Get me laid you cucks
Get me laid you cucks
im a virgin, pls fux me xDDD
if dubs or up, post
Bump
Get your self laid dumb cunt
Let me know when you are a 10
if you cant fuck a drunk chick on tinder without our help then you might as well cut your balls off right now
ask her where the party is
sup bitch wanna chug a beer out of my asshole?
Do it yourself pussy
Don't as us to make up for your short comings
tender is shit-tier
deleted it within 30 minutes downloading it
ask her if she wants to chug your cum
Say, "Well I'm at a 5, better catch up ;)"
have you ever had anyone tounge-punch your asshole?
Tell her how she probably trailer trash and go on from their
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Ask her what's she's drinking. Subliminaly make her drink more. Improve your odds. You got this op
"Do you have any freinds that are better looking than you?.. I need to get laid."
{Worse looking}
If the party is in your pants I'm definitely cumming
Dubs speaks truth.
Oh nice I can hear my mom masturbating in the next room again
This, then tell her you'll brb after taking care of it.
this
I'm sharing this conversation without your knowledge on a virtual imageboard. Dozens of morbidly obese, autistic men are jerking their smegma-encrusted cocks to you as we speak. I'm doing it as well. How does that make you feel?
roll
Roll
let's do it
These
Winrar
Can I mail you polaroids of my asshole?
ay bby wunt sum fuk YET?
double winrar
roll
dubs
Google "Yee" send her the image no balls
haHA
Show me where you shit from, skank.
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Bloody hell a 3 dubs train
TEHEHEHEHEH
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>she is out partying
>you are at home texting her, not at the party with her
0/10 you are not getting the vageen you fucking beta
all these dubs and nothing
Start with something smooth
"I just wanted to tell you that i love you and have since i have seen you. I have only imaged you feeling the the same in my dreams. I just wanted to know will you share this road through life with me."
Fuck 1 off
do this
Fuck 4 off
8 off
Yh say that
If dubs op is a faggot
Fuck 16 off
32 off