Could a man beat a bear in a fight? I'm 6 foot, 220lbs, and I've been wrestling for 10 years and kickboxing for 3 years...

Could a man beat a bear in a fight? I'm 6 foot, 220lbs, and I've been wrestling for 10 years and kickboxing for 3 years, and lifting weights for 4 years. How would a bear beat me? First I'd confuse it with my left hand, then throw a right hook in it's face. Then I'd jump behind it and grab it in a rear naked choke and it would black out. How would a bear be able to defend against this? That's right, it would't do shit.

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Bump. I'd beat the fuck out of a bear

ur fat

Fedor may be a little chunky, but hes hardly fat

what kind of bear faggot?big difference from a panda to a grizzly

Yeah, the bear wouldn't let you get behind it or near it. Black bears will run away from you, unless she is with cubs.

If she is with cubs, you are fucked, it's not going to let you get behind it. Bears are apex predators, Black bears can run 50 feet a second, 35 miles an hour. and are anywhere from 5-7 feet if standing up, so on avg, about as tall as you. They also avg. about 240 pounds. But males can weigh up to 500 pounds.


I don't see you being able to sneak up on a black bear, they would smell you coming from a mile away, and keep their distance. They

If you do somehow get up close to one, its going to out maneuver you and use its claws to slash at you. Up close I am sure it would bite you, thats assuming you can get that close.


I just don't think you can get close enough to a bear to choke it out dude, sorry

such cancer
>sage

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Yes. My old HS teacher named Phill Hammond wrestled a bear and Won. The bears name is Sampson. You can search for it and will find it's true OP. The object is to get behind the bear and grapple it.

One swipe from its sharp claws will kill and as if the bear is gonna stand there and let you punch it in the face. Note the bear is still twice as big as you

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it. But this is what peak performance looks like.

Go fight one and let me know how it goes.

kek bears are beta as fuck
fight this faggit

What. Bears are the kings of the forest

I think you should totally try this technique with a grizzly.

Yes a man can beat a bear. Now kill yourself nigger

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Depends on the bear. If it is the same weight class: maybe. But he has sharper teeth and claws and a much stronger neck. I guess, ass soon as you are down he will kill you with a neck bite.
If it is one of those 600 kg bears, he will already break your bones with one hit. It would be the same for him, as if you would hit little girls.

Bears are fat, barely any muscle.
They eat plants, gay as hell, they don't hunt besides fish or steal kills from weaker predators.
A siberian tiger hunts 1000+ prey, alone

1000pounds*

your music is shit

Explain how the bear could defend against OP's attack move though
Cause like if he gets the grip there's absolutely nothing the bear can do. It would be the same for him, as if a little girl has a shotgun to the guys face.

yes it has been done,
>1 Samuel 17:34-36

>implying you can choke a bear

You can't even get your arms around their neck, retard.

have you seen how fucking strong that man is?
he has an arm span of nearly 2m are you intentionally being stupid? a bear would stand a chance

>he has an arm span of nearly 2m

>Including torso
>Including both arms

nice try

A man has no chance going against a bear. A wolf yes but not a bear or a lion or even a gorilla in a fair fight. But strategically a man could really over power all these animals easily today.Just not with brute force but intelligence. Technically a man would win a fight but only because most men aren't dumb enough to fight one directly without a gun or atleast something sharp like a knife or sword or spear. They've got razor sharp claws and are extremely strong and have really sharp teeth too. You'd be fucked if you fought one directly without a good plan and/or without weapons.

A bear would tear his face off and eat him while he was still alive. It is not even fully understood just how strong bears are. Don't fuck with nature, it fucks Back really hard.

fuck off retard you dont know how well trained and agile that man is, let alone the fact that he could bench that bears weight 10 times
>implying the bears neck is more than 2m wide
protip: its not

what if the bear worked out though

>implying the bears neck is more than 2m wide

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what is your point, a bears neck is not 2m wide
a bears muscle does not conform to the standards of activity and sucrose effeciency that humans do, therefore a bear working out wouldnt be as effective.
also a bear has no money how is he meant to get a gym membership?

>a bears muscle does not conform to the standards of activity and sucrose effeciency that humans do

Be s real man, fight a gorilla

keep lifting

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I'm 100% sure I'd beat a gorilla too. Would be much easier than a bear since it has no claws. Gorilla's got a short range, so I'd probably just throw body kicks, then eventually go in for an armbar or something.

its not my fault you dont know what that means you fucking idiot

he would obviously defeat a gorilla without question
you are meant to go up in difficulty not down

You are completely deluded, you would get ripped to shreds.

Is that supposed to be impressive? Hunting a 400lbs deer?

Why are you samefagging so much op

It will fucking maul you. You don’t have teeth or claws, and for your efforts, you will do nothing but piss off said bear.

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punch your hand down it's throat and rip it's neck out with your teeth

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While I know youd stand 0 chance against any of that animals posted, here is the one animal that would rekt you the easiest

You should try it. Go into the woods and find the biggest bear you can and just go ape shit on it.

>body kicks

op's world

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That works, but anybody with some know how and luck could do that. It’s not a test of raw strength per se.

i am not OP fuck you

>first i'd confuse it with my left hand

Made me laugh a bit. Nice bait my friend.

Then you're white knighting for a faggot op congrats

A bear probably wouldn't even feel your punch or attempts at choking it.

Have you seen how thick big mammals' skins are?

Try punching a cow for reference.

A gorilla would literally 1 punch you.

These things can lift cars and push trucks.

