANG!" over and over until she stops doing anything but stare at me in confusion.
>if she moves or does anything at all i keep going with the fingergunningdown of taylor swift until she leaves.

Cunt Punt

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fuck that tight boi pucci

Drop kick the cunt.
Now shes sitting

Make her into a water bed

...

ask her how the fuck did she get into my room

Smile and then begin to cry because I know that I'll never be as happy as I was in that moment again.

you have serious issues, man.

Do this:

yell WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK!

let her fist my asshole with her foot

Impregnate.

What you guys got against waterbeds?

cuddle, smile, cry into her arms, go out for icecream, hold her hand (in public), then go buy me a new gaming rig on her pc, get into her choppa, and fly to her mansion to live as her fuck boy for 50 years

rob her lmao

nothing but
making a person into a waterbed
that's just fucking morbid
christ

turn 17 degrees and walk away

let her sit on my face

pretend like I don't know who she is and there is nothing strange about her presence

Start panicking approach to kiss her and puke on her instead

ask her if she wants to have a smoke

rape her. realize that she's an alien and Ayy Lmao away

Ask her why she got outta bed. Tell her to get back there for Round 6 (and it's still only 8 AM).

Hopefully butt stuff

Fart in her general direction

this made my fucking day

damn. you're hardcore.

Say gtfo of my room roastie. I only fuck hot mixed girls with green eyes, hit the fuckin road.

Tay-tay would write songs about me, Sup Forumsro. That I can promise you.

You first

get medical help. Clearly I've got lea poisoning.

Start doing the moves to “Shake It Off,” turn 180, and walk out

*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...

Punch her in her deformed redneck face

Rape her ruthlessly and punch her in the face

Sing Katy Perry songs to her.

Kick her in the balls.

>not realizing that the poster is pretending to explain the 180 in an elaborate attempt to bait others into responding.

Body cavity search.

Ask her if she would like to share a slovakian mre from 2014.

Make her eat EGGGGGGGSSS!