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if dubs or up, post

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Let me know when you are a 10

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ask her where the party is

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Do it yourself pussy
Don't as us to make up for your short comings

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ask her if she wants to chug your cum

Say, "Well I'm at a 5, better catch up ;)"

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Ask her what's she's drinking. Subliminaly make her drink more. Improve your odds. You got this op

"Do you have any freinds that are better looking than you?.. I need to get laid."

{Worse looking}

If the party is in your pants I'm definitely cumming

Dubs speaks truth.

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This, then tell her you'll brb after taking care of it.

this

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dubs

Google "Yee" send her the image no balls

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>she is out partying
>you are at home texting her, not at the party with her

0/10 you are not getting the vageen you fucking beta

all these dubs and nothing

Start with something smooth

"I just wanted to tell you that i love you and have since i have seen you. I have only imaged you feeling the the same in my dreams. I just wanted to know will you share this road through life with me."

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