>*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*
The first thing to your left is your weapon
*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*
Give her a hug ask if she make me some pie!
...
Toilet paper.
I'd fuck her though. She can talk some shit and seems like she'd be funny as fuck.
Some of my vomit from drinking to much last night. Not bad ...
A pillow. Nice.
screwdriver, this bitch can say goodbye to her eyes
I have a physics paper and a screwdriver.
Both will terrify her.
Toilet paper
Whopper container.
Papercut for the win.
Ah yes, the wall. A perfect weapon.
Books... yeah, I have a feeling they will defeat her fucking pathetic mind
This
My cat
She has no moral compass. Spewing lies on a daily basis, she is a heartless shell without a shred of dignity. There are few people that fill me with hatred, but she easily makes my list.
Huh, I've always wanted to attack someone with a couch
Toilet paper, fuck...
Aww, who hurt you? Wanna talk about it snowflake?
My god shes ugly. I never really get a good look at her. She actually might be Shreks cousin. Her husband has to be a closet faggot. No way can a man find that fuckable.
A bath tub
Yay?
This is the easiest way to spot both groups of retards at one!
I mean... a spoon could work...
>at one
spotted
Her job is to have no moral compass.
Italian dressing. Gonna drench her in it and lick it off
My bodypillow... Why can't I use the bowie under my pillow or the shotgun by the nightstand
HA! Awesome.
You can you autistic fuck all.
Kentuckian detected
You’re the snowflake, snowflake
Texan who lives uncomfortably close to niggers
Remote control? That's what I usually use when I see her.
my son's stuffed tiger? well ok then, I'm up to the challenge for that cow.
feelsbro
Thankfully I'm going to be moving deep into the countryside soon, but until then, I have legal insurance for if I need to welcome some culturally enriched gentlemen to my home
empty iced mocha latte cup
A pillow? This bitch will definitely eat my pillow! Fuck!
A door.
My left fist, nice.
>Put over her head
>Choke out
>raep
Not sure how good it'll do...but I have it on my left.
I too am flanked by toilet paper
moooooooo
Truth to Lies
A pillow.. crap
This is pure kryptonite.
My guitar? Sounds interesting.
Republican women are such dogs
Ha ha! You call that a Huckabee? She was totally unable to block me. What is her schtoyle?