What was the worst sex you've ever had?

what was the worst sex you've ever had?

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My first time.
Dick didn't fix. Didn't cum. Condom awfully put. Conservative christian bitch.
Pros: fingered a lot. Eat ass a lot. Eat pussy a lot. Suck feet a lot.

black chick from my job. tampon in her pussy i had to pull out. stubble in her pubic area was razor sharp. we did anal at the end so i could finish inside her and i got green shit streaks all over my dick

That time I fucked barbara palvin and the alarm went off and I had to wake up

this guy tried to fuck me but his dick kept getting soft every time he tried sticking it in my ass. he also smelled weird.

Niggers.

>black chick
>green shit

Why is this always the case?

im not racist and i respect black people unlike alot of Sup Forums

but ill openly confess that black girls are the worst lay.

They get loud and thats hot but their sex scent is gross, their pussy tastes sour.... and yea thats it but its enough to ruin sex for me

>18
>out in town with cousin
>cheating cousin's side girl arrives
>go to club
>cousins gf comes in
>"you guys need to pretend to be together".
>"k".
>leave club, walk towards taxi rank drunk
>she says "this is all still pretend right?"
>"ye i know"
>pepe
>back at cousins, drinking in kitchen
>cousin and his gf go upstairs.
>left with pretend girl
>she walks into the lounge
>"you coming?"
>pissed as a fart, stumble in behind her.
>she puts a cushion from the couch on the floor.
>we start doing standard shit.
>try to find clit with tongue
>fail
>lie there licking clunge-stubble for 2 minutes
>"what do you want me to do?"
>"fuck me"
>push my slightly hard, average cock against her taint for best part of 5 minutes
>she guides me in
>black out and wake up on the sofa in my boxers 9/10am.
>give her the most awkward fucking hug when I leave
>22 now.
>she has a3 year old kid called "ollie" who is fatherless. big head and big blue eyes like me.
>oh well lmao

The day i was touching my external hard drive and thinking "oh it's warm and soft i can fap using this" it was a bad idea because i broke it and lost the data.

Another bad lay in my opinion are muslim girls

I once dated a bengali girl who wanted me to take her virginity, but she was also so scared and intimidated by sex. She was just so immature

She forced me to use lube, which is pointless imo

and even with lube she would SCREAM at the top of her lungs any time i went near her vagina with my penis. I never even penetrated before she said "im tired i wanna cuddle"

Like fuck outta hear biiiiiitch

>pissed as a fart.

Kek

Had an mmf threesome where the girl choked the other guy's cum up and it hit me in the face

ANOTHER muslim bitch i had was just as weird

She was also Bengali and she also wanted me to take her virginity, but she was very precise with how she wanted it to go down, texting me a play by play of how she wanted me to do it and it was enough for me to jump ship while we were texting.

Screaming bengali bitch taught me enough

>8/10 chick
>fingering her casually before getting ready to go down on her
>pull fingers out and they're covered in cheese.
>"YEAH I'VE GOTTA GO..."

that's normal you fag

no it fucking isn't you cuck

Had a threesome with my gf and a landwhale. We weren't even drunk...

...

chubby girl, hairy wet half mexican asshole... kind of a visual guy and it was pretty distracting...

White girl her 17 me 18. I start off realy ruff she cums in like 10minutes and pushes me off, she sucked and jerked me off still I wouldn't cum. :/ dry Orgasm? She slaped me for taking to long and hurting her hand and wasting her time. I told that bitch she can find her way home if she's going to talk to me like that. She welled 12 miles home in the middle of the night and got grounded for begging out to late. Now I'm sill fucking her today and she knows her place

Anal. Nuff said.

Maybe your ass stunk, user.

>sticking your dick in an animal

The fuck is wrong with you

>met gril at tinder
>9/10 with big tits
send her my whatsap
>starts conversation
>she asks if i want to bang her
>matks place and time
>she wanted to met me at a shity hotel that loked like it was the home to a nignog gang
>buyes some condoms on the whay there
>gets in the shity hotel
>she asks me if she can hand cuf me to the bed
>say yes becase im a virgin fag desperate for sex
>get hand cuffed to the bed
>she starts undressing
>pulls a cock biger than mine out of her pants
>proced to get fucked in the ass for 1 houer
mfw when i got raped and couldnt tell anyone becase afraid of bullying

White girls pussies smell tho albeit it's a very pussy like smell it's still a smell

you deserved it for being a cuck

this tbh

No shit sherlock. Any other shining pearls of wisdom you want to share with the class?

They're not a bad lay if you know what to expect. Yep, they can get loud so expect that. Yep, the pussy sometimes is funky, not a dirty type of funky, just the way it is...

