/brg/ - Brasileirão General

Brasileirão General - Flamengo BTFO Edition

Do not miss the excitment of football during European break - come watch our league.
Brazil's national championship - AKA Brasileirão - is one of the football leagues with the most parity. Most of the teams have a shot at having a succesful season.
Come for the football, stay for the memes.

Coming soon: team bios.

Second round:
Today (16:00 BRT / 19:00 GMT) - Vila Belmiro
Santos x Coritiba

Today (19:00 BRT / 22:00 GMT) - Serra Dourada
Atlético Goianiense x Flamengo

Today (19:00 BRT / 22:00 GMT) - Arena Condá
Chapecoense x Palmeiras

Sunday (11:00 BRT / 14:00 GMT) - São Januário
Vasco x Bahia

Sunday (16:00 BRT / 19:00 GMT) - Independência
Atlético Mineiro x Fluminense

Sunday (16:00 BRT / 19:00 GMT) - Arena da Baixada
Atlético Paranaense x Grêmio

Sunday (16:00 BRT / 19:00 GMT) - Fonte Nova
Vitória x Corinthians

Sunday (18:00 BRT / 21:00 GMT) - Engenhão
Botafogo x Ponte Preta

Sunday (19:00 BRT / 22:00 GMT) - Ilha do Retiro
Sport x Cruzeiro

Monday (20:00 BRT / 23:00 GMT) - Morumbi
São Paulo x Avaí

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The only leagues with parity are Liga MX and MLS

Same 3 teams winning isn't parity.

Brasileirao had 11 different champions in the last 20 years, no league compares

Don't really follow or know anything but did this cheeky 2 quid bet. How likely/unlikely is this? I picked based on the results of first week.

Eurico Miranda is watching this thread

Who /cartola/ here?

Vasco will blow the fuck out of Bahia.

Flamengo loss was not that bad, Palmeiras is gonna try to win Brasileirão and Libertadores, they will end with none. Flamengo has more chances of winning a title now.

Focusing only on getting money now, had to change the team because Matheus Sávio wont play

delusional

Complete delusion
You too

Help me out m8s, I missed the first round and only could afford this shit team. Is it worth it?

I think so

Only unlikely result there is the Chape x Palmeiras draw, and it's no impossible feat. Honestly, barring the Palmeiras win, I'm expecting exactly what you put there to happen.

They literally have the same amount of champions in the last 20 years.

I am really intrigued by the Brasileirao. I watched Flamengo - Atletico Mineiro and Corinthians - Chapecoense last week and eventhough they weren't the best matches I still am very much open to watch the league.

I used to like Internacional (actually have an Aranguiz kit) but they're in Série B now.

I was just wondering, is there anywhere to watch comprehensive highlights? Like something that isn't just the goals. Globo Esporte is geo-blocked and if I'm being completely honest I can't be bothered to set up a proxy everytime I want to watch highlights.

they aren't very fast at taking things down on youtube. if you search "team A team B" and filter it by upload date you'll probably find it.

GREMIO are our guys

Vasco da Gama 4 lyf

Flamengo are at it again today, though I don't know if it will be a very nice match, considering they're under pressure after being eliminated from Libertadores last match and Atletico Goianiense are a poor adversary.

Santos x Coritiba is gearing up to be a borefest. Coritiba is locked in low-to-midtable for years now (pic related) and Santos hasn't been able to live up to the hype yet.

Chape - Palmeiras seems to be today's most watchable match, but I feel that Flamengo's might have more goals since both teams are pretty bad at defending.

Forgot pic

Just search up the names of the teams playing and the result on youtube, you can easily find the highlights in decent quality, we dont have so many copyright issues here in hueland. example in hand: youtube.com/watch?v=645_7F2-lg0&t=31s
Also, you should watch Chape x Palmeiras, chape at home are always interesting, and Palmeiras will play a mixed side but their reserves include a lot of exciting prospects and some good players (in fact, most of their backups would be starters in nearly every team in the league).

Thanks bros. Lastly, any chance any of you could recommend me some good samba/bossa nova?

