Stop browsing Sup Forums in 2008

>stop browsing Sup Forums in 2008
>come back
>entire board is now basically /soc/+/l/ with gay shit thrown in by normalfags and newfags
anyway dubs decide what do

Buy Tide products and pour them up your asshole!

Yep. It's a Tide ad.

welp, that was quick.
practically takes all the fun out of the thread

Tide is a lot of fun! It feels really good inside of you!

Soc didn't exist back then so stop pretending to be an oldfag

I never said it did, but that's what it's like now

drink Tide! Eat Tide Pods!

Entire board is Sup Forums with porn.

you were never a true b-tard if you didn't understand how transient the culture was, that Sup Forums is just chaos. If you got attached to how the culture was at any one point in time, and lament that changing, then you do not understand Sup Forums at all. A true b tard would see the change, and either participate, or leave and not give a fuck.

what else is Tide good for?

seeing something isn't a reason to like it

Getting blood out of clothing! If you happen to smash it a little too hard, Tide is here for you!

Take the blade and cut up all the dildos, rendering them unusable.

Put dildos in your anus starting from the smallest all the way up to the machete.

youve seen nothing..

2 biggest ones in ass at once, third if possible

what is /l/ ???

masturbate with the largest dildo in your ass and eat your cum

close to trips, but not quite

Sword up your nose.

Cut your dick and lay it there AS if it was a Dildo aswell.

throw the dildos at your neighbors house

what is L board?

This

rolling for this

That's because the fun stuff got banned and the trolls have either become method actors or have been replaced by actual retards

>no true scotsman etc

there is no /L board wtf

...

>Got sober in 2008
>Knows what /soc/ is

Dude I'm about to tell Dad on you for being a total liar

>not browsing Sup Forums is the same as not browsing Sup Forums

newfags pls go

tell me where kittens went

If you think any part of this website is better/different at all than an other than you are a specific kind of retard. I'm so sorry. I wish I could give you this news face to face

> use knife to cut the double ended jelly into two
>shove one half into your butthole, with the knob pointing out
>put other half in your mouth with the knb pointing out
>plank
>post pics
>???
>profit

Roll for this.

Roll

>Cut the shafts off of the top 3 dildos
>Glue them together
>Glue heads of your choice to either end
>glue the two smaller ones at the bottom to make a hilt
>be kylo ren

That machete sucks ass. It could barely cut thru a fucking stick

OP's right though. I've been saying it for months and you fucks don't believe me. 90% of threads here now are just /soc/, Sup Forums or porn threads for other boards.

Stay in the past oldfag

Sup Forums has become the new gateway to Sup Forums, creating a swarm of stormfront-lite retards who shit up every thread they get to, slowly killing Sup Forums. Believe it or not, /vg/ get's more traffic than Sup Forums.

buttplug

Red dildo

That bottom one looks really nice
what brand is it?

this place is an absolute shithole now. i took a long break like you did but came back about a year ago. Sup Forums is dead, just like all the og oldfags predicted. i just wish i got the memo on where they all migrated to when they escaped this place. we always joked that this was the internet's asshole, but now it truly is. autists, shitposters, future and current murderers, racists, degenerates, and spill over from porn boards. and then there's a few silent oldfags sitting around watching the already sunken ship sink deeper into shit.

go back to harbor freight and return that 5 dollar machete. refuse to leave without a free flashlight.