But here's what you do: enjoy the tits and enjoy the booty, skip eating her out. Black chicks usually have zero problems getting wet. At most finger bang her for a minute or two, then get down to bidness. Pump a load into her and bounce. If she has a decent time, and you bought her dinner or at least a drink, I bet she'll be texting you the next time she wants a casual fuck. Just be ready to run for the hills if she ends up preggo.

If you knew anything about getting pussy you would know what I was talking about you look stupid replying this way

Had a high school ex as a friend for a long time. Off and on we'd get on the subject of seeing what it would be like to have sex again, we'd get hyped up on sexual tension, but usually by the time we'd actually have an opportunity, she'd have found another romantic interest and would act like nothing happened.

Finally was hanging out with her one night, went out dancing and drinking, then came back to her place. Was right in that perfect zone of not too drunk to get turned on and into it, but too drunk for my dick to cooperate. We got it to work but it was awkward as fuck. Doesn't help that she's gotten into rougher shit since I took her virginity and I'm very much a vanilla guy.

Plus she's allergic to latex and non-latex condoms have the weirdest smell that almost ruins it all for me.

Some bartender in Brooklyn she was a nasty drunk and akward at sex if you were on top she would put her legs straight and squirm around. 5 minutes into fucking every time she would start saying cum for me like it works like that.

>First fuck with one of my ex gf. She's on the pill so I get excited because I'm going to cum inside.
>She blew me before so nothing could go wrong.
>I finger her, go through the motions to get her wet enough.
>Pull down panties, try to stick it in...
>Fail, only part of the head goes in
>Try again...fail again
>My fuckin' dick just won't get inside her
>She's not a virgin, I fingered her, I'm fuckin' diamonds from the idea that I'm going to cum inside but I can't get my dick inside. I'm not small but I am not that big to not fit in..
> Stress builds up, why the fuck can't it get it in? My head starts to mess with my erection now.
>She grabs me by the dick, blows me again
> I like it...but I feel fuckin' shame because while trying to get it in I forgot that I can use my spit
>She swallowed...but had this smile on her face like It was my first time ever..
> 10 years after, I still feel the shame

Yup youre right, but im saying smell, taste, and everything else.

Ive had a lot of hook ups through the years, and ive tasted enough vaginas to compare them, and the taste black vagina was just harder for me imo

it was gushier, tasted more sour, just wasnt as pleasant.

I chuckled a little. Thanks, user.

Did "she" use a condom at least? Did you enjoy it? Ever talked to her again? What did you feel? Did you try to stop or were just like "Oh well, I'll wait until this ends"?

Lol I'd rape a nun too

youtube.com/watch?v=U2bNXrVubrE

Bored. Download grindr app. Its not gay if I pretend its a woman. Get shit on my Dick and hand. Call him a faggot and leave.

>Dating gf 16
>she's hanging with her friend who is babysitting
>says come over and hang with us
>30 min later I get there
>gf's mom called her before I got there and she had to leave
>hanging with gf's friend
>she says I smell nice, she dives in for a way-too-sloppy kiss
>she's a terrible kisser but want to get dick wet
>she confirms she's on the pill
>kid is sleeping, parents not due home for a couple hours, strip on living room floor
>thought she had a hot bod but now see
>floppies and giant untamed bush
>must...get...dick...wet
>gets worse, lousy bj technique, no friction
>decide to get it over with
>my dick ain't small but her tunnel is massive
>again, insufficient friction
>combo of terrible kisser, ugly floppies, bad bj and loose tunnel cause boner to go semi-boner
>go at it until she cums
>tell her imma finish in mouth
>she accepts, kneels with open mouth, i have to jack it for a few minutes
>have 2/10 orgasm
>she gags and spits

By far the worst ever.

have a gallon of grape kool aid and tell me what happens tomorrow

With my daughter. She wasn't trying at all. No bj, no hj. She didn't even kiss me. Maybe the fact that she was dead for two weeks already had something to do with this.

no not even lub, no i didnt im not a fag, no i deleted her whatsap and the tinder app, i felt like i was geting raped by a horse, i tried sreaming but no one came to help

that one time i tore the banjo string

I had just broken up with girlfriend and felt like getting laid. A overweight Indian girl messaged me on tinder, and since I had never plowed one before, I said why not.

We met for drinks and I got shitfaced. Went back to her place and went at it. I haven't fucked many fat girls, so it was an experience. At one point I realized I was just fucking her butt cheeks. After awhile I couldn't keep it up since I was hammered and she was gross, so she let me jerk off on to her face.

It was pretty bad, but i can't say I regret it. Kinda funny to look back on.

nice roleplay, I would've fapped but I already did today.

Met a Malaysian chick (7/10 slightly chubby) while living in Korea. Hung out for a day, then brought her back to my place. Ended up making out after watching The Truman Show, got her clothes off only to discover that she wouldn't let me fuck her. She let me finger her and tried to suck me off, but I had to make her stop since she was so bad at it. Ended up jerking off and nutted on her stomach, then we went to sleep.

