highschool crush (left) got married
/brit/
get aids faggot
South Bristol
Booked my flight to North Korea lads
can't stop thinking about boobs bums and fannies
bones
meet me in victoria park in 20 minutes
same. also like willies.
just got a phonecall from jammer
in that order?
getting naked for my wank
>didn't put £10k into Ethereum when it launched (read: £10mn at today's prices)
>Missed the digital gold rush
>doomed to wage-cucking
for what la
Faces > Bums > legs > tummies > boobies > other attributes
You'll work for me one day
bone
...
*heems you in one punch*
if anyone lives in or near poole meet me in the park next to hte cricket pavilion in 1hr
accurate list
*bashes your 'ed in*
Literally the walking definition of a meme politician
just graduated with a 2:2 from uni of york
on my way to the fast lane haha runts
sucking on a fab lolly haha x
money is everything
Is the entire etherium market even worth £10m
Bet it's just 50 nerds buying off each other and screeching when a nerd raises the price
did you see how that bosnian treated me in ex-yu just now?
delet
wanked til my willy's sore lads. literally all i've achieved today is a sore willy.
legs > bums > boobies > faces > fannies
Nursers > Face > Arse > other attributes
If my mating partner doesn't have ideal breasts, then it's a no go. My offspring needs to have some good milk from some big nurses to be strong.
Would like her to be my femdom gf
Looks good to me
lupinetravel.co.uk
This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!
*plays the Panpipes of Nostalgia*
tried to read about cryptocurrency but too stupid to understand it
I do not go there
...
>Nursers
>faces that low
And that's why I'm out
me in the green shirt
why not?
lel....current market cap is $32bn
awful list. literally just binned off a bird cos of her fanny. it matters.
>go on /brit/
>see the gay romanian
>go on /lgbt/
>see the gay romanian
there's no escape
>America
nocoin retard
good lad
dont fall for the investing gimmick
I remember this but I can't remember what from
Are the Wathochwisks /ourlads/?
Looking at Animatrix and matrix yes.
Don't know who sense8 was for - i'm gay, but there were too many gratuitous scenes
and the plot fails in season 2
>thin up top with petite breasts
>decent thighs down below
hmm yes this will do very nicely
lets see...
legs > fannies > bums > faces > boobies
acceptable?
looks like matt lucas doing a character when she walks off
>not caring about faces
Literal autist psycho detected
too many foreigners
Thought I had missed the ETH boat at $150 so never jumped on
they only made one half decent film
cunt
>Are the Wathochwisks /ourlads/?
The Matrix is fucking boring apart from like two scenes. Don't know why it's so hyped
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bought eth at $20 and made literally thousands so far
you must be ugly as sin lad
Greater London is the one making all the crytocurrency posts
NEED A BETH LILY GF RIGHT NOW
what was it like
are all trannies mentally ill or just some of them?
Reading inferno right now lads
Need a pretty-faced nice arse gf with a kissable tummy
Geography lessons most likely
wtf
>owned ETH at £8 and sold at break-even
Just gas me in my sleep already
the gf watches zoella
might bin the bint
got any pictures of you on holiday in the US three years ago?
>fatty in a yellow t-shirt punches you and walks off like they will just get away with it
>hit her back
>friend jumps in to attack you
>defend yourself from her too
The negro was in the right
love how Sup Forumstards suddenly love and idolise the DUP and ian paisley, despite the fact that they're literally a bunch of cucks
WEW
Bin her sharpish
need a tight arse small chebs shoulder length haired qt faced gf with nice feet
Is that a YouTube vlogger? I think mine might watch her too. Obsessed with awful boring vlogs she is.
hi
Love dogs me
remember that lad who had afew hundred btc left in his wallet from a few years ago, he posted the other day
just cashed out and bought myself a new gaff in south manchester with the dough
poorfags btfo
based black lad
Hong Kong martial arts and Platonism for ADD yanks
had like a weird dangly bit of skin up near her clit, like a skin tag growing off the flap. didn't notice it the first time cos i was too pissed but had a second date and saw it and it ruined everything tbph.
Meme idea: Whenever a Scottish person posts, we all shout "SCOOT AWAY SCOTTISH!"
SCOOT AWAY SCOTTISH
Seems plausible but doesn't ring any bells
My confusion has escalated
based puppers. if you hate dogs you're a rasheed
why did the fatty in yellow punch the negro?
was the negro a girl or boy?
yea shes a vapid cunt and her bf is a right spaz too
she gets me to watch her and im really starting to get annoyed at her
HOLD MY DRINK
The owner should be prosecuted and the dogs put down.
are you the one who's been reposting quotes from the animatrix for weeks now?
bad owners and bad body language around them
don't be a fucking spong and dogs don't attack you
>Woman on advert: They'll say millenials have five jobs throughout their life
Where the fuck do they get these statistics from? Aren't Millenials always complaining since they are in debt from uni and are too entitled to even get a first job?
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SCOOT AWAY SCOTTISH
always remember this one time I was on a bus and this angry guy was arguing with his scottish ex on the phone
before he ended the call he yelled "fuck off back to scotland, I've had enough of you"
what are some funny fish-related names for a dj?
so i have:
Cod Almighty
The Living Cod
Angler Merkage
Fucking HATE Yanks, they betrayed us!