So, Sup Forums do you have any life advice?

So, Sup Forums do you have any life advice?

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Be honest.

And don't take shit from idiots.

Be honest to the people that sign your paychecks and don't take shit from jealous idoits or any others, it can go on from there.

I learned that really young, you don't take shit from some fucking bitches that want your place, that's because they're jealous. It's usually fat red head chicks dyed that is with stacks of shit on their desks. Been there done that. I know about their type. I'm just warning you young folk about that.

Don't life

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try not to die

Now a days it's indian bitches who think think they can write can write better than us, and fail every time. Until they call in white people to correct their bullshit.

You people really don't understand.

It's funny when we all pull out and they all fail like the indians that they are. Then the managers and owners understand.

h1b shit only goes so far.

be nice to people and don't be a fuck-up. It's served me well.

Yet don't be a niave idiot sucking up to h1bs.

Confidence is the key to life in business. And with women (or men) re dating.

Also guilt is a worthless emotion. Feel it, own your mistake, and move on.

yeah that works great if you have a goldman sachs salary. We got one of their guys at work, real "alpha dog" type. He lasted less than a year because even big pharma doesn't want abusive self-aggrandizing shits like him.

Do you often like sucking up to other's cocks, that would be nice wouldn't it?

I don't exactly ask people's immigration status before being nice to them.

I wouldn't know, I haven't ever tried it. As my picture should have implied, I'm more of a pussy guy.

>goldman sachs salary
That's pretty funny, compared to what exactly? Be precise if you can be which of cource you can't be.

Maybe you should. Instead of being a sucker.

Do what you want and what makes you happy. If you're not enjoying your job or current situation then change it.

Don't travel an hour to visit or hang out with someone and don't spend money on someone who wouldn't return the favour.

Consider your work/life balance. What's the point of working long hours and being stressed/tired all the time just to get an extra $100 a month?

Don't let pussy dominate your life. Your own wants and needs come first.

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That old saying of it's not what you know but who you know is honestly true. Be genuine to yourself and nice to others and it will pay off, even if you don't see it.

Learn to cook

As an adult, you will shit your pants at least once. Anyone that tells you they haven't is lying

no thanks. I'll keep doing things my way,

No i don't have a life, fuck off op

To each our own and that's cool.

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Keep your mouth shut

Yeah maybe

If it were up to me I'd delete all h1bs and use our federal money to train our own citizens.

This more than anything

Be honest and you can fix your fuckups, lie about shit and you fuck yourself + lose respect/credibility and can't get it back

top keks

You will shit your pants at some point, I recently told 2 of my employees this

I don't fuck up professionally, h1bs do time and time again. But then you've never done anything professionally so really don't have anything to say now do you?

oookk, you think you're perfect . . . and lie to yourself

It's always someone else's fault, right

Dont do drugs.
Do smart drugs.
Flush after using toalete.
Rule your life with moto If is some one good to you be good to hym. If someone try fucked up with you, Fucked up with hym harder faster smarter.
Be still possitive, but dont wear pink glasses.
And for ever dont afraind of death. (it hold most people back of great things, fear of deats is most primal and its conected with every thing new)
But dont take ever your life your self.

I'm not perfect, I just haven't haven't been dinged professionally. Have you? Of course not, because you don't work for for a real company where real shit is on the line. You just like to make shit up like a faggot.

Cannabis

Don't walk on potatoes. It's an old Confucious proverb.

If you want something go and get it.

Time is your most valuable asset.

It's people like you who work from little shit places in schools where nothing matters who can think of things and fuck it up with quotas v real companies where other people's money is on the line. You never get another chance. You'll never understand.

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Don't You

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Fact is, working for a school without holding your own copyrights and patents for your own works makes you a sucker.