CONFESS

CONFESS

I watched a grown woman in a mini van behind me pick her nose and eat it the other day.

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I use to pull the legs off of daddy oong legs slowly until they died

I managed to put half a conditioner bottle up my ass about a week ago and now I'm really scared because my ass is so loose, I can't even hold my shit in. I'm scared that I fucked up my body permanently and I'm too embarrassed to see a doctor.

When i eas 11 i would take a bath and stick things in my ass lime pens and straws and once i took a rubber hose adn a air pumped and pjmped by belly full with air then injected water in

I masturbated to the thought of my cousin (who is too young for sexual activities) giving me a blowjob

You're a pope. Shouldn't you be confessing here?

Kegels, my dude.

I wanna fuck and impregnate my cousin

I fucked and impregnated my cousin.

Wait a minute

I'm one of the weird posters who posts a girl he can't get over and everybody gives me shit for but i keep doing it anyway because every time posting it becomes more ironic and trolly and it's like helping me get over her in a weird way.

He's living my dream

I killed the Uchiha clan

Ah

I got fucked and impregnated by my cousin

i once ate a kitkat bar without breaking it apart

My nephew fucked and impregnated my daughter

Something something cousin

I disguised myself as my daughter to fuck my perverted nephews boipussy

bump

Daddy no legs

I fucked my nephew.

A friend of mine does this

If this is just a coincidence and not the same guy, this is one of the best things i've seen

You're a disgusting human being. How are sickos like you not behind bars.

I didnt get laid for over 2 years(3?). I could if i wanted with some sluts but i always end up not. I sometimes think about my ex and I dont know if she thinks about me as well. I know she didnt have any bfs after me at least. We ended due to unfortunate circumstances, she dealt with death, i just went to school and player vidya, and we both kinda lost interest.

We used to fuck like dogs and i think about her often when i bate. I'm damaged, too. Not kinky porn stuff but i could fuck her 5 times a day at our prime. I dont think i want to be with anyone else, i tried sex without 'love' before i met her and it just doesnt appeal.

This turned into a bunch of unshared feelings and i'm sorry guys, this is not my blog.

Well...

>CONFESS

youre a faggot

I'm gay

I also hope the other guy wasn't joking. Also, why do you wanna impregnate your cousin

That sucks dude. I hope you find love again my man

I am completely naked under my clothes

I fucked a deer once

Im stalked by the world and they dont realise its stalking yet hahahahaha the world is full of degenerate retards. Like zombies trying to get closer to me.

I am madly in love with a coworker and I do nothing about it.
Pic related is how I feel about it.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Don't lose it bro I know how you are feeling.
Like moths drawn towards the candles flame.

I nutted. And i'm trying to stray away from masturbation.

I believe in one god.
But then I believe in three.
I'd believe in any god
if they'd believe in me.
– Leonard Bernstein, "MASS"

I know and notice but I don't say anything.

This is so good..

Autistic*

i am taking a shit

I just laugh at it. Laughter is the best.

Please, elaborate

Notice what exactly?

Be smart man.
Know who you are. Nothing can complete a man more than knowing ones own reason for being alive.

I agree.

These synched doubs.

i have a folder of most of the shootings in america mostly of the shooters cover in there own blood. Honestly i hope one day the cops have to search my computer and see said folder

You too...

I smoke an ounce of weed / 2 weeks and I started a new job last month

I smoke an ounce a week and I am the best at my job.
I even offer to work for free because I get overpaid.
Productive smokers are the best guys ever.

I can smoke and bench 420 bla bla bla

English please?

Here you go.