Sarcofago - INRI

Bezerra da Silva, Cartola, Originais do Samba, Jorge Aragão, Raça Negra.
Kek.

yes, that is more my thing, but anyway isn't
João Gilberto essential for bossa nova ?

I posted samba only, Bossa Nova is for degenerates and leftists.

Elaborate m8, I fucking love jazz and samba.

VAMO GRÊMIO CARALHO

He's a philistine, don't list to him. Bossa nova is patrician asf.

Listen to Carioca Funk. É uma delícia

>bahia players

listen to real avant garde patrician music
youtube.com/watch?v=Fs44pDwrDj8

kek

Brazil prez Temer will make a live speech in 8 bings, any bets on what he will say?

It'll definitely be some bullshit.

O FLAMENGO É UMA VERGONHA NACIONAL
BOA TARDE.

Temer ded D:

>tfw Lula 2018

You should focus on getting at least 150 cartoletas before really trying to get points

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Anyone know where the Santos match will be broadcast?

The Argentinian league is pretty close I think

Firstrow lol.

STREAMS?????

I am loathe to admit it, but Santos are playing very nicely right now.

Use a search engine, you fucking mong.

>I have this round's worst player so far on my team
go coxa

>alecsandro

VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI

Thank you.

VAN DER LEI!

goat confirmed

youtube.com/watch?v=tKChV_aBLcc

Is this the GOAT Brazilian song?

Guerrero won't play. Probably is fucking a lot of footypussy on his hotel room!

>that font

what the fuck is wrong with your font

>samsung poorfag

great pick, but verdade should be our anthem
youtube.com/watch?v=1lof621HmRE

>mulambo calling actual people poorfags

que font mais apaneleirada foda-se

you guys have apertura and clausura, so like 11 in 40, no comparison.

Internacional is making their first home game at série B

Not even the best in that DVD desu famalam

youtube.com/watch?v=U5W8DftTG40

>implying Seu Jorge's Zé do Caroço isn't the ultimate version of that song

Never said the opposite

Name a better team.

PROTIP: You can't.

*eliminates you*

/goodguys/

>anywhere but SP
Absolute scum.

>le be absolute dogshit for nearly 10 years team

aqui se diz "aviadada", mas o sentimento é o mesmo...

Oh for fuck's sake, is 71 gonna be Chape's 96?

THE CITY OF PALMEIRAS

lmao BINter

Give me one good reason why /chape/ won't win the league.

hasn't only even been a year m8 relax, chape won't stay at the top for long anyways

>Internacional
>DRAW against "ABC"
>Literally tie against babby's first team

ABC and ASA are eternal Série B teams.

palm trees

Lost.

You meant Crefisa

difference is that Brasileirao doesn;t has ass-dumb playoffs nor salary cap, and they have to bear with an actual competent continental schedule too.

not taking sides here, just gonna share the actual stat just because

since 1997
> 38 tournaments
> 12 champions

> River Plate 9
> Boca Juniors 9
> Velez Sarsfield 5
> San Lorenzo 3
> Lanus 2
> Racing 2
> Newell's 2
> Estudiantes 2
> Arsenal 1
> Banfield 1
> Argentinos Jrs 1
> Independiente 1

how often the winner of the first round in Brasileirao ends up being the champion?

The game is in 6 hours, boys. I'm scared.

What game?
btw vai dormir, seu merda

Vasco x Bahia

Are you unironically a Bahia fan?

>implying not Based Baêa

what do you mean? leader of the first half of the league winning it in the end? 11 out of 14 (league format started in 2003)

Are Bahia resting their starting XI today?

Put some money on Vasco for no reason otherwise.

mixed team

Vasco is better regardless

Pikachu used Thunderbolt!!!!
It's super effective!!!!
Vasco 1-0 Bahia

BASED PIKACHU!

THE RESPECT IS BACK!!!!!
2-0

told ya

Defense doing shit today

2-1

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

Botafogo when?

who cares lol

5 bongs
Any expert in football that wants to appreciate their tactics.

I do
do you want me to watch your ligue or not?
porra Joao