ITT: We make really cool crystals, and post results!
This should be pretty easy! Because all the chemicals you need for this are around the house!
You'll need around 5 over 9000 pennies put these aside.
Get a clear jar, scoop 2 tablespoons of salt into it, and 1 tablespoom of baking soda
Now the first important ingredient should be in your bathroom. Ammonia (Any brand) And pour until jar is 2/3 full (as all as you want the crystals to grow
and the last ingredient is laundry bleach (careful not to spill any on your clothes!) And fill the rest of the jar.
Now drop all the pennies to the bottem of the jar, and start quickly blowing through a straw onto the pennies to get the crystals going! You should see stringy crystals growing after 30 secs of blowing. Now thats it!
Now you can impress your friends, family, and even your dog!
Old meme. It's offbrand mustard gas. Don't try this kids. If you really wanna make crystals just pour a shit-ton of sugar into a mason jar and put a stick into it and wait a few days. Then you can eat them after too.
Aiden Myers
Fuck off
Samuel Adams
Lemme go grab the ingredients real quick!
Brayden Garcia
Is this what they put in those kits they sell online? Those look cool as hell. Brb gonna give it a try.
How can I make different color ones?
Isaiah Hill
Thank you Mister Rogers.
Nice that you came back from the dead to save us.
Isaiah Cooper
It's chlorine gas. And mustard gas isn't a brand, it's a different chemical.
Nathaniel Bell
Go fuck yourself.
Aaron Jackson
>Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid.that is if you can handle it
Christian Clark
Yeah, shit that's what I meant
Jace Nelson
It's smoking a lot. Left it on the bathroom counter, gotta be quiet because the only bathroom is right by my roommate's room so I'll let it do it's thing.
How long should this take?
Thomas Campbell
Fuck she's coughing I think she's allergic or something. Damnit OP I woke her up. She has work at 7 you dick
Gabriel Lewis
How much does this dope go for on the street?
Aaron Hernandez
Stop samefagging
Luke Stewart
You killed your roommate retard. Read the thread next time you wanna do something Sup Forums tells you
Christopher Nelson
Is he kill? You still with us?
Christian Martin
If anyone has any actual questions about crystals, I'd be happy to try and answer them.
Nathan Allen
Teehee motherfucker
Isaiah Rivera
>wow this is definitely not op
Lincoln Williams
How would you reduce the number of microdefects in a monocrystal silicon ingot created through Czochralski process?
Jaxon Richardson
Are you a geologist? Or are you a psuedoscientific Snake oil "Crystal Frequency Healer"
Ooh, that's some semi-conductor shit. Not really my thing, mate. I'd suppose carefully controlled temperature and oxygen levels, but you probably know more about that than I do. I am a failed chemist. I could pretend to be a snake oil crystal healer if that's what you're into bby
Jayden Butler
Smells weird. Tf did you do?
Jace Ortiz
If my chakras are out of alignment, which crystals do I need to shove into your peehole while stomping on your dick?
Aiden James
Obviously amethyst.
Asher Nguyen
old, gay, shit.
Alexander Watson
I really hope your faggots are not actually falling for this shit. I would be more ashamed in this board than my dad was to me.
Evan Murphy
Do it in a vaccuum.
Elijah Sullivan
...
Adrian Turner
Shit, what did he make? Run of the mill blister gas?
Ryan Turner
i hope you
William Ramirez
Holy shit I could make money off of this! Let's sell it to children.
Caleb Anderson
>over 9000 holy shit this is old, it even has the number "7" wordfiltered
Zachary Diaz
How old we talkin? 2008?
Andrew Barnes
kek
Levi Murphy
Chlorine gas crystal
Logan Jenkins
sometime from 08-10, this was when penis and vagina were filtered into all caps with colorful backgrounds and fonts
Jacob Carter
>and even your dog!
wow
Oliver Morgan
It's 2008 now.
Aiden Perez
fuck you
Xavier Miller
Hey I think he's on to something.
Julian Peterson
It can't bee.
Ryan Perez
the fucking dog
Colton James
Wow. How is the human race stipp around when people try stupid shit like this?
Jaxson Edwards
remember pingas?
Zachary Peterson
Why is this shit coming back?
Ryan Miller
This board was shamed on for many years
Angel Sanders
>Now the first important ingredient should be in your bathroom. Ammonia
uh huh
Connor Hill
Truly magical
Jeremiah Jackson
right off the bat that should tell you something aint fucking right here. Dont know how people cant see that
Blake Hill
Op gtfo
Robert Hughes
well since its 2008
Cameron Kelly
I can't believe that nobody posted the real recipe yet
James Anderson
shit that fuckers dead
Noah Scott
notice it never showed the crystals
Robert Carter
faggot do you have eyes?
Bentley Bennett
...
Jaxon Clark
>Let's take a moment and appreciate the fine crystals OP has made for us
Sebastian Thompson
...
Oliver Miller
cunt I'm tired of your shit.
Jordan Sanders
can't you just post porn or something? Your killing me here
Jordan Jones
no shit
Jose Jenkins
He lived long enough to tell /k/ his tale.
David Wilson
Hello? FBI?
Jaxson King
New fags don't actually try this.
Liam Bennett
>I come to the Fchans off and on, and I hear about how you fuckers do really interesting shit like uncover mysteries, play capture the flag with Shia LaBuff, figure out shit in a really crazy way, and fuck with corporate contests hilariously.
Isaac Lee
...
David Martin
I did it faggots be proud of me
David Morales
post pics
Alexander Parker
A lot easier thanks
Angel Adams
The golden days are gone my friend.
Kevin Campbell
The catfish thread was one of the shittiest threads I've ever witnessed
This was beyond worst
Brody King
b was never good b is for all the shit that's not interesting/important enough to have its own board d suffers from a similar problem, but b's seriously bad for this, nothing has change
Kayden Carter
Sup Forums sure is dangerous
Dominic Price
Yeah, you gotta look through the shit to find the pearls.
Isaac Brown
fuck off with these threads you make it even more boring then it is.
Grayson Gonzalez
OP not obligated, OP is always a faggot. Don't sage me Sup Forumsros.
Ayden White
>I am retarded and don't know when to quit.
Christian Smith
Ima firin ma lazor
fucking christ those were some retarded days
Josiah Flores
Sounds pretty Sup Forums to me.
Jackson Walker
It's go screw yourself o'clock
Joseph Martinez
why did Sup Forums have to go? I remember things were better then wtf
Zachary Bell
>It's time to fap
Show me the hottest webms/gifs/pic
I see where your coming from old fag
Blake Ross
love all of /k/'s screen shots.
here's lit
btw, She actually came back a few months ago. Is even sexier some how.