Am a biologist, this comment is the only remotely accurate one. Any wild bear would kill any unarmed human no problem. Simple as that. ANY healthy unarmed human would get ripped up and eatn by any healthy adult wild bear

he's trollan, dun fall for it

>white knighting
>in a thread about fighting a bear
faggot lol

that's not a gorilla you Fucking retard

my fucking sides

Pretty logical closing argument:

>Humans evolved to develop and use tools for self-defence (spears, bows, rifles);

>Humans did not evolve to possess natural bulging muscles.

I wonder why...

Maybe our ancestors should have stuck with wrestling and bodybuilding eh?

I'd run around the gorilla and throw body kicks. What is the gorilla gonna do. If it tries to punch me I'll dodge. Body kicks will hurt it and potentially even break it's bones.

this is actually quite entertaining. Keep going!

Next tell us how you'd beat a lion. Then an elephant

i think if you have been training for 4 years you will have the stamina to begin breaking the bones after a bunch of kicks, i would estimate around 40 to the chest to begin damaging its ribs.
the tensile strength of a gorillas ribs is not very high but a human can move very quickly and act very intelligently

>go in for an armbar
>or something
I picture a toddler hanging by hands and feet from their parents arm

OP fantasy. youtube.com/watch?v=etzvPYMUpeU

>he would obviously defeat a gorilla without question
>fuck off retard you dont know how well trained and agile that man is
>have you seen how fucking strong that man is?
Definitely looks like you're defending a faggot in front of a bunch of anons in hope that someday hell let you suck his dick

>implying a gorilla throws punches like the monkeys on your corner
>gorilla grabs your leg and breaks it over breakfast and tea

>calling the emperor a faggot

go watch some mayweather or tyson faggy shit

Guys look at this video
youtu.be/oWC6x4Qqwe4?t=1m2s
As a biologist are you saying that kick would not do any damage to a bear or a gorilla? That would easily eliminate any bodypart it lands on. Yeah gorillas and bears are pretty big and strong but humans are capable of doing some incredibly strong things as well. Also we have intelligence as our advantage.

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I was talking about 1:02, I tried to timestamp it but it wouldnt work for some reason.

1. You are a little twirp. How fun that you think you are a manly man. 18 years in a cage here, upwards of 50+ street fights, trained in multiple forms of combat (fyi, mma is kiddie shit, and I have 2 bb's (one 2nd dan) and a purple).
2. No human on the planet can tangle with even an average size adult black bear, let alone a brown or a griz. You are a toy to it. Meat. Humans are weak. We are even weaker now then we were in the past. Running to the gym and pumping up bloat muscle is not farm-muscle hard through and through, nor does it do shit for a fight, nor stamina, nor agility.
3. You are border line retarded for even asking this question, and beyond arrogant too. Not a good combination.

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having fat is normal
being ripped is not, and unhealthy
fat serves multiple purposes
go tell big country that he is not an athelete, or any NFL lineman
the strongest men in the world have significant fat on them
all power lifters do too
it is necessary

>Intelligence;

>Fighting a wild animal that has up to 10 times your body weight, groomed by nature and harshness to only have one drive: Survival. And whose tissues and bones are way more resistant than those of a human's - so much that THEY themselves rarely manage to kill one another in combat;

You can pick one.

can crusher. "goat" yet he gets knocked out by someone who fights two weight classes lower then him.

Lions are weak as fuck. It would probably try to rush at me and bite me by my arm. I'd quickly pull my arm back before it bites it, then jump on its back and grab it by the ears and twist its head so that its neck breaks. Elephants no idea, probably just climb up the nose like it was a rope and poke it in the eyes

explain this then

Listen to this nigga. Even if he doesn’t get that it’s bait, he is 100% right. Nature will fuck you up.

He is goat. He was undefeated for 30 fights straight. He's like 50 now, everyone falls eventually.

he does what the mob wants him to do. if they want hi mto win, he will win no matter what. if they want him to lose, he will lose no problem.

he still has a good 15% bod yfat there. Its just that his muscele to fat ratio is so high yo u can hardly tell he has any fat on him. His abs are poing through his 15% gut because his abs are GINORMOUS.

He is shredded as fuck compared to other strongmen and he is the GOAT so your argument is invalid. He has competed at 10% BF before. Strongmen are lazy, same as powerlifters. They can be fit like Pudzian

The real question is: why must you fight? Bear hug it out.

explain steroids?
honestly, he looks unhealthy as hell and a prime candidate for heart attack or a stroke in about 2 seconds
even his dick is shriveling like a coward

0/8

A single swipe/bite from a bear will kill you, you retarded faggot.

Please do it.

holy shit ive actually never noticed how massive tigers are before. its fucking quads are as big as the mans torso, look at him struggling to lift those colossal cat arms

without weapons, no, not a fucking chance

A kodiak bear would tear your shrimpy little ass up with one paw swipe

bad size comparison, they're not that big

C.Dale Peterson killed a bear with his hands and teeth. Facts. Google that shit.

>they're not that big

Oh really?......

They have the highest muscle density of any animal. Lions are bitches compared to tigers.

You can do it. We believe in you.

An animal that doesn't really register pain the same way a human does will not give a shit about your little punches.

Good luck with that rear naked choke, seeing as your little bitch arms probably can't even wrap around it's neck fully.

Bear > You | 100%

Yes, that is an outlier, your previous one is a bad shop that doesn't show true size. They're not that big.

Lol, I’d pay to watch that kind of fight.

Boxing bears were a thing in south america in the 50s

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to be fair, if fedor actually got lean he would be in the same weight class, he's just fat

BEARS LUL

Siberian tigers weight up to 700 pounds. Male polar bears are 990 lbs on average. Dont care what the fuck a tiger thinks it can do, the biggest polar bear is around 1.5k lbs that is double the tiger.