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its five oclock on a saturday.
I'm a needy man, and I'm oh so emo, oh so insecure. Oh so insecure!
From a friend:
"Message to you Rudy" became...
"This is our new routine".
Hush hush even downtown it's so scary
"lose yourself to dance" became "you just sucked a dick' in my mind
"underwear of imminent disaster"
sounds like some D&D magic item that warns you when you miss a perception check.
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Also the classic
>'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy!
"Why won't somebody come and save me from this naked end!" when my brother used to watch Monster on YouTube.
i was listening to that at work and had a guy ask me if they were saying "you can suck a dick"
i wanna rock and roll all night and part of everyday
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what do I win?
Imagine Dragons
Im jerkin' off, Im jerkin' off my weiner, my weiner
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Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me ,fuck me, fuck me, OH!
Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me ,fuck me, fuck me, OH! OH!
I think that's intentional.
Van Halen's Panama
"reach down between my legs, ease the seat back"
My friend misheard it as "ease the seed bag"
Original : "Reach out and touch faith"
Heard: "A retard touched me"
When I opened that and came back here and there was an ad for a game called Try Not To Cum of a girl with a dick fucking another girl and I was on phone so that was the only visible thing on the page and the song was still playing in the background and my grandma saw and got mad!
Get rekt.
this is so fucking painfully unfunny
Living easy, living free
Sees a nigger on a one-way ride
BEE'S IN MY HAIR, & RUN THE JEWS