Fucking retarded story thread, ill start

fucking retarded story thread, ill start

this happened today

>17 year old minding my business and i decide to go out with 2 friends, pick up some weed
>meet dealer of over 3 years in park
> pick up off him and roll a joint in the park
> get 3/4 into it and we're about to walk out of the park to get some food.

> see a group of 10 young degenerate wannabe thugs
> asks me where im from so i tell him
> oldest guy there takes off his side bag and tells me anyone from (my area) coming here is gonna get fucked up

> i insist that i dont fight and i dont want trouble, told him im leaving now

> one of them slaps me in my head and the other one goes to throw a punch

>punchedmissed.exe

> he punched me again and started running towards me

> i back up from the path into the grass as they all chase me

> look to see my friends, one of them ran and the other one was stood there

> i knew i had no other option but to fight so i throw a punch at the oldest guy and i miss but i was so angry i was screaming at them.

>they all stopped fighting and tried to rob my phone, wallet, keys and they were begging for change.

>one of them calls down about 20 more guys and they come running

>turns out i knew one of the guys that came down and he sorted it out

>the guy that swung for me goes to my college
>"im sorry man, its because you're from this area and i think you're a nice guy and all this bullshit"

wat do? they basically tried to fight me for no reason and my friends did nothing

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>meet dealer of over 3 years in park
> pick up off him and roll a joint in the park

>in the park

tl;dr

Oh my god the horror

>17 year old minding my business and i decide to go out with 2 friends, pick up some weed
>see a group of 10 young degenerate wannabe thugs

And they’re the degenerates?

>17year old
Gtfo for another year
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>engaging in voluntary transactions between consenting parties
>starting fights and attempting robbery for literally no reason

How the fuck is the first one more degen?

So just because he bought some weed and got attacked for no reason at all he is the degenerate?

Woah that fucking spacing. Please die gen z

The future is now old man

Yeah bro, unfortunately my friends that I finished school with are also cowards. just avoid conflict at all costs and avoid any sort of conflict that relies upon your friends.

How is that greentext worthy
And what is wrong with rolling up in the park,
-nature
-no people (mostly, or theybdomt care)
-no police (mostly)
- stay clear of playground and no kids will be effected
-literally the best place to smoke

Well he's a fucking junkie so he deserves all the shit

this

They probably had eggs there and were defending their nest.

monkies dont lay eggs

Next time someone asks you where you from say you aint from nowhere. Dumbass. Also, don't do drug deals in parks in shit neighborhoods if you don't wanna deal with that bullshit. What are you, 12?

fuck those hood niggers. its not 80's anymore but niggas still stay 40years behind the time whites are on

Junkie for smoking some weed? Are you serious? Alcohol does more damage to you than weed.