My gf speaks like 4 languages >English >French >Serbo-Croatian >learning Italian
It makes me feel pretty bad just speaking English ;_; So I decided I want to speak another language too. I narrowed it down to a few >Spanish >Serbo-Croatian >Japanese
I live in South Texas and can understand most understand most spanish. I would exclusively use it with ghetto sudacas or rich mexican nationals visiting family here.
Serbocroatian would be for my GF's family
Japanese because fuck it I want to learn something different. I dont really watch anime but I do like Japan's history and culture. Dont want to be seen as a weeb.
PLS HELP MIND IS OVERLOAD
Jace Torres
Lmao fucking weeb
Hudson Barnes
>Dont want to be seen as a weeb. Lmao fucking weeb perfect Spanish. Serbocroatian will be useless unless your gf wants you to move back to her homeland
Joshua Campbell
Lmao fucking weeb
Jose Moore
bakabakashi kono weeb
Robert Cook
lmao jebeni weeb
Carson Bailey
BAAAHAHAHAH FUCKING WEEBS EVRY TIEM
Leo White
What should we help you with? Should we tell you how to be a Serbo-Croatian Samurai from Mexico who lives according to Bushido?
Carson Smith
wut language is gud?
Elijah King
>I own several sombreros which I wear around town
Cameron Gray
Mine speaks 4 too, i only speak 2. Women are superior gg
Chase Roberts
That sounds badass
Jason Kelly
Same with my ex, she spoke Spanish, English, French and Japanese and she was planning to start with German this year I think
Bentley Rivera
women are better at languages than numbers fact
Christopher Torres
is this an e-girlfriend
Parker Bell
it was until she moved to be with me
Dylan Davis
Learn malay/indo
Oliver Ramirez
lmao jebany łibus
Connor Gutierrez
Learn Serbo-Croatian as a sign of respect for her learning your language you dumb fuck. I couldn't imagine going to my gf's family for dinner and having to force them to use exclusively my language for the entire duration of the dinner. After that learn Spanish its useful.
Xavier Lewis
This, HOWEVER only to a degree you want. Learn phrases and pronounciation, we like when our language is used. As for learning, don't bother, it's hard as latin, croatian has FOUR different official grammars and that probably makes it broader than all the differences between croatian and serbian. Which are more similar than two prominent croatian dialects, kajkavian and chakavian. But it's still all the same shit you'll never master xdddd
Evan Brown
serbo croation absolutely. having a secret language in the usa is awesome, and the benifits of having a gf speak it is fucking huge. you seriously don't know how big of a difference it makes t. russian new yorker
Levi Cook
learn arabic or chinese
Xavier Roberts
>serbo-croatian Finally someone recognizes this language for what it is. There is no Serbian, Croatian, Bosnian or Montenegrin only Serbo-Croatian
Adam Allen
hasgtag weeblivesmatter
Charles Moore
If its just gf then there is no need to do that, she didnt learn english for him
Ayden Gonzalez
but duude she gonna dump him soon and then what he will use croat for?
Owen Ortiz
>russian new yorker I wouldn't really use Russian as a secret neighbor in NY.
Jaxon Bell
Spanish First Then Russian Then Chinese
Cameron Long
>There is no Serbian, Croatian, Bosnian or Montenegrin only Serbo-Croatian I knew that but then again I work with a Bosnian Serb who likes to vacation in Croatia (I think he may have family there).
Jackson Hill
dont learn a language only for your gf
Justin Flores
do yugoslavs say kurwa ?
Isaac Gutierrez
He should learn it so her family can't talk shit about him.
Isaiah Powell
Definitely Serbo-Croatian first.
Then, Arabic will be probably the most useful. There's a huge shortage of Arabic speakers with skills like engineering or so.
Justin Wilson
>secret neighbor FML I meant secret language
Ryan Murphy
Wouldn't he have to go to an arab country then? Realistically Arabic is almost useless
Levi Wood
Oj Alija odnjela te voda jel ti zao Bosanskoga Broda sjetis li se Prijedora I Sane i Kozaraca s tvoje desne strane? bole li te Brcko I Bijeljina? Drhte ruke oko Banja Luke.
Ne volim te Alija zato sto si balija srusio si miran san noslila ti Drina 100 mudzahedina svaki dan
Oj Alija crno ti se pise ne pomazu ni Arapi vise zapamtit ces nase beztrzajce snagu dali Maglaj I Jajce zapamtit ces Srpsku Republiku oj Alija tvoju li ti sliku
Ne volim te Alija zato sto si balija srusio si miran san nosila ti Drina sto mudzahedina svaki dan
Pitas li se kako li je sada kod Gorazda I Visegrada? oj Alija tvoju li ti sliku gdje su zelene beretke u Zvorniku? zapjevat cu dugo nisam pjevo bit ce nase Novo Sarajevo
Ne volim te Alija zato sto si Balija srusio si miran san nosila ti Drina 100 mudzahedina svaki dan
Learn to sing this and you are welcome
Sebastian Wilson
Yes, but unlike polish instead of the phrase "Oh, fuck" it means "whore".
Kevin Wilson
It's actually good to work in Arab countries to make some good money for a few years or so and Arabic skill is a big plus to do so.
Arab countries (most Gulf ones like UAE, Qatar, Kuwait) pay good money to engineers, doctors, etc and have very few income tax.
T. have seen lots of competition among Korean doctors to work in UAE
Gavin Gutierrez
el weebANO
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaj
Jayden Foster
>Lmao fucking weeb Lmao fucking weeb >perfect Spanish. Serbocroatian will be useless unless your gf wants you to move back to her homeland this