ITT: We make really cool crystals, and post results!

ITT: We make really cool crystals, and post results!

This should be pretty easy! Because all the chemicals you need for this are around the house!

You'll need around 5 over 9000 pennies put these aside.

Get a clear jar, scoop 2 tablespoons of salt into it, and 1 tablespoom of baking soda

Now the first important ingredient should be in your bathroom. Ammonia (Any brand) And pour until jar is 2/3 full (as all as you want the crystals to grow

and the last ingredient is laundry bleach (careful not to spill any on your clothes!) And fill the rest of the jar.

Now drop all the pennies to the bottem of the jar, and start quickly blowing through a straw onto the pennies to get the crystals going! You should see stringy crystals growing after 30 secs of blowing. Now thats it!

Now you can impress your friends, family, and even your dog!

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Sure

Old meme. It's offbrand mustard gas. Don't try this kids. If you really wanna make crystals just pour a shit-ton of sugar into a mason jar and put a stick into it and wait a few days. Then you can eat them after too.

Fuck off

Lemme go grab the ingredients real quick!

Is this what they put in those kits they sell online? Those look cool as hell. Brb gonna give it a try.

How can I make different color ones?

Thank you Mister Rogers.

Nice that you came back from the dead to save us.

It's chlorine gas. And mustard gas isn't a brand, it's a different chemical.

Go fuck yourself.

>Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid.that is if you can handle it

Yeah, shit that's what I meant

It's smoking a lot. Left it on the bathroom counter, gotta be quiet because the only bathroom is right by my roommate's room so I'll let it do it's thing.

How long should this take?

Fuck she's coughing I think she's allergic or something. Damnit OP I woke her up. She has work at 7 you dick

How much does this dope go for on the street?

Stop samefagging

You killed your roommate retard. Read the thread next time you wanna do something Sup Forums tells you

Is he kill? You still with us?

If anyone has any actual questions about crystals, I'd be happy to try and answer them.

Teehee motherfucker

>wow this is definitely not op

How would you reduce the number of microdefects in a monocrystal silicon ingot created through Czochralski process?

Are you a geologist? Or are you a psuedoscientific Snake oil "Crystal Frequency Healer"

youtube.com/watch?v=aVzhvz3S7FI

Ooh, that's some semi-conductor shit. Not really my thing, mate. I'd suppose carefully controlled temperature and oxygen levels, but you probably know more about that than I do.
I am a failed chemist. I could pretend to be a snake oil crystal healer if that's what you're into bby

Smells weird. Tf did you do?

If my chakras are out of alignment, which crystals do I need to shove into your peehole while stomping on your dick?

Obviously amethyst.

old, gay, shit.

I really hope your faggots are not actually falling for this shit. I would be more ashamed in this board than my dad was to me.

Do it in a vaccuum.

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Shit, what did he make? Run of the mill blister gas?

i hope you

Holy shit I could make money off of this! Let's sell it to children.

>over 9000
holy shit this is old, it even has the number "7" wordfiltered

How old we talkin? 2008?

kek

Chlorine gas crystal

sometime from 08-10, this was when penis and vagina were filtered into all caps with colorful backgrounds and fonts

>and even your dog!

wow

It's 2008 now.

fuck you

Hey I think he's on to something.

It can't bee.

the fucking dog

Wow. How is the human race stipp around when people try stupid shit like this?

remember pingas?

Why is this shit coming back?

This board was shamed on for many years

>Now the first important ingredient should be in your bathroom. Ammonia

uh huh

Truly magical

right off the bat that should tell you something aint fucking right here. Dont know how people cant see that

Op gtfo

well since its 2008

I can't believe that nobody posted the real recipe yet

shit that fuckers dead

notice it never showed the crystals

faggot do you have eyes?

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>Let's take a moment and appreciate the fine crystals OP has made for us

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cunt I'm tired of your shit.

can't you just post porn or something? Your killing me here

no shit

He lived long enough to tell /k/ his tale.

Hello? FBI?

New fags don't actually try this.

>I come to the Fchans off and on, and I hear about how you fuckers do really interesting shit like uncover mysteries, play capture the flag with Shia LaBuff, figure out shit in a really crazy way, and fuck with corporate contests hilariously.

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I did it faggots be proud of me

post pics

A lot easier thanks

The golden days are gone my friend.

The catfish thread was one of the shittiest threads I've ever witnessed

This was beyond worst

b was never good
b is for all the shit that's not interesting/important enough to have its own board
d suffers from a similar problem, but b's seriously bad for this, nothing has change

Sup Forums sure is dangerous

Yeah, you gotta look through the shit to find the pearls.

fuck off with these threads you make it even more boring then it is.

OP not obligated, OP is always a faggot.
Don't sage me Sup Forumsros.

>I am retarded and don't know when to quit.

Ima firin ma lazor

fucking christ those were some retarded days

Sounds pretty Sup Forums to me.

It's go screw yourself o'clock

why did Sup Forums have to go? I remember things were better then wtf

>It's time to fap

Show me the hottest webms/gifs/pic

I see where your coming from old fag

love all of /k/'s screen shots.

here's lit


btw, She actually came back a few months ago. Is even sexier some how.