Welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are ya?

Welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are ya?

I watched the whole shovel dog webm two whole times without looking away, and was only depressed for 3 days afterwards.

Not very tough but atleast I got dubs.

one time there was a sign that read not go into the deep end of the pool, but i still went there anyways

I don't reply to
>reply to this post or your mother
threads.

I exclusively have consentual sex in the missionary position, for the sole purpose of procreation.

you twisted fuck

I listen to Nickleback

I went to Sup Forums and made a pro Hillary thread

Had a bowl of rusty nails for breakfast... unfortuneitly had to wash it down with some milk tho :/

I performed my own Appendicitis

When my directv signal isn't working and it tells me not to go out and check the dish during a storm I do.

I took a shit earlier and only wiped once

I talked to a GIRL

I exited the peppery pail after asking how weak I was

I masturbated 5 times in a row to A Serbian Film

in 360p

Yeah but did you talk to a GIRL in REAL LIFE?

I took 4 laxatives when the instructions said take 2

You absolute madman!

Savage gay anal beating from two hung older men when I was 24. Took it like a champ.

Well one time I peed behind a dumpster.

I watched the entire video of Los Viagras beheading a cop and flaying his son alive.

I read an Andrew Dobson comic without cringing.