Watched this movie for the first time last night

Watched this movie for the first time last night.
What the actual fuck? Seriously, what the fuck have they done to star wars...

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feminism happened

Considering what happened to Solo in the last movie it doesn't surprise me. They're getting rid of the old gang so this can truly become a Disney franchise.

progressive leftists have taken over

I dont care that they got killed off the original cast, they had to, they were all to old to continue making movies and too important to have them just survive and not be part of the future movies.

It was just horrible all around...

Especially that fucking fat faced asian bitch and the cunt with purple hair.
Every second that they had screen time was horrible.
Star wars is well and trully dead.

And the way that they portrayed luke was just cri ge worthy. Its like they were trying to make a marvel film with all the stupid 1 liners.

Also he actually drank the titty milk? Wtf i thought that was just a fucking meme...

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Rian Johnson single handedly destroyed the main franchise. I am hoping that JJ Abrams can salvage the unbelievable wreckage in the next film.

liberalism is a mental disorder

Unbelievable wreckage doesn't even come close to describing Disney's fucking of the franchise.

Theres nothing left to salvage.
Star wars has been executed at close range, with a ballistic missile.

The only slightly redeeming part of this franchse is kylo ren, but after seeing the last 2 movies, there isnt a doubt in my mind that they will fuck his character up aswell

>What happened?
Disney
pulled the plug on all lucasarts films and series as well when they bought it.

Last Jedi is fun to watch, but it basically undoes everything cool about Star Wars

the original trilogy was more than just a story of good vs. evil. it was a story of the redemption of Anakin Skywalker. Lucas wrote an outline for the first six movies before making New Hope, and New Hope benefitted from a strong backstory

New Hope also changed how movies are made- it created the era of the action blockbuster. before New Hope, movies spent a lot of time on dialogue and establishing atmosphere. New Hope took the classic Hero's Journey and made it fun, and made it profitable for special effects driven movies to tell a classic story with lots of lasers and explosions

the prequels had a lot of good qualities. my complaint is that they were supposed to be about the fall of Anakin Skywalker, and the fall of Anakin Skywalker got about twenty minutes of screentime spread out over three movies. but it introduced new characters and added depth to existing characters

Last Jedi threw away everything cool the previous eight movies had done. the Jedi don't matter, the force doesn't matter, internal consistency doesn't matter. JJ did a good job using Kylo Ren to be a link to Han and Leia- the only selling point of Kylo is his connection to Han, Leia, and Luke. Last Jedi managed to throw that connection away too. it was just about two Mary Sue characters, a casino planet, and a message that capitalism is bad

Jj says if you didn't like it you are sexist. Well fuck jj and the stupid fuck who wrote that turd. The worst Star Wars movie of all time. #notmystarwars

Fucking you mean RAPING

Despite me fucking hating this analogy, I feel this is a perfect example of people being sheep. People hated The Force Awakens because it was too similar to A New Hope. So then Disney makes the sequel way too different and now everyone says The Last Jedi movie sucked because it was too different from the other films.

Sometimes people are just dumb sheep that can never be satisfied...

GL didn't write shit before New Hope

>Lucas didn't write shit before New Hope

*Ahem*

Most people liked Last Jedi. It's just the loud drama queens on the Internet making noise about it.

I dont give a fuck what other people think.
It was just imo a fucking terrible SJW forced shit movie.

Not one cool scene in the entire thing.
The only part that could have been slightly fun was when kyli killed snoke and then they battled those guards.

However it was ruined because those guys were just so obviously designed to sell toys.

They looks terrible and there was so much red in the scene it hurt my eyes. Dont even get me started on their cringy weapons.

Also fin and that gook, dont remember her name... went on a covert mission to save the rebellion and only had like 16 hours o some shit, "hey lets waste some time saving the horses and making as much of a scene as possible"

Luke was terrible. He is supposed to be the most bad ass jedi master of all time. Yet all we was was quippy old faggot drinking tittymilk and getting beaten by an untrained apprentice.
The scene with leia in space made me cringe hard.
Those little fucking things on lukes island were another peiece of shit added just so disney can sell toys.

I cant think of a single good thing about the movie.

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Jumanji knocked Last Jedi out of the top spot after a few weeks, in Jumanji's first weekend.

the Star Wars fans who remember Star Wars before the special editions of the original trilogy are upset that Last Jedi is bad for the franchise. it throws away every link to the previous movies, and it's pandering to sjw audiences. the fight scenes are terrible, you know how each fight scene will play out before it starts. except each fight scene is even less interesting than that (how is Rose a better pilot than any of the Resistance pilots?). the asian Mary Sue is added to appeal to chinese moviegoers- the problem is she is not an interesting character. her personality is that she's asian. her backstory is that she's asian. it's fine to give half the movie's screen time to a new character, but if the character is not interesting then it's a waste of a movie

Can we at least admit that the only reason Disney put in actors of race and gender was for social brownies. I honestly don't give a fuck about what race or gender is, I just want a good movie...

>I am hoping that JJ Abrams can salvage the unbelievable wreckage in the next film.
>implying jj abrams doesn't fuck up everything he touches

Last Jedi was a piece of shit.

What did it show?
All white males are evil or not to be trusted.
That it was ok to slap around or shoot a white male....

That Chewie, the most lovable character, was an inner city black ( lounging around, fried chicken, breaking in an entering).

Feminism....dont even get me started there.
All hope lies in a female.

Disney really fucked up star wars.