Also, forgot to mention she seemed to have a fetish for fucking white guys to piss off her brothers. It was interesting.

Well at least she was hot and you're not a virgin anymore.

With a redhead who looked hot but naked she had wildly hairy nipples and the coarsest, nastiest bush that smelled like a sweaty armpit on full blast. Could not cum. Her pubes literally injured my cock. It was disgusting.

Worst sex was with a 10/10 Dutch hooker in the redlight district. I'm 189cm and slightly above average looks apparently, so compared to the plethora of manlet neckbeards also looking for hookers, I must have looked like Channing Tatum next to them. This particular hooker saw me, then saw the crowd of neckbeards coming up behind me and begged me to pick her before they got there. I paid my 40 Euros and we got down to it.

As soon as the dick went in she let out a string of fake moans and cringe-worthy dirty talk like it was a mainstream porno. Eventually I managed to finish, as soon as she felt my dick spasm she went silent mid-moan, patted me on the head and said "good boy". Then awkwardly crab-walked over to the sink in the corner to wash her vagoo.

10/10 looks but 2/10 experience overall, left completely unsatisfied.

Trips.
But why was it bad? I love anal. If a girl fasts and douches her ass, there isn’t any shit.

>20
>started talking to 7/10 20yo-ish girl going to college
>Go to hang out with at her at her dorm.
>almost immediately get her out of her clothes and start having sex
>she just lays there with a complete straight face while im giving her the berries
>literally no emotion on her face
>she starts just holding my face?
>I finish on her face
>take her out to eat afterwards
>she brings up us dating 3 or 4 times just at dinner (this is the first time ive really hung out with her)
>leave and dont talk to her again until she now has a boyfriend hundreds of miles away
>sex is bad because she literally just lays there, no emotion, nothing
>I dont know why I keep going back

When I fucked a guy back in high school, and I realized I wasn't gay in the middle of it, and it became a traumatizing experience that has given me PTSD till this day.

lmao I hate you all

>eating ass
>the nigga farted
>still fucked

Pnina, the Kegel-less sabra. Her cunt was so loose you could park a Mack truck in it. Also, since she was a sabra, she didn't care about anybody other than herself.

The ol' fart face suprise eh?

drunk girl suckin my dick suddenly throws up all over it and my balls without warning

Kek

You win this thread

At the disco, know grill, go inside her car, get naked, her pussy stinky as fuck, run away , fresh air on my nose...im free

That's pretty gay user

I was in a relationship with a guy for 7 yrs. He never got me an orgasm. Always had fun alone when he wasn't home. Never cheated on him. Don't know why. I'm glad I left him.
He didn't know about a g-spot

when I was 20 I was desperately horny and met a overweight guy in his 50's, went over to his house and tried to fuck him but couldn't handle my cock, so I tried to let him suck me off but he didn't know how, so in the end he just jerked me off and wanted to me again, told him to fuck off and went out the door, wasn't worth the drive

This

>He didn't know about a g-spot
Apparently neither do you.

Oh boy I make my pussy squirt 3 times a day if I want to

You mean you piss during masturbation 3x a day?

What’s a sabra?

Exactly. That way I don't have to go to the bathroom

a landwhale forced me to eat her out

You mean prostate? Tits or gtfo.

Jew.

I don't have a prostate.

This. Fucking people believing there is a secret gland in a woman that even modern medicine can't find that allows a woman to "squirt".

"Sure" you dont.

Whatever makes you happy

well at least you didnt pay for it. There was a thread last year or so and some user posted a greentext about how he got fucked by a shemale prostitute. He went to some hotel with the shemale and paid her to fuck, instead he got raped.

last night.

Two black chicks, they were in 69 position my dick was in pussy of chick on top, bottom chick sucking my balls, and getting eaten out by top chick.

I busted in top chick and my cum ran down onto face of bottom chick, bottom chick said "switch" so they rolled over etc.. but i was done, so i just rested my limp dick on the ass of (now top chick) and got my balls sucked by bottom chick, after a while i was tired so jsut rolled over and layed on my back with my limp dick.
Both chicks realized and now bottom chick tried to suck my dick to get me hard to no avail. Top chick then tried to mount me, but i just rolled onto my stomach and tucked my dick into the blankets.

They were both upset but i dont give a fuck, im not floppin my dick around a hole if i cant shove it in, especially if ive already busted.

