Are your parents proud of you?

Are your parents proud of you?

Fuck no but they'll help for as long as I'm alive, and they're alive... The reality is I failed my parents

They are both dead as fuck, so fuck them

No, and they probably never will

No, I'm a NEET and a loser. But they know it's their fault, I think it's why they let me live with them still.

where are those legs coming from WTF

no and i couldnt care less

no cause autism

My mom will never think I'm living up to my potential, and my dad died when I was young. My mom is borderline insane, though, so I don't really take her opinion all that seriously. I'm proud of me. I was on a bad path for a while and straightened my shit out on my own, with no prompting from anyone else. I could be dead, so I guess that counts for something.

What kind of faggot question is this???

My parents are dead, so I don't really know. Why not answer for yourself you stupid survey thread faggot?

Survey thread.

Mm.. I'm proud of a girlfriend & that's about it, really.

Yep, but they'd find a way to be proud of me pretty much no matter what I so, so it's somewhat misplaced pride.

Mine are dead. They more or less disowned me for marrying an asian though. It was a different time.

I don't know, honestly.
I had like 2 fuckups in school.
In middle school I liked a facebook page that had "fucking" in the name, then made a second account so the couldn't see what I did.
Then in highschool I almost got expelled for shopping dicks onto classmates and putting them on twitter.
They're not that bad all things considered, but that's the most disappointed moments they've been in me, just goes to show how boring I was.
Since then, getting an engineering degree at a good school, 0 problems. Ran D1 track for a few years of it. No social life to speak of, nothing crazy or adventurous ever happens. The have literally nothing to worry about in terms of dangerous things happening.
Never had a girlfriend, or even many friends.
Pretty sure they think I'm gay because of that.
I guess they're probably happy that I'll have a good degree and I have a good work ethic and whatnot, but disappointed because I don't do things other than that.

>not being able to identify patterns
>literally bad at the one thing the human species does better than any other species.

My mom keeps telling me they are. My dad said it once when I graduated college.
Personally the only reason I find it believable is because parents talk about their kids and even in our neighborhood there's still kids who live in their parents basement or majored in theatre and now work at GameStop. Nothing I did is truelly that great, but at least I'm better than most of the competition.

She suck
She fuck
She give piggy back ride!

how old are you?

No, but because they're fucking stupid.
Well, my dad is dead, I think he would be beaming with pride if he was still alive.
My mom is a fucking retard that did everything in her power to sabotage my life, and has no idea how the world works, so she thinks owning two restaurants, a home, and having a beautiful gf is wasting my life, and often suggests I go back to driving a rig in the oil-field so I can "afford to get married and start having babies".
She's a fucking dumpster fire of priorities.

This times a million. Only reason I haven't killed myself is it would upset them.

Yes, my Stepmother and Stepdad, too.

no and my grandparents weren't proud of my parent. who gives a fuck.

That shit was taken at Family Video, yo.

Yes. Even if my brother is wildly more intelligent, charismatic and successful than me, I still have some good things under my belt. I love my parents.

very, but they would never in a million years say it.

really struggling to work out whose legs belong to who in this image

I can't figure it out either

>their fault
I think I see the problem.

My man
Middle School they "deleted the internet" (removed the explorer icons) because I kept searching Pamela Anderson in all the rooms
Also got rid of a special day where we have lunch in our classrooms cause I threw my opened chocolate milk carton out the window (blindly, I swear) and hit the principal's car
Highschool got suspended/arrested for cussing my teacher out and throwing paper at her
Also suspended for jumping out the window during class
Also suspended for making out in the hallways
Also suspended for skipping class (kinda funny too cause they suspended another kid first who had the exact same initials, but the teacher kept marking him instead of me. His mom hated me).
Surprisingly they let me slide on that time I brought my guitar and amp to school and just brought it with me to each class and played in a few of them.

Majored in engineering and live a pretty decent lifestyle now. Tho still waiting on the cops to pull me over cause my car is like 2 years past due registration in a different state

black shorts go to grey shirt kid in the back
white and blue shorts goes to backwards cap guy
jean shorts go to blond girl

blond girl is giving piggy back ride to backwards cap guy. grey shirt kid is standing behind, possibly playing grabass with backwards cap guy

Yes, I've got a wife, two kids, a job, a house, five cars.... living the American dream.

I feel that.
Our parents can't be too mad at about any of them, maybe the registration bit.
All the school shenanigans are such harmless fun, if I was a parent I don't think I could be mad about that in the slightest.

Personally I'm waiting for my porn habits to be discovered and get sent off to jail. I already know I'm going to hell.

Nope
Not that they care
Not that I care
Just waiting for them to die so I can kill myself

No, im a failure

the bar was set pretty low for me but i still manage to limbo beneath it. why else would i be on Sup Forums

why are you typing like you have autism? is that supposed to be a poem? i cant handle the cringe

yes :)

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My sister was a bit of a rebellious teenager, my other sister died a year before I was born when she was still a baby so my parents always praised me as a child because I was more responsible with money, etc than my sister but I was just boring and barely had any friends.
Always got good grades but no one really cared; recently finished my degree but my mom doesn't even know what University is and just thought I'm at school. She keeps telling me shit like "you should be a veterenarian" because she doesn't know what a degree is and that I'll (hopefully) work in some engineering field.
Also my dad's disappointed I didn't join any sports teams like he did

keep going user, get that degree, find a job, make good money and set up a big party with lots of food on the table as a celebration for your success. Then invite your parents and show them that they can be proud of you, even if you don't follow their dreams

I got a salary job a year ago, engaged, and moved into my own apartment. Also the fact my dad has stopped looking over my shoulder and hounding me is a sign he is content.

Yes, my parents are proud of me.
I was a little asshole as teen and a fuckup into my 20's. Raging alcohol and gang activity.
I've turned things around. Job, school, sweet girlfriend. No court. Pay taxes and have great credit.

Only disappointment is no kids, but that's not going to happen so, oh well.

oh god no.
parents have 4 kids.
1 married with kids.
1 married and waiting until they are more financially stable to have kids.
1 divorced with a kid but has a good middle class job.
and me....
32yr old kissless virgin who only has one friend who he sees...maybe once a month and has only ever held warehouse ($7-$17/hr jobs)...oh and never left my parents house.

Yes because out of my peers in my family, I'm the only one to graduate from college and have a respectable job.

Low bar to clear, I know. But we're talking about a group that at various points has had abortions, done softcore porn, been arrested and gotten into several auto accidents doing stupid shit. Oh, and they are high most of the time.

They really make me look like a winner.