Is anyone else completely straight, but likes looking at penises and cum and thinking about penises ejaculating or maybe even tasting semen?
I'm looking for serious replies only. Don't bother telling me I'm gay because I already know I'm not gay so you'd be wasting your time.
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Shit tier bait
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Fuck off op
Me too
I consider myself bi but I'm in your shoes. The rest of a guy is meh at best, but cocks and cum are hot af.
youre not straight youre a fagg
It's not bait, and I don't come on Sup Forums normally but I figured it was a good place to find people who might be like this.
It wasn't always this way, but I have a theory of how it happened.
I've always been attracted to women's bodies, breasts, vaginas, butts, female body shapes, feminine features and faces, etc. and never had any attraction to men, or male bodies, masculine features or faces or muscles, and still am not.
So why do I think about penises or cum when aroused?
My theory is repeated exposure through hardcore porn. Nearly every day of my adult life I have watched penises going into vaginas and women's mouths and ejaculating, so now, my brain associates that with pleasure.
My ideal fantasy would be myself fucking a beautiful woman with 5 disembodied penises there also fucking her other wholes and ejaculating, but NO MEN.
I can't be the only one.
I don't know what that means.
get out of here you big GAY only straight people can like cocks
>My ideal fantasy would be myself fucking a beautiful woman with 5 disembodied penises there also fucking her other wholes and ejaculating, but NO MEN.
>I can't be the only one.
Reminds me of a really weird/niches fantasy I had...
kek
If like anal you are
Anal as in, my penis in woman's butt? What's gay about that?
Penis in my butt? I can think of nothing worse. Sounds terrible.
Honestly OP you're describing me exactly
Stop watching porn its fucking with your mind
It actually feels really good
GOSH! IT'S YET ANOTHER FAGGOT THREAD!!!
There's an obvious infestation of faggot threads on Sup Forums over the past year. WTF?
If faggotry is sooo fucking popular, then let's see a containment board set up for the faggot porn spammers already.
Let me run that through Google translate for the benefit of m00t2 or any Japanese speakign FBI agents working on Sup Forums at the moment:
ゴシ! もう一人のファゴットがいます!
過去1年の間に/ b /にfagotスレッドの明らかな侵入があります。 WTF?
もしfaggotryが人気のあるsoooならば、fagotのポルノのspammersのためにすでに設定されている封じ込めボードを見てみましょう。
Goshi! Mōhitori no fagotto ga imasu! Kako 1-nen no ma ni/ b/ ni fagot sureddo no akirakana shin'nyū ga arimasu. WTF? Moshi faggotry ga ninkinoaru sooonaraba, fagot no poruno no spammers no tame ni sudeni settei sa rete iru fūjikome bōdo o mite mimashou.
What niche fantasy was that?
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Check again
That's why I got into shemales, cock on a feminine body.
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>What niche fantasy was that?
It's REALLY weird and hard to explain
>Guys who want to get a bj can stick a small disc with a suction cup to things
>Leave it places like girl's toilets
>When you activate it it forms into an exact copy of their penis for you to get off
>They feel it through voodoo magic or the cloud or whatever
>You get their actual cum when they finish
>Acquire a bunch and settle in
Same
Post moar hot cocks
That is intriguing, but in my experience, the faces are usually too masculine and you can tell the bodies are male bodies. Strapping a pair of tits onto a rectangular frame still looks like a man.
But if it's actually a woman's face and body but with a penis then i guess I would be cool with it.
Devil!
post more hands free
>but likes looking at penises and cum
This is exactly what Charlie said.
Charlie now has the AIDS...
This has actually been explained psychologically. Men enjoy competing with breeding women. Large cocks arrouse us because our body's want to impregnate something before the other guy does, so it's almost built into our DNA to get turned on my Cocks. Especially big throbbing ones. Which is why Shemale porn is insanely popular.
Is this true or something you have just made up?
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It's true, my explanation of it is shit though. But you can find the actual research data that suggests this and videos talking about it made by professionals on youtube.
Here, watch this.
True, sometimes the voices put me off too, they sound like a typical gay guy putting on a feminine voice. They're alright sometimes though.
No problem
Nice, there's actually an explanation for it.
The people denying it are probably closet homos in denial.
There are fifty shades of gay, OP. Which one are you?
I am confused af about my sexuality. I have had my experiences with girlfriends, and if I ever have erotic thoughts, they are always about females. However shit like pic related turns me on, I don't think it is the fact that there is a woman in it.
I had several gay encounters in the past.
Back in junior school (in britbong land), on several occasions I went in the bushes with a friend, played truth or dare and basically ended up rubbing my dick against his.
In like year 9 (8th grade), myself and two friends were last in the queue for getting changed for swimming. This resulted in the 3 of us changing together in the boy's shower room - no one else but us. While I was changing I kept glancing at my naked friends' dicks and got an erection.
