Dubs decides what I write in my mom’s birthday card
Dubs decides what I write in my mom’s birthday card
Hudson James
Oliver Brooks
I love you mom!
Luis Kelly
Happy birthday, mom
Luis Foster
draw a penis
Bentley Carter
then spit on it
Jeremiah Reed
Thanks for not aborting me !
Dylan Perry
I love you, but you need to kill yourself so I can own a home
Jack Green
Your uterus was my first apartment. Thanks for being a good landlady.
Josiah Foster
this
Hudson Gray
roll
Caleb Reyes
Savage
Nicholas Bennett
FUCKING THIS
Nathan Cox
Damn
Jordan Anderson
Rollin
Lincoln Butler
Wanna fuck
Aaron Gomez
Roll
Blake James
Fucking this!
Austin Rogers
Happy birthday mom, have a great day!
Matthew Rogers
rollerino
Cooper Hall
Thanks for life serpaint woman
Lucas Edwards
I kill niggers for a living
Austin Campbell
Roses are red, clovers bring luck
I can keep a secret, c'mon let's fuck
Jose Kelly
Happy birthday bitch, haha love you!
Andrew Barnes
Happy Birthday Mom!
Henry Watson
EPIC
Mason Peterson
I'm gay. From the moment I first laid eyes on that sweet, juicy, gleaming penis, I knew. I knew I wanted it in my butthole. Sorry, but I'm running away to Mexico with my gay lover Jose. I can't stop loving penis. Please don't try to stop me. My best regards. Happy birthday and have a good life. Farewell.
Levi Long
Rolling
David Diaz
Niggers must die!
Eli Reyes
Hey how’s it going
Ayden Taylor
This
Gavin Parker
...
Christopher Hughes
rollinerino
Luke Young
Gas the kikes! Race war now!
Josiah Gonzalez
roll
Charles Wood
Roll
Julian Bell
Roll
Justin Gutierrez
This!
Cooper Bennett
Traps are gay
Christopher Parker
I want to fuck you!
Matthew Cook
Dear Mom,
You're one hell of a nigger.
Love,
Greg
Jackson Davis
Dubs
Ryder Gonzalez
the trips have it
Logan Ramirez
Roses are red and I'm very blunt
Can I fuck you in the cunt?
Leo Foster
Hitler did literally nothing wrong.
Luis Wilson
Winrar
Ayden Young
Mom, IM gay, and i want a waifu for my birthday next year.
Logan Foster
Hey mum, nice bum. Clean out and let me up in there bitch.
Justin Ward
BOW TO YOUR LORD AND MAJESTY SATAN LUCIFER! BOW I TELL YOU! ALL HAIL LORD SATAN LUCIFER!
P.S. - Happy Birthday Mom.
Owen Russell
Wasted trips
Joseph Fisher
dubs confirmation of trips, op accept it
Gavin Garcia
Swiggity Swooty im coming for that booty
Zachary Moore
To mom
Happy birthday
Traps arent gay
Xoxox
Colton Jackson
Dear Mom,
Thanks for letting dad stuff the turkey instead of basting the meatloaf.
Love,
(You)
Anthony Scott
This nibbuh
Nicholas Ortiz
winrar
Liam Diaz
Rolli polli
Dylan Davis
Aw dang he got it. I guess that means you're calling your mum a nigger in her bday card. NOW OWN UP TO IT.
Mason Flores
Lol this
Benjamin Ortiz
I know you think i'm funny,
but this isn't a joke.
You might be a mom again,
my condom broke.
Charles Young
Satan
Joshua Brooks
Dear mom.
Fuck you for circumcising me
Bend over and take my cut cock
Cooper Baker
rolll
Matthew Nguyen
So glad my mom never circumcised me.
So
Glad.
*Phew*
Leo Watson
Dryer than your cock all year
Julian Baker
>Being glad about not being mutilated at birth.
Why is this even a thing
Ian Scott
Fucking shekkelsteins
Samuel Davis
hope your name is greg or this card is gonna be even more fucked
Jace Roberts
...
Aiden Turner
Btw my name isn’t Greg
Austin Flores
OP delivers!