I'll be 30 this week, AMA

I'll be 30 this week, AMA.

How old will you be this week?

What week do you turn 30?

Around 30.

This week, maybe. IDK really

Can we ask you anything?

Why? At 30 you still don’t know sfa, you think you have it all figured but you’re wrong. Talk to me when you hit 45+

Maybe

> At 30 you still don’t know sfa
Never claimed to do.

how much toilet paper do you use after taking a dump?

How do I make sure I'm not a piece of shit failure in life who browses Sup Forums in his 30's, like you.

depends on the shit itself. Around 6 regular pcs of paper, and 3 wet one-wipe charlies on avarage.

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Well them why would anyone want to ask you anything?

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Are you where you want to be in life?

Relative to my country, almost.
I have a stable and good paying job, a stable flat I can pay for, I have my motorcycle, and I fuck women without paying them.
I'm not that far behind my goals.

you better accept that you're boring now, than becoming yet another pathetic & desperate 30+ loser that pretends to be mid-twenties.

will do

30 & a virgin, pathetic.

>virgin