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The Mars bf.

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sophie

cannot fathom what kind of a runt a bloke must be to be the sole owner of a cat

bit irritated i revealed a deep personal tragedy/truth last thread and didnt get one hint of a single miserly (You)

hrrrmph

I'm looking for a cheap, reliable MP3 player with long battery life and preferably with expandable micro SD card storage

I'm going travelling in some third world shit hole and don't want to take my nice phone

Fuck democracy, I want the Roman Empire back again.

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>romanian
scum

love big willies
hate chebs

simple as x

Would fuck her brains out
Link it and I'll have a read, might even give you my thoughts

ten grams amber leaf

whats a cheb

't 'y

explain this meme to me

remembering my ex gf is 26 (I'm 23) had a brand new audi A1, her own flat, is a primary school teacher (a proper cushty job for life and good pension) and was crazy about me

why oh why did i break up with her

what the fuck was I thinking

Don't think I'm gay but would probably kiss an attractive boy if the situation felt right.

She sounds like a Deanette

>tfw middle class civilised rorke parents

won the lottery.

I had another counselling session today

I feel like I'm wasting his time, I've got nothing to talk about

He suggested I go to a local LGBTQ group

I'm an attractive boy x

wow an a1, I wish I had a few hundred quid spare so I could get one

What's the difference between AliExpress and Alibaba?

post a selfie of your long hair or shut the fuck up

need a nice bf or gf

@76023958
i didnt respond to this in the last thread and i shant now

ah Deano mate there's plenty more birds in the sea

>audi A1
those will be banned after brexit m8

wow

free boat ride for three

Only £100

Bargain considering there are only 3000 ever made

Soon, I gave my phone away to my sister (and bought her £50 Vans)

I think I'm going to start presenting as female this month

So

Soon

none of those things are impressive unless youre a humongous runtoid. anyone can own a flat, A1 is quite cheap car, school teacher is whatever

london is too busy
too packed

too many people

>tfw my QC dad was the only person in his chambers to vote for Brexit

reckon it will be very funny when that fat paki tranny post his ugly fucking mug on here

i had counselling for 2 years and, like you, i eventually got to the point where i didn't have anything to talk about. I was so much improved that now all i basically did was just blog about my life and chat to my therapist like a mate - enjoyable, but not really what the NHS is for.

so when i turned 18 they booted me off the system because i wasnt eliible for the therapy program anymore. but now that i knew how nice it was to have someone to lifeblog to IRL, i just made a new friend and, though he doesn't know it, my interactions with him are basically an exact replacement for my therapy sessions

also non-university LGBT groups are crap, don't go to them if you can help it. theyre full of weirdos and creeps.

and there's only been one of these ever made pal
*squats over your head and slowly curls out a long, soft turd*
*pats it down on your thinning scalp*
think on

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RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

still bangs to this day

My dads a QC too, has been for about 10 years now

they almost certainly know/have worked with each other i guess

mad to think about, innit
What chambers?

if england can't beat scotland, france is gonna destroy them haha

what is the ultimate deano car

want to buy one then wrap it round a tree at 95mph haha

are you new? there's a thousand photos

need her to be my gf

Might be uggo but my body is pretty good

I've has 2 sessions
I just don't think there's anything wrong with me

I know I'm trans
My social skills suck and I'm a paki, nothing I can do about that

how do fractions work

would love to boot both of your fucking heads in

but with the long hair it will be funnier

>wanking over your dads success when you're posting on /brit/

Sad

inb4 lol ur dad has a shit job, my dad was unemployed for 40 years before he jumped under a train. Checkmate.

she doesnt date fat blokes unfortunately

dont you need it to get approval for the 'mones tho?

fuck off you billionaire cunts Ive never even been to waitrose

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Fountain Court, yours?

Nothing from the last 8 months

islam is a dominator culture (as is any abrahamic religion)
in the west we generally have a partnership culture
conservatives want to turn us back into a dominator culture that can dominate the weaker dominator cultures (thereby reducing personal freedom for everybody)
liberals want to allow islam to dominate us (thereby reducing personal freedom for only us)
both are wrong
t. radical progressive

this really is very funny

what does qc stand for?
:(

too bad for you then huh?

Queen's Council

*brings one home after a night out*

ahahahahaa what am i LIKE?

its shit lad, you aren't missing much, think Sainsbury's but twice the price. Marks and Sparks is better for food anyway.

Fuck it

I'll continue self medding and I'll pay for my own SRS

>results/classification in 8 days

imagine being in one of those mother daughter threesome pornos with these two.. phwoar.

>islam is a dominator culture (as is any abrahamic religion)
>in the west we generally have a partnership culture
>conservatives want to turn us back into a dominator culture that can dominate the weaker dominator cultures (thereby reducing personal freedom for everybody)
>liberals want to allow islam to dominate us (thereby reducing personal freedom for only us)
>both are wrong
>t. radical progressive

christ man why can't you just let two people have a little 'huh its a small world' moment
chill the fuck out

Yeah this
Speaking as a posh rich twat, Waitrose is really overrated. It's on a par with Sainsbury's and Marks is so much better

wonder how deluded you have to be to think corbyn gives the slightest fuck about young people besides using them as a voting base

>i know you are but what am i

state of your pineal gland

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Essex Court, up in Lincoln's Inn Fields

Queen's Council, its a high (the highest?) rank of lawyer
when Queenie dies the title will turn into KC, or Kings Council

only making dinner now haha what am i LIKE??

wish this bent romanian would fuck of f

>62% of adults in England were classified as overweight (a body mass index of 25 or above) or obese

>filthy peasant don't interrupt us
>I'll have you know my father is a lawyer

ok user

>wonder how deluded you have to be to think corbyn gives the slightest fuck about young people besides using them as a voting base

>questioning religion is fedora

>PHOTO: Lisa Ramey

ahahahahahaha

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>wonder how deluded you have to be to think corbyn gives the slightest fuck about young people besides using them as a voting base

I am ugly and short

low grade human, genetic trash

>questioning a faith you never had

>BMI is a good indicator of being overweight

*slips a 'za in the oven*

everyone talking about christianism and islam yeah but how come no one is bringing up judaism anymore? let's talk about the big 3s if we want to talk about religion

Greater London

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anti semite

go eat another pizza fattie

Nice to meet a fellow magic circle barrister's whelp on the /brit/
Small world

post pictures please

what's for dinner lads

one of them El Paso rice meal things for me

>'ble 'ger 'za
that's a pizza not a cheeseburger lol

>6'4
>wasted on me
>balding
>forward head
>gangly limbs
>socially inept

at least I'm not a manlet h-haha

ha

eating blanquette for dinner x

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>forward head
?.

user?

very good lad

>5'9
>lovely long hair
>great posture
>wellproportioned
>socially outgoing

state of you mate

BRAAAP