Are you man enough to live in the wilderness for years? What would you bring with you?

Are you man enough to live in the wilderness for years? What would you bring with you?

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no.
but it's mostly owned by Nestle anyway.

The older I get the more appealing that is.
I fantasize about it.

I would opt for this if i could somehow maintain a high speed broadband connection.

Buy a cable to run from the nearest electric pole. Or Satellite broadband.

nestle?

I would bring power tools, generator and hand tools that do the same thing as the power tools. As a back up in case the power tool breaks.

I'd bring those sweet trips

average wilderness? yeah, woulg probably make it, bring the usual shit. gun, axe, sharpening stone, knife.

some extreme, harsh wilderness (alaska, siberia, parts of africa) i would die within a few weeks prob.

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I would research forest fires and make sure theres been none where I plan to build.

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My neighbor's 8 yrs old daughter

Thats creepy.

Bring a male and female retriever and breed them for security and to help when hunting grouse etc..

I would bring a doctor, carpenter, farmer and butcher.

Bring some Amish people to build you a barn.

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yup

Tools,guns,alot of ammo, seeds,traps

pot seeds?

Them to

Like LTE? It's easier than they taught you in school

And a still so once you get everything established you can just eat fish and venison and stay stoned all day.

can't see what good a trap will be in the wilds

dick was the shit
felt like i was lied to all those years when i found out wasn't the one narrating most of his documentaries

Lay in a half acre of corn, beans, and other vegetables and you're golden.

Maybe get a couple goats and some chickens, have fresh eggs and a backup supply of meat.

kek

Keeps my cock warm.

hello newfriend

corn is gross. Wheat for bread, cattle for milk and beef, chickens for eggs,

>disease
>security
I would rob u easy

Greenhouse made of plexi glass in case of hail.

You're going to move out into the woods and start a wheat farm?

Corn and beans is the basis for a nutritionally complete diet. Living in the woods means meat is going to be a lot less plentiful that when you lived next to a grocery store.

Besides, corn is easier to process into cornmeal, store it for winter, make tortillas and elk chili.

>I would rob u easy

I would fill you full of holes and bury you under my garden.

awful black people from the city

To do what with?

Slaves,

>Moves to the woods
>Brings violent inner city youths of color to work the land
>First night he's asleep, gets butchered with a shovel

Bad plan, my man.

I don't understand. Is she a Girl Scout with wilderness training?

to give myself a reason for living by having to provide them with off grid gibs

Can I take my ps4?

DYI welfare, lol.

So that you can have a reminder of what life in the civilized world was like.

yeah i think i could i would like to bring a laptop with a few separate hard drives with movies and documentaries and maybe some porn

Evidently John Galt is here.

I would start off punching some trees for wood
then i would craft a wooden sword and kill sheep for meat and wool.
Then dig a 2x2 hole in the ground to stay safe at night.

I would make sure u are not around first.
U retard

Buy a kit helicopter and a pilots license. They're pretty cheap.

Corn for whiskey

Don't drink.

Then use cobs to stick in your ass for fun.

You suck at this mountain man thing.

Don't like corn, don't like whiskey, you would probably go out there and plant soybeans.

broadband from the electricity grid? nigga are you high or just trolling?

no I would grow things I like.

Electric lines here carry cable for tv and internet.

Like what mac n cheese and chicken nuggets.

Like what?

tomatoes, potatos, carrots, wheat, beans, cucumbers, lettuce etc...

All of that makes sense except the wheat. Takes too much time and equipment to process.

I beat the Long Dark, im good.