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This is dumb. Jerking off three times a day you'd have a little over $100K after one year. See where this is going?

You'd have to cum every day for 82+ years to get $3mil.

100/orgasm is only $182,000/yr for me
at that rate i would probably make more getting the 3 million and investing it right away

>cumming once a day
Amature

jerk off 5 times a day and you make 3 mil in 16 and a half years plus you get to keep making money after

this is just stupid, option 1

you think you gonna live another 30years jerking off three times a day? that's not going to happen. wait, you were argueing for the 3 million

I'm doing NoFap 2018/2019, so I'd take the first one

Is cumming more then 10 times a day really that hard for you people?

uhh. probably 100/orgasm
I think it would take like 30k faps to get to 3 million, but i'd prefer to get $100 whenever I wanted

>be tranny
>able to jerk off again immediately after cumming with no refractory period
>order hookers
>fuck hookers and cum multiple times
>free hookers

second one so i'd feel like i was working for something

>you have to become a tranny for option Sup Forums

jacking off doesn't take time off your life fucking monkey

>amature
amateur

already am

Option 2, do it for a few days until you have a few thousand dollars, buy a device which lets you orgasm through electrodes on your spine, use this device to have up to 360 orgasms an hour, do this for lets say two hours a day for 72,000$ or 26,280,000$ per year.

1. Reason? 3 mil is sufficient and I reeeally want 300-400k asap. Why? Cause fml that's why.

you won't be able to jack it 3 times a day when you're 50, or 40, or 30 and even when you're 15 your dick's gonna hurt like hell after 3 days. you fucking mong.

The real question is do you want to be able to make as much money as youre willing to jerk off to, or, get 3 mil that you can blow and NEVER get back right now.

#2 is the only way to go.

Need a car payment? Start jerkin. Want some weed? Jerk it once.

armature

adjective
1.
hard or impossible to manage; stubbornly disobedient:
a refractory child.
2.
resisting ordinary methods of treatment.
3.
difficult to fuse, reduce, or work, as an ore or metal.

I dont know what you think refractory means

Kek

i didn't get that, can you explain it another time?

im 48 at jerked it 6 times the other day so fu.

>not saying fuck it, ripping your dick up, and scarring it to the point where it's like shark skin so you can cum 12 times a day without hurting

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refractory_period_(sex)
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is that you, peter? you don't fucking represent the rest of humanity. you are an abomination.

>not taking the 3 mil to make smart long term investments
just goes to show that on neo/b/ wanking > everything

It depends. If I got an actual 100$ bill, I'd take 1), but if I got whatever 100$ is right now in whatever currency people would accept at that point, adjusted for inflation, I'd take 2).

2. For the security. If I can pay a month's rent exclusively from wanking you'll never have to work again and you'd never end up homeless.

we have had this discussion for more than 10 years now

You'd never be able to spend that $100 while experiencing your lifelong orgasm

yep! 3 million obviously.. ye you would get 100$ each time you fap... good luck fapping every day till you die, and never getting that money.

and well others described it good enough also.

Even that 16,5 years??
who the fuck want to wait that long?? Ye and jerk off 5 times a day, aha.. only a faggot would choose option 2. You can just invest part of 3 million and get much more in that 16,5 year.

huh, a tranny educated me. I am chastened

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If you are under 30 ...100$/orgasm...above 3mill

You must been watching rick and morty cause your iq is way over this , smartass

At my age I'd take the former. If it started when I was twelve, the latter. Cause I could jerk it 10x a day when I was pubescent.

If you jerked off 10 times a day it would take less than a decade to have 3 mil and then you could still keep making money. Obviously the 100/orgasm.

only a retard would take the second. If you cant take 2 of the 3 million and invest it well enough to at least double that money, you dont deserve the money to start with.

On the spot. I dont mix business and pleasure. Cumming should be enough reward in it's self, if your getting paid it's just porn

aha, it would still take you 8 years, IF you could really jerk off 8 times EVERY SINGLE DAY! sorry but there is no reason not to take option 1., just invest some of it or even just put it in the bank to get some interest on it. Even with just 1 million $ and 2% annual interest rate you would get 20000$

have fun fapping away if you want

Shit dude you could jerk off 30,000 times pretty quick if you were determined and getting paid for it. If you could do 15 times a day that's like 6 years. Plus it's better because it's on demand. With the 3 mil you could invest and try to make it more but you could still lose it all. With option 2 it doesn't matter if you lose money because you can just jerk off anytime you need more. It's like the difference between getting a bushel of apples now or an apple tree but it's a tree that makes an apple every time you cum.

That's not even taking to account the time-value of money.

Option 1:

reasons:
1: I'm too old to be making $400 a day like that.

immediate income of 3 million 50% invested in a medium-term stock and share portfolio, the rest in a lower-return interest account will result in at minimum an annual income of 30-50,000 per annum with the stock and share investment resulting in a conservative estaimate of 6-9 million after 25 years, and a resulting annual income of 100,000 at that point.

100 a dead nigger lifelong

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what if i jerk off 30k times a day? check mate, atheists.

$100 per orgasm. Ez choice.

I rather die instead

I can do 10 orgasms a day if I try, lets say 5 on average, thats 180 k a year, lets call it 200. That means it would take 15 years to make my first 3 million. 3 million growing at 4% would give 90k a year. I'd take the lump sum and invest.

This is stupid af

Assuming you cum 3X a day lets just use 1100 per to make the math easier, that's 110K per year, so that's about 27 years to get 3M, let's just assume 30.

In 30 years you can expect 3M dollars to be worth about 1M today, assuming you didn't spend it all on useless shit.

With a lump sum of 3M you can invest in a business that is easy as shit to run (like a few Dominos, or Mc Donalds) and make income off of it.

Have we fully established it is 100 per YOUR orgasm? Because if it’s a case of 100 per orgasm you are involved in, that’s you and a partner so 200. Sure it wouldn’t be hard if you have a partner telling them ‘by the way darling, every time we orgasm together that’s 200 quid, or 100 every time you make me.

you're just fucking retarded.

Take three million invest wisely. Use my growing fortune to pay you $100 every time you bring me to orgasm for the rest of my life.

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Well I'm destined to always jerk off. Here's my question; do I get retro-active pay for all of my years of precious masturbation?

16 and a half years doesn't take into account the interest earned on the upfront payment and you've basically added a full-time job you don't need to worry about for a second with the upfront payment.