UK anons check in. What you upto tonight? You all sorted?

UK anons check in. What you upto tonight? You all sorted?
Brighton geezer here, all sorted:)

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I’m not from the UK can I still post?

No-one in the country is still alive, we all perished in the great earthquake of '18.

Fuck all.
A chick and a gay friend have both asked me to go pub/drink at my mate's flat but in all honesty I can't be fucking bothered... I've been drinking too much recently and I broke several ribs biking home drunk a few weeks back, so it's safer for me to just get drunk here alone and shitpost on Sup Forums.
Got some weed coming in a couple of hours too.

Currently watching the Huddersfield Vs. Man United match and drinking an ale.

Edinburgh here, gonna go for a hike and drink.

in your kilt?

coke and marathon wank session

Sunderland here going to watch the fight get pissed and sample some weed if I see a local slut walking home im going to try and do her 3 holes.

birmingham

Pickering North Yorkshire lad reporting in.

American here, busy not having my wife sexually harassed and raped by Muslims.

South Wales.

Browsing Sup Forums and masturbating through the tears... just like every weekend.

Brighton

Leeds user checking in, playing DBFZ and talking to friends, average night tbh.

London fag.

Working at my restaurant all week, it’s been dead.

I’m gonna sack everyone, sell up and buy a gaggle of Thai ladyboys in Bangkok.

Who’s coming? I’m paying...

Where in Leeds? I used to live there.

Bramley

Hampshirefag here. having a few beers and playing some PUBG. Have a good one all.

I used to live in Armley. Do you go for walks along the tow path?

Gloucester GL4 here chilling with Mary Jane

Scousefag. Meeting a couple of mates in the local after they've watched the footy. Can't be arsed with the game.

La.

I did some work in Harehills about 10 years ago. That place is ropey.

Harrogate, reporting in.

Brighton? you'll be a massive faggot then?

Richfag then or service industry?

fuck no i know better than to get stabbed

Cheltenham reporting in.

Poorfag by birth. Just set up a small business so hopefully will progress to richfag in the next few years. Fucking expensive place to live, I am working a second job to be able to pay rent. Getting there.

Ronnie fuckin pickering checking in

Good for you. I hope you succeed.

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Very kind of you, thank you!
Where are you from?

Good point. I rode along there with my bike. Got off for a break had a fag. Some asian guy sped towards me with a bike then pushed me into the canal and made off with my bike.

Chesterfield, looking at up coming games.
Fuck all else better to to.

anyone from Bury, Heywood or Rochdale? I heard its a pretty bad place.

listening to rush and drinking stella

might pop down the local

Hey, Brighton here too.

Brummie here, doing swerve op had a little cheeki curry, cracked open a few cans.

Thats what I love about the UK. Theres pubs around every neighbourhood. In Canadian cities the pubs are usually only in the downtown areas.

i was thinking about moving to canada recently actually, not a big fan of built up cities though

Scum. Learn to talk like a human.

You wot m8

Towns suck in Canada. And places like Vancouver houses go from 1 million dollars and up. You're better off in the UK.

where abouts, wolvo lad here

Where about in Edinburgh?

Also Edinburgh here. Been wargaming with the mates and gonna hit the pub, head home to the missus. Gonna go for a walk tomorrow

Used to live in Liberton.

In west brom

Tamworth reporting in...

alone lurking /b

Fuck it, I'm in.

sorry about your football team

count me in dude I want some boi pussy

I go to Bury college and it's alright but Rochdale is a shit hole.

Greg?

Not big on football but yeah they are doing pretty bad

Mansfield reporting in.

It’s a shit hole but unfortunately I have to call it home. Been serviced by the missis, back home for a shit and a shower, maybe see drive to a mates flat and have a beer then see what’s happening.

Anybody local fancy meeting up? Have wheels.

>2011+7
>Lives in a crime ridden shithole

Shoutings

Brum here. I felt the earthquake we had.

We had an earthquake?

Yes, bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43097113

Chesterfield in

Damn

London Here
Going to browse Sup Forums and Watch some Anime. Will probably have a wank as well.

Crapstone. Sorted.

Good thing you weren't home thursday when I was railing her like the slam pig she is.

Check in bro i can meet will give you my kik

Welshman here. South Wales, in a semi-rural area of it. Bit of a shithole in my opinion. Met with one of my mates, chatted for a while, I've spent the rest of the evening cleaning my grandfather's medals and knives.

Medway gyal init

North London - Tottenham reporting in. Finally resting after a hard day's work

On fucking switzerland used to live in kingston west London. Now watching telly

My Kik is packofanon

Get at me lads

sorted m8 just had me tea nice saveloy and chips fuckin sorted

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posh cunt here nw3 Belize Park spurs fan but no Scooby doo

Get on the old MDMA and at some point post some OC win on here.

felt fuck all of that quake here on the east coast

I was going to ask about that. I'm in the midlands and I remember my chair shaking hours ago. I thought it might be the chair itself but then I heard about the quake.

alrite posho fellow totters fan any arsenhole fans kicking about need laughing at

If there was then it was the shitist earthquake in existance

Saaf London checking in

Couple cans and an early night, fuck the local dont fancy £4 for a shitty stella on tap

West Yorkshire lad here, little town called Bingley near Bradistan, Feel a bit knackered but off for a couple of quiet ones with the missus. Town will probably be heaving, small place but loads of pubs and always rammed on the weekends, I say quiet ones but usually end up bumping into folk. Have a good'un all and stay well.

could have been a ghost

the quake was the usual soggy half arsed british effort 2bh

Sitting in meself
Will look for a decent link for the fight later groves and Eubank
What’s the weed like you’re getting?

yes my friend they're all fucking gooners around here, you might have guessed it right next to the heath where they all butter up each others arse and fuck each other fantasising over Henry's nutsack

Brixtonfag here.
Currently dwelling in a particularly pronounced sensation of loneliness and desperation.

Finished reading my first ever instalment of manga today so that's neat.

Leeds Leeds Leeds

Middlesbrough TS1 reporting in.

Cornwall checking in

Milton Keynes gag here, anyone about? LSD trip session?

smakrats r us
how ya deeing ya child molesting smog monster
any sluts kicking about for a fiver

Pelican Bay here m8s

im fucking comingggggg m8??

woz up wit ya lol

(obv. American)

you got good lsd in uk?

immediate kill sensor on

so whats it like to be a normie and have a social life and go out on a Saturday night?

Good evening to you too.

Yah lsd is common here third from weed/cocaine depending on location

yeah like,

whats having sluts for a fiver like tonight

while i have a tooth infection in SF

aw man,

is uk white friendly still?

how can I find a dealer?
I post on b/ so obviously got no friends ...what do?

Nowhere is white friendly apart from poland

What's your business like?