Another example is at a sleep over - it was just me over at a friends house. We played truth or dare and I kept daring him to do gay stuff like do a star jump while naked.
All this gay shit plus several events on scout camps, defuq is wrong with me. I never think about sex with men until I am alone with a close male friend and sex is for some reason on my mind.
Can greentext things if anyone is interested
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yum, keep going
Nice, been a while since I got Satanic trips
I'd be interested in some greentext.
Also that pic turns me on as well, but I wouldn't consider myself into bestiality. I myself don't find anything sexual about animals, but for some reason, seeing a woman take a load of horse cum is hot?
You described me man! I completely understand you. 100% straight (many partners) cannot even fathom sex with a dude, but dicks and cum and things turn me on in a weird way.
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TAKE THE FAGGOTRY ELSEWHERE
GOSH! IT'S YET ANOTHER FAGGOT THREAD!!!
There's an obvious infestation of faggot threads on Sup Forums over the past year. WTF?
If faggotry is sooo fucking popular, then let's see a containment board set up for the faggot porn spammers already.
Let me run that through Google translate for the benefit of m00t2 or any Japanese speakign FBI agents working on Sup Forums at the moment:
ゴシ! もう一人のファゴットがいます!
過去1年の間に/ b /にfagotスレッドの明らかな侵入があります。 WTF?
もしfaggotryが人気のあるsoooならば、fagotのポルノのspammersのためにすでに設定されている封じ込めボードを見てみましょう。
Goshi! Mōhitori no fagotto ga imasu! Kako 1-nen no ma ni/ b/ ni fagot sureddo no akirakana shin'nyū ga arimasu. WTF? Moshi faggotry ga ninkinoaru sooonaraba, fagot no poruno no spammers no tame ni sudeni settei sa rete iru fūjikome bōdo o mite mimashou.
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>obvious infestation of faggot threads on Sup Forums over the past year
just the past year?
any particular part for greentexting?
>completely straight
>gay
pick one
>thinks about tasting and drinking semen
>looks at penises all day
>straight
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Imagine that dripping into your mouth
I think there is a bilogical drive that forces us to want to procreate if we see other people doing it. So seeing tits butts and dicks turns everyone on and it feels good I ordered make sure we continue the species
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Also because men don't compete physically they do it via sperm.
I WAZ JUST ON MY WAY TO LANTIC CIDDY!!
I'm happily married and not gay.
I think about dicks alot and would like to suck, lick balls and have it cum down my throat. Only had a few bro job experiences as a teen. Want to try it again.
Sauce? More?
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weut
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There's nothing gay about being turned on by big hard cocks cumming
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I have the same thing. When I see a guy in public it makes me feel sick even thinking about it but when I'm jerking off as a fantasy it turns me on a bit thinking about sucking a guy off. Especially if it's me being forced.
You are very lucky to have had a bro job experience.
Anybody else wish they were a girl when they see these?
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Yeah...
Lucky bitches
>Especially if it's me being forced.
omfg YES
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I fantasise a lot about being female
Its operant conditioning you watch porn and you cum when the dude cums (or at least skip to the end after just to see how it finishes). You start associating dicks and cum with orgasm feels. then you get turned on by when you see a dick or cum. ......... and that children is how a gay is made
I'm gonna keep posting cumshot vids, I'm sure you fags won't mind.
I'd be very grateful for that
Good, I'm fapping
If I had the right person and knew that no one would find out. Would love to worship a hard cock. Licking it all over, sucking balls and making it last till he was begging to cum. Would then suck like s madman and swallow it all. Im hard as fuck just writing this..
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You're not gay, you have a small dick. It's called penis envy. You wish every nice dick was the dick you could fuck with.
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I have a big dick actually and I have this
Then nigga, you gay
You are not the only one
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Naahhhhhhh only fantasize not like it in reality
Do American girls really like sucking off circumcised dicks? Most of the time they have horrible scarring and are so dry. It's disgusting
Same here op. I've fapped multiple times to dick videos, but only if they don't show anything above or below the waist and hips. I cum fast beatibg my meat to it, but as soon as I see anything male besides the D I go instantly into grossed out mode
the moment he starts cumming in her mouth, her eye does this thing that's really hot or funny. I'm gonna make a webm of that moment. hold pls
> gay fantasies
> not gay
pick one
then closet homo
youre not straight you worthless piece of shit. please commit suicide
No because I'm physically revolted by it. Even watching gay porn
u like traps?
If I had the right person and knew that no one would find out. Would love to worship a hard cock. Licking it all over, sucking balls and making it last till he was begging to cum. Would then suck like s madman and swallow it all. Im hard as fuck just writing this..
okay maybe it's not that good. I'm high leave me alone
is there an echo in here?
Only when I can't see the balls and they have tits.
How can I learn to cum by sticking dildos in my ass??