*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*

>*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*
The first thing to your left is your weapon

Give her a hug ask if she make me some pie!

...

Toilet paper.
I'd fuck her though. She can talk some shit and seems like she'd be funny as fuck.

Some of my vomit from drinking to much last night. Not bad ...

A pillow. Nice.

screwdriver, this bitch can say goodbye to her eyes

I have a physics paper and a screwdriver.

Both will terrify her.

Toilet paper

Whopper container.

Papercut for the win.

Ah yes, the wall. A perfect weapon.

Books... yeah, I have a feeling they will defeat her fucking pathetic mind

This

My cat

She has no moral compass. Spewing lies on a daily basis, she is a heartless shell without a shred of dignity. There are few people that fill me with hatred, but she easily makes my list.

Huh, I've always wanted to attack someone with a couch

Toilet paper, fuck...

Aww, who hurt you? Wanna talk about it snowflake?

My god shes ugly. I never really get a good look at her. She actually might be Shreks cousin. Her husband has to be a closet faggot. No way can a man find that fuckable.

A bath tub
Yay?

This is the easiest way to spot both groups of retards at one!

I mean... a spoon could work...

>at one
spotted

Her job is to have no moral compass.

Italian dressing. Gonna drench her in it and lick it off

My bodypillow... Why can't I use the bowie under my pillow or the shotgun by the nightstand

HA! Awesome.

You can you autistic fuck all.

Kentuckian detected

You’re the snowflake, snowflake

Texan who lives uncomfortably close to niggers

Remote control? That's what I usually use when I see her.

my son's stuffed tiger? well ok then, I'm up to the challenge for that cow.

feelsbro

Thankfully I'm going to be moving deep into the countryside soon, but until then, I have legal insurance for if I need to welcome some culturally enriched gentlemen to my home

empty iced mocha latte cup

A pillow? This bitch will definitely eat my pillow! Fuck!

A door.

My left fist, nice.

>Put over her head
>Choke out
>raep

Not sure how good it'll do...but I have it on my left.

I too am flanked by toilet paper

moooooooo

Truth to Lies

A pillow.. crap

This is pure kryptonite.

My guitar? Sounds interesting.

Republican women are such dogs

Ha ha! You call that a Huckabee? She was totally unable to block me. What is her schtoyle?