Ask a wizard anything

Ask a wizard anything.

Decades of self-control have given me powers and wisdom beyond what most men could ever hope to achieve in their lifetimes.

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Will you teach me please?

No. When you're ready, you won't have to ask.

ur not divayth fyr

im 47 and a virgin,bow before me amatuer,,for i have seen the true face of all that was,is and shall be.

If you have had self control for years, why did you become a wizard

Impressive, but your powers are no match for mine.

It is the destiny of all who walk the path.

How did you gain wizardly powers?

what makes you moist?

Well, great. Now I like a faggot for quoting the wrong post.

See

Will I ever be ready to learn your wisdom?

>look like

Apparently, I have lost the ability to type as well. A most vile curse.

Pie.

ya done goofed ..how old are you?

would you be so kind as to share your ways with me when (or if) you see fit?

Prospect looks bleak.

36

How do I walk the path?

can you see the future? (Dumb, I know)

Forsake your mortal desires to attain enlightenment.

I can, indeed, predict the future with utmost accuracy.

ok, 2 things i would like you to predict (mm/dd/yyyy)
1: when will the world end
2: when will i lose my virginity (stupid, but im on Sup Forums, what can you expect)

Why do you feel the need to assert yourself over others? If you are truly as powerful as you say you should be humbled by it and let others walk the path. We all return to the source in time. Let go of your ego and you will see all for what it truly is. We are all a collective entity and if only you'd let love in, you would see that.

>Forsake your mortal desires to attain enlightenment.
What does this mean?

deny pussy,food,all things that give you pleasure,basically

well said

How long will this take?

1: 11/27/1766189
2: 05/12/2023

Such is my eternal will.

>WIZARD
>WHAT IS THE NAME OF MY FUTURE WIFE?

Elena.

another relationship question(s) but
1: when will i get a gf? (mm/dd/yyyy)
2: who will it be? (Firstname, Lastname)

Never, unless you change your path.

how? and in what ways?

>another relationship question(s) but
>1: when will i get a gf? (mm/dd/yyyy)
>2: who will it be? (Firstname, Lastname)

Can you the same for me please wizard?

Whats a pussy feel or taste like?

where do you find these cool pictures

Free will dictates that only you can determine your path.

Warm and soft and tastes slightly salty.

I am told you can meet horny singles in your region NOW.

40 to 50 years grasshopper

Hello, I just want to say it's an honor to be asking you this, I am on the path to becoming a wizard though I am only an apprentice.

My question is how far does your wisdom reach?

do any girls have feelings for me? (Firstname, Lastname)

about tree fiddy

DAMMIT THAT LNM!

>expecting anyone in this thread to know

How come you done it in 36 years?

laura peterson

can you make my dick larger its like 2 inches

Hey grand wizard, what's your opinion on our lord and savior Danny DeVito

Wizard

when will i get laid mm\dd\yy?

>Where will I meet her?
I feel as though I know all aspects of my future except this. My first and greatest wish is to know her immediately; we will give eachother the stability to truly help others and usher in a legitimate golden age.

im the other one--> just keeping an eye out

who is she?

Do any girls have feelings for me? (firstname, surname)

Thank you. I do not expect to ever find her, even if she has this name, but you have given me some solace. Have 10000 blessings.

Thanks!

Reading the minds of everyone on the planet is neither fun, nor productive, as quantum principles dictate that observing the state of the universe changes it fundamentally.

The internet.

He will be gone very soon.

Annoyingly enough: the train station.

how will i die and when?

you will meet her in the next two years,probably wintertime,im getting shes from connecticut.she will have a big impact on you

whats your first name and star sing?

Prostate cancer at 59.

>Thank you.
My final question:
When is the soonest permutation of reality in which I may meet her?

what do you mean by "gone"

Wizard


When will I gt laid? mm\dd\yy

how old will i be when i die

natural causes
2056

How will I die?

Am I on the path to happiness?

ok. 2 more things, then i am done (you will only need to go into the minds of 2 people if i am correct)
1: what is my name (just a test)
2: can you give me a chance with the one chick i fancy?
1:

drowning

ok, i kinda lied, i have some more questions

68, under the right conditions.

Yes.

I am losing myself, apart from her.
If you facilitate our union, I will grant you the fulfillment of three finite moral wishes (no infinite wishes or results, and nothing resulting from any part of these wishes can have a detrimental consequence to any being or any environment)

a couple things
1: will you make my dick bigger by 2 inches? please?
2:can you contact the other side?
3: if you can, can you find a way for me to talk to my grandfather?

MM/DD/YY when will I get laid, great Wizard

What I really find interesting are sigils. On the internet there is a sigil creator called sigil scribe that you can use to create a sigil by typing in what you want.

Sigils are formed when you use a statement that, I guess, to put in the best words I have, works with your subconscious.

You also leave out all vowels. What about Y? Is Y a vowel?

Can you use sigils for things other than good things?

If you do use them for bad things, does it come back to you?

What do you know about sigils?

do you have a fear of playing god?

Questioning the wizard's power gets you nothing.

1: No.
2: There is no other side.
3: Your mind is too weak to reach through time.

Years, not months. Meeting her now would ensure you never end up together.

Who (initials) will I sleep with next?

ok. will you please increase my size by 2-3 inches, please and thank you

...

What Month, day, and year will I get laid

get that hersay out of here

Great Wizard
What is my purpose ?

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Y is not a vowel, but it can be used to represent a vowel.

Sigils are mere foci for our powers, they can be used for any purpose.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

No.

To die.

Why should i believe you Mr FBI?

final question, when will i die (mm/dd/yyyy) and how?

You are free to bask in your ignorance if such is your desire.

what mm/dd/yyyy will I get laid wizard?

Are traps gay?

Have you achieved nirvana?

I can not wait years and eschew this destiny.
>I would strike nearly any bargain to meet her immediately; only I would not endanger or harm others.
>>Why must I wait? I will not reach the future I desire by myself, and I would be with no one else. Can I truly ease others' torment when I, inconsolable, am alone in mine?

what's my name?

yes,i have seen them back in 91.good show

How to use sigil?

andrew,or david

Josh Thumberland

Yes, technically speaking, traps are gay. However, they are predominantly the fetish of straight-leaning men.

Yes, I am no longer a slave to the eternal circle of reincarnation.

Suffering changes a man. So will it be with you as well.

Have you made a sigil before? I suppose that if you use the method where you forget about what you were asking for you woudn't remember what you did, but what kinds of sigils have you created?

Have you ever done anything with sigils? I am really interested in them because mine work, but they don't bring about the thing that I asked for as pronounced and as similar to what I really want.

What can one do to increase the likelihood that a sigil is cast correctly?

what's the ups and downs of not being a slave to eternal reincarnation?


How would one achieve it?

ITT: hopeless virgins who deny themselves basic exorcise and hygiene standards make each other feel better about being alone.

Tastes like battery acid

>Hi "guy that bumps the thread instead of fucking off and increases the amount of discussion on the topics that he deems are not worthy to discuss".