Why does pussy taste so bad, Sup Forums...

why does pussy taste so bad, Sup Forums? i am seriously considering finding a trap to suck a dick just to see if it tastes better.

If it tastes bad then your girl needs to wash. Pussy should taste like nothing. If you're tonguing her deep and she starts to sploosh then you'll get a little salt-n-vinegar taste but it's not bad. Also fullhouse checked

Pussy can taste different from person to person, I like rubbing it down with some coconut oil first then munching down. Also make sure that bitch's ph levels aren't off the chart.

Checked btw.

she washes thoroughly but it's still bad. the only way i can tolerate it is if im drunk or horny af.

dicks don't taste like anything it's just slightly salty

how to check ph levels? she currently tastes like a metal fence post that someone rubbed a bunch of fish all over.

Buy some litmus and shove it up the puss

i'm considering finding a trap to see what it's like. is it hard to picture a real girl with a dick in your mouth though?

Some chicks don't smell at all, some stay on your fingers for a day. The stinky ones might have some yeast shit goin on down there and need to go see their Doc.

I once hooked up with some chick off AOL (before there was internet) and her snatch stank so bad I literally almost vomited. And she just got out of the shower.

Does she drink a lot of beer? I have heard that can make a girl smell bad.

It's an acquired taste, almost like seafood, but more like salty milk and coins

Washing too much or using soap in the vagina kills the good natural bacteria allowing bad bacteria to grow which makes it taste and smell bad. She needs to go to the doctor and take some anti biotics most likely. I bet she has BV.

not a lot. mostly wine or sometimes vodka.

thats almost certainly BV which requires antibiotics.

Salty coins and milk that is 1 day past its expiration date

Sounds like her pH is off

i'v been with women before that have "unique" smells and flavors, but they weren't bad. after a night or 2 they actually became good. "aquired" as you say.

but my current girl is terrible. i am actually considering breaking up with her soon for this reason

Naw it's just your mom's pussy that tastes like that. Try someone else's

I'm asking this completely seriously user. Is she ugly? I feel like pretty girls wouldn't taste bad for some odd reason

>real girl with a dick
>girl with a dick
>with a dick
>a dick
>A GODDAMN DICK MEANS IT'S NOT A GIRL YOU FAGGOT

its an infection, it should never smell rotten or like fish. this is what doctors are for.

Try eating your own cum to see if you like it.

tell her to go to the doctor.

no it's not weird at all

not ugly. great sense of humor which makes her like an 8 at times.

You're young, grasshopper. Some of the best sex I've ever had has been with average looking girls.

Rarely have the smoking hot chicks I've banged ever lived up to my expectations.

tell her to get checked up at planned parenthood.

you remember Sopranos? Sushi. why do you faggots taste pussy. Pus is to fuck not to taste

Pussy has a flavor. Even fresh out of the shower. If you don't eat pussy you are a certified homo. I love that shit.

Natural ph, hygiene, diet, medications. Check all options

Yeah she needs meds bro, tell her that her puss is funky. Don't be scared, I mean if she would suck your dirty smelly chud then maybe.

You just want an excuse to indulge in your faggot fantasies. You’re a faggot cum gargling dick sucker

>you remember Sopranos? Sushi. why do you faggots taste pussy. Pus is to fuck not to taste

As Uncle Juinior said, if you go down on one, wise guys might think you'll go down on something else.

Some do some don’t. STD, yeast, pee, period, sweaty, no wash, bad hygiene are all contributing factors. I’m at a 70/30.

Femanon here
Every pussy tastes different, it depends on her diet and ph level. (And some other factors, of course, like hygiene n shit)
I suggest getting her to eat strawberries/pineapples, I've heard adding some apple cider vinegar to a bath and sitting in it helps too, but don't quote me on that.
Should probably just see a doctor if she tastes/smells like fish though, that's not normal.

Hey man, you can't talk like that anymore. There's a whole new set of generations out there now that can't handle that kind of talk.

You need to be inclusive and non gender-specific so everyone feels good about themselves. Can't go hurting some stool pusher's feelings now.

It's cause you're gay

It's probably her diet. Tell her the problem, see if she's eating something that's reacting with her body.

Calm down, spaz.

>Femanon here

TOGTFO
the best smelling and tasting pussy i've had is redhead pussy.

This

I don't even want to see tits, just GTFO

kek

winky face

when newfags dont understand how togtfo works.

>u do not know da wae

just eat her ass instead

that is what i am currently doing, believe it or not.

G O F A S T E A T A S S

I hate this meme so much

How would taste any better is a literal shithole

all these people and these retarded statements. did you know that if you ate pussy in the 1950s, you would be considered a homosexual? its not something that defines what sex you are interested in.

For a couple years in highschool i dated a girl and it tasted like straight pennies, then i dated a dif girl and it tasted weird but not as bad, the last 2 actually taste good its v nice

>do not worry my brudda, i will show you da wae

maybe because its a path for body waste and an excellent breeding ground for bacteria and not actually meant to have a mouth on it? maybe

you do not know da wae

SPIT ON HIM

Both dick and vaginas taste simply like sweat and urine, just biology mang

My GF's pussy has no smell. I'm so blessed. Guess it's a good payback after having bad smelling ones in the past

you do not know da wae

>trips

Yes my brudda, you know the way

some taste pretty damn good, others not so much.

Does she smoke cigarettes? If yes, you have found your answer

I wish you a slow painfull death

cigarettes are delicious. plenty of my past partners have smoked and their pussies were delicious. your diagnosis is invalid

Pussy only has a funny taste when the woman hasn't been washing for a while.

memers dont have souls anyway

even as a smoker, delicious would not be the word for cigarettes.

trips checked

also, go 48 hours without smoking. then describe your first cigarette.

You tripping nigga

You've been eating unwashed pussy or with some infection/fungi.

>she washes
probably not
she's fat and disgusting or never washes
dumbass cuck

This - pussy usually has no/mild taste. WTF kinda pussy you eating?

Just like a guy's spunk, it's diet/health related.

Lucky enough to land a fit babe it tastes sweet.

gonsegutive tribs

gobbless

This

Not him, but after 48 hours without, that first cigarette tastes absolutely terrible. The second slightly better. The third is awesome. I quit almost two years ago, and I still miss it.