Pic related, it's her

pic related, it's her

Here’s the long story and setup…

Moved into a new house about 3 years ago, wife and I made friends with the neighbors. Now really good friends, they are crazy, but still fun to hang out with.

We do dinners, game nights, kids play outside together multiple times a week, we are all outside. Neighbor is a stay at home mom with 2 young kids. Husband works, is an asshole, drinks a lot, and travels for business.

About 6 months ago, we start “flirting” a little. Nothing major, just giving each other a hard time, making fun of each other, stuff like that. I don’t really think anything of it, but I have thought about what it would be like to have sex with her, etc.

Last few months this has turned up. When we do games (adult humor games like cards against humanity) she is always give me the hardest time, talking to me more than anyone else. Still, nothing out of the ordinary.

Well, new years eve, we were over there for a while, and when my wife and i come home, she says, “I think user wants to bang you…” I’m like, what? That’s stupid.

My wife is a pretty good judge of other people in this way, and if she noticed it, maybe there’s something more there.

She got pissed because I just dismissed it, but whatever.

Fast forward like a few weeks, husband is out of town and I’m working from home while watching the kids. I need like 30 minutes for a conference call, and neighbor had said if I needed her to ever watch the kids, she’s open to do it (she has many times for us).

It’s afternoon, I text her asking if she can watch the young one while I do a short conference call. I jump in the shower really quick, and get out and see she finally texted back while I was in the shower. I told her sorry for missing it, just got out of the shower (testing the waters a little). She responds with, “me too, lol. bring the kid over when you want.”

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I get dressed and head over, text her I’m on the way. I open her front door (we are at the point where we just walk in each others houses if we’re expected) and she comes down in just a towel (about 5-10 minutes have passed since our previous text, so she’s had time to get dressed). She says, “sorry, I’m in my robe” and laughs. I make a joke about her being naked when she came to the door, and she says, “I’m not naked, gosh, I’m in this” and laughs again. I hand the baby off and make a joke, “okay babyanon, just pull the towel right there” (talking about the baby taking the towel off). She laughs and just goes back upstairs and asks that I lock the door on the way out.

At this point I’m diamonds, I go home and jerk off immediately. Afterwards, I was thinking how I could have capitalized on that moment more and didn’t. Fuck me. This was a month ago.

Anyway, there hasn’t been much anymore the last few weeks, but hubby goes out of town quite often, so I feel like there’s a chance to do this. At a game night, we played The Voting Game, and I found out that she was quite the slut before getting married. She also joked about making out with my wife and me liking it.

How can I test the waters more without looking like a moron? Am I misreading signals?

Do you love your wife?

Um more?

How about you just appreciate the family you have and stop being a fucktard

so how do i fuck my neighbor?

this might be the best advice i get

Your welcome. It won’t be worth it and the guilt will ruin your relationship. You got people who need you, look after them

99% of marriages are ruined by lust or greed.

Kek b acting virtuous and tradi
Fuck her OP
She's begging for it
Just be smooth about it

If you can convince your wife that you wanna have a three way then you can still fuck her and nobody's marriage is ruined. Just gotta put in the work with your wife and it might work out.

Could we get a face pic? Asking for a friend.

No way

Update: fast doorways 30 years, we just had 3 kids and one is your mom

It is. Open relationships, threesomes, cucking...it all turns to shit eventually.

You have a nice family and a home. Don't fuck up what most of the world dreams about for a few hours of pleasure. You're not an animal, don't act like one.

I believe in you.

>and nobody's marriage is ruined
Not op's anyway

This is true.

I've had a 6 month long double dating period before marrying and maybe 15~20 one night stands since married (only 2 women, men are sadly much easier). My wife has had 6 (1 guy and 1 woman, three times each) and its kinda hard to deal with it, both of us have some issues with it.

It does not matter how much you're sure of yourself, the grass is always greener elsewhere and either of you is likely to overdo it and start neglecting the actual partner, thus causing the other one to feel jealous.

Also, even if it does NOT work out you'll still feel guilty for trying.

Agreed.

Don't shit where you eat homie.

Try getting her to come over for something just after you get out of the shower and come down in a towel like she did and see what she does. Put the ball in her court.

Update, going over tonight for a battle of the sexes game with another couple.

Lol were you just gunna bang her with your baby in the same room? Leave your kids out of it dude seriously.

YESSSS please update us after

Nice rack on her. Any more pics?

Do you really want to ruin 2 families over pussy?

Dont destroy your life. And dont destroy the life of your wife and kids.
Create clear situation with your neighbour:
I am married. I like my life and family.
You are very nice and I appreciate you, your familiy and our neighborhood.
Lets have fun in the next 20 years. With this nice situation.

Honestly no idea, maybe was thinking like a flash or something. They are both under 2, so it's feasible (could have just put them to play or put a movie on).

You're right I know, but we do stupid shit sometimes, I'm halfway trying to get people to talk me out of it

Whole lot of moral people on Sup Forums all of a sudden.

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Here's another

Any from behind?

Last one I'll post

I'd do her.

Spoken like youve been there

No, but she has a pretty big ass for a small frame

I love how every sane advice on Sup Forums is being mocked by someone obviously underdeveloped without any sort of self implications, they even appear proud of their ignorance. I fucking hate kids.

Do her or you'll regret it on your last days

I don't think it's that they are proud of their ignorance. They just don't know what they don't know. There are a lot of people who can't grasp that if you do A, it leads to B.

The top "Ooh, didn't think about that" issue is when the person you cheated with decides they have to confess to their spouse. Then of course, when everyone knows each other, it gets back to the other spouse.

or ... you're regret not doing hr in your last days

the real question ... how adult can the two of you BOTH be if you begin a side thing? a little fun here and there to add spice/relieve tension/whatever that doesn't get into emotional shit ... a true fwb situation that you BOTH can compartmentalize as just that (and of course, not be idiots and get caught by your respective spouses) is not necessarily a 100% bad thing

but it needs to be a conversation you both have, up front ... not after, cause if she wasn't on the same page as you ... bad things will happen

by all means cheat if the family life is not for you and you don't have the balls to convey it to your wife. However do not expect that you can have both cause either choice will surely corrupt the other. Cucking your other half is the ultimate coward move. How will you ever expect your wife/husband to have your back during tough times when he/she fucks others behind your back whenever he/she feels like it.