Be me

>be me
>White man
> 35 years old tomorrow
> no girlfriend since march 2008
>no match on Tinder
> nobody want me on dating site
> fap twice a day

What can i do to change that ?

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No shit, bro! I'm 35 tomorrow too!

Do like Johnny Bravo pick up or smt

Better job, better physical appearance,more hobbies or donate time at places so you are a more interesting person. Read more books about random shit. Try something new every week. Stop trying to find someone and focus on being a better you, then you will find someone when the time is right.

Fuck I wish I was single with no kids. Hit the gym. You must be a slob to not get girls unless you are just picky.

> 35 years old tomorrow
it gets worse
pretty soon you'll have trouble getting erections

I hope you have a good job and can be desirable financially.

buy clothes that people seem to like

work out

act how men do in movies because women watch movies

put yourself out there 200% more. send messages to women you do have a chance with and women you don't have a chance with

practice through horrible dates

say yes to all opportunities

shag women you wouldnt normally

abandon all standards

treat women 10% meaner than you are comfortable doing

wish i knew op, my last gf left me 5 years ago, she is now happily married in the bay area and i can't get a full time position with my fucking stem phd, second postdoc finishes in a month and i have to move again.
i never bothered with twitter because i'm too average to pull top ass with my looks, don't really have much money either because h1b virus has infected this country and the only interviews i get are for govt labs that can't hire foreigners.

just learn to enjoy yourself and fuck everything else

A good advice in Sup Forums ? Do you know where you at ?

Go and do something with your life instead of worrying about being single. Once you give a shit about something you will find someone through osmosis most likely. Dating apps are bullshit

Out of 10 what are you in looks?

find hobboes and you'll meet girls

...and

>I see psychiatrist and psychologist for 3 years. it just allows me not to commit suicide.
> I suffer from loneliness
> and at the same time I'm afraid to see people.

get fit, faggot. no one wants to date a fat slob.

physical attraction is the first step to getting with someone.

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stop fapping bro. that'll 100% help you towards getting that tinder match. Trust me.

how does fapping affect your tinder match rate?

>> fap twice a day
Those are some low numbers. Stop being a rookie.

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This is actually horrible advice. This is what you do OP. Don't even try to fucking improve yourself. If you really are committed to getting laid you will do what I tell you.


>Start taking steroids
>Get a couple tattoos
>Get a nice haircut
>Have sex with prostitutes
>Start taking drugs
>Hang out with complete degenerates
>Start gambling (increases tolerance to high stress situations)


You don't have to do all of these but the more you do the easier it is to get. General rule of thumb is to devolve. Never improve yourself for a woman :)

He's right, don't improve yourself for a woman, but do improve youself for yourself. The women will come. Go for a short run every single morning, I mean a half mile to a couple miles. Lift weights, I mean really lift some heavy shit 3 times a week. Do wide grip pullups, try to do one more each week, they're tough. Cut out sugar entirely. You'll start to feel fucking amazing. And before long, you'll look amazing too, which just leads to more self confidence. Women don't care about what you look like as much as they care about how confident you are.