What comes after death Sup Forums?

what comes after death Sup Forums?

I'm scared

youtube.com/watch?v=gj8XP_VD3q0

Scared of what?

A new adventure

just fear of the unknown.
like, is that it?
idk

Shouldn't you be more concerned with your life? Someone could kidnap you and torture rape you for months before you eventually died.

maybe that's what i want

What's your address?

Bolshaya Bronnaya, 29, Moscow 123104

omw with pissing hookers.

either a continuation of existence in which case you should be happy because death wasn't so serious after all or an end to existence in which case you won't be around to feel upset anyways

im here fam

exactly the same as you felt before you were born, OP.

Don't be scared, so many before you have done it. Probably feels the same as it did before you were born.. just nothing. The sad truth of our existence.

>What happens after death?
Nothing you're dead lol

Do you know Putin? He stole my election and id like to have a word with him

ill hit him up for ya

What was it like before you were born?
Just like that.
Nothing.

You're scarred because you're neurotic monkey brained animal.

I think you get a hold chariot, or float through the ceiling

Depends on your karma, bud. Have you been a good user?

THE GREATEST THING THAT COMES WITH DEATH IS THAT YOU NO LONGER FEAR DEATH

You know how the moments before you fall asleep or lose consciousness seem to draw out forever?

Just hope you don't die painfully.

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A waiting room, nothing more or less just...a waiting room

It will be just like the time before you were born op.

monkeys.

hundreds of millions of monkeys

you are thinking to yourself, WHERE are the monkeys? Are they on the floor? Is the afterlife a big floor endlessly long an wide covered in monkeys chaotically screaming and throwing their own shit?

no.
it's only monkeys.
Millions upon millions of monkeys in every direction, up, down, left, right, below you, all around you, in a void, screaming at the top of their lungs in confusion and anger, hurtling downwards forever into nothingness, forever.

that is the afterlife.

Don't listen to these fedoratippers, OP. You are not your body. Maybe read NDEs? In general near death experiences are nice beyond words. Anyway, to answer your question, among other things the next world has (1) a new unaging young 10/10 body of your sex that you will inhabit immediately after death, (2) a whole new universe that's not decaying nor carbon based, (3) cool video games where you are in the game with your five senses, surrounded by the game like in a holodeck, (4) ez sex where only imagination is the limit, and (5) eternal existence with continuous self and memory. I shot myself in 1979. I could tell more but why ruin your surprise? It's pretty nice here... My city has more people than your planet btw; just saying, there are A LOT of people here..and imageboards (sorta)

I look forwards to the ethereal barrel of fun.

Noice.

Me too, bud.

oh god

the funeral you thick cunt

Fuck you nigga I have YouTube red so that shit wouldn't shut up even after logging off

You already know where you're going. If it makes you feel better, all the other faggots and homosexuals will also be there, and you'll have a fabulous time.