Never had bad sex cuz I've never had sex badaboom get rekt you non virgin

>sexless for years due to heartbreak of my ex cheating
>go to US for Christmas to meet family
>get drunk
>decide to install tinder
>match average 5'2" slightly chubby girl
>somehow convinced her to pick me up in the middle of the night for sex
>bust inside her on separate two nights
>fly home
>three weeks later
>tip of dick is itching
>clear fluid in urethra
>painful stinging when I piss
>FUCK
>getting tested next week

tl:dr

Didn't have sex for years. First time I decide to get some, I probably catch std..... fml

Worst fuck?
>be me
>have a qt ex gf who is my friend
>she calls me one night "hey user, what are you doing? lets hang out, i wanna introduce you to a friend"
>i agree
>she comes with her current bf and the girl she wanted me to meet to pick me up
>girl was ugly af, chubby (but not the kind of thick chubby that i like)
>i go with it anyway
>they decide that after the bar we go to her house
>we are in her house drinking
>they start playing drinking games
>i get drunk af because damn tequila
>they go to buy "cigarettes"
>leave us alone
>drunk me doesnt give a fuck
>we start making out
>she undresses
>fucking ugly tiddies and ugly all
>fuck it im already in
>she blows me and i get diamonds thinking about other girls, porn and stuff
>she puts me a condom and begins riding me
>i fuck her for like 10 minutes and pretend i came
>get dressed, call my friend and tell her i gotta go
>they take me home
>i get on the computer and fap to some porn vids to get rid of the blueballs
>girl texts me next day
>hellno.png
>i tell her im not looking for anything at the moment
>never again

oh and i forgot to say that she screamed like if i was killing a cow when i was fucking her

good weather in florida?

that happened to me was with a girl i used to fuck regularly. Whenever we had sex, in the morning my dick itched and smelled bad. probs had a fungic infection.

it didn't sound real

When some random off craisglist took the condom off and came inside me

Why would you fuck a stranger without a condom, are you retarded?

Are you female or gay? I always assumed that all the 'women' on craigslist were either scammers or hookers.

in school bathroom, condom broke, came inside

I have a couple...first one doesn't result in sex but grossest sex-related experience I can think of at the moment
>be at a bar
>girl there alone, explains she is on vacation from US to Canada
>cool - vacation alone but why not
>be taking and agree to go to her hotel within walking distance
>arrive at hotel, room is nice, big heart shaped Jacuzzi , nice bed - clearly wanted some fuck on her vacay
>she is 6/10, not bad not great average body
>fuck it haven't smashed in a bit so some alcohol helps to get into this
>she takes off her clothes, down to thong
>then it hits me
>from a few feet away..this....odor
>have you opened your fridge and just smelled rotting dairy ? Sour milk? Moldy cheese ?
>her vag encapsulated all these smells into an orgy of bacteria between the legs
> I find it hard to not visibly gag, however I pull off a pokerface unlike any other
>keep in mind all this time the hot tub has been filling
>so in an effort to maintain composure, I smile as if interested
>she then starts walking toward me, wafting this ungodly scent
>asks "do you want speed?"
>nope
>ask her if she has any more booze
>in her van says she will go get it
>proceeds to get dressed and goes out of room
>I AM SAVED
>grab all of my shit, dress and leave at 3x light speed
>only stopping on the way out to courteously turn off the tap as Canadian so always nice
>sprint out of the hotel and down the street in my trenchcoat (not kidding on the jacket ) at 3am
>drive home and wonder what the reaction was coming back to an empty room ready for dick but only getting the hot tub jets for action

Well apparently yes
I had done nofap since 1st June and I really wanted to bust inside
I thought what are the chances? Just one time?
Well now I know

God damn, how hard is it for some bitches to wash their pussy every now and again.

second story

This one I just laugh at my own stupidity for not seeing it until after
>have an opportunity come up with extra tickets to a huge rave event in Toronto
>ask a girl in my class to come and bring a hot friend (as I plan on vag for this event)
>says awesome i will bring a friend
>event comes, girl A is 8/10, girl B (her friend) is also a solid 8
>my dick thanks me in advance
>rave going strong now, drinking lots, girls do molly getting horny as fuck
>I start making out with B at the rave, says to me "if you have one of us you can have both of us"
>my brain does not compute
>so after rave, go to hotel, get a room plan on some action with B - not cluing in A also wants dick
>get on bed with both girls....then proceed to brutally pound girl B while A pretends to sleep.
>oh and B also broke up with her BF a day before lol
>I pound with the force of 1000 angry spartans protecting greece from the hands of god-king xerces
>all this with a pillow wall between me and B and girl A
>pull out and bust on that ass
>fall asleep, say bye next morning, and drive back home with girl A as she lives close to me
>acted like everything was normal

>I later clue in on the opportunity missed and shake my head
makes for a funny story though

sounds like a rape victim or something dude, talk to her about it, not in a judgemental way

I've been with the share of women, with various range of clean to some messy pussy
I can stomach a lot before tapping out

and have never had my dick curl up so small by the smell...like my dick was telling me not to put it through that

it was full out nose rape

Gay. I had to take anti HIV medsfor 6 weeks afterwards. It was miserable.

That's not what a cuck is you fucking cum dumpster