Send this to a girl and say "huge ass spider in the mcdonald's toilet lol"

send this to a girl and say "huge ass spider in the mcdonald's toilet lol"

yes

huge ass spider in the mcdonald's toilet lol

zing

This shit always gets me in trouble but i'll do it cuz i'm high af

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i couldn't be happier with this. any pics with dick in reflection like spoon or sunglasses

roll . if dubs you must send to your mom.

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say yes and watch how sad she gets when you reveal your 2" pp

sent to my ex lol

update you fucking retard

Hurry up so i can cum

inb4 someone asks where the toilet seat is

Kek I just noticed

Update pls lol

Why would you have a boner taking a leak?
That chick is going to think you are a perv

wasn't expecting that

I don't have ant-vision user

Boi wtf is up with the quality

Try again

Is this picture for ants?

best bit going. send to silly sluts everywhere and post returns. yea ant dude post larger version

Is that a picture for spiders?

havent responded yet. what should i say?

"Yeah why?"

how about "yes" you fucking retard

ITT: faggots posting old replies as their own

This fucking meme again and every one else is falling for it.

Let me use my ant powers

>inb4 this faglord posts the enhanced version

Tell her yes

>ant dude

no, the spider did

Wow troll is effective
Good show old chap

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rolling for this lol

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You wanna go ahead and post something I can actually read big guy?

Rolling

LOL DO IT FAGGOT

rawlin

sorry bros. here I tried to make it bigger..

KEK

you win the thread user 10/10

Lol 8/10

Ok thats better thanks man

Well played. I'm out.

Jesus Christ

fuck you xD

what's your problem man

Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to " Heaven " does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

WTF! He looks like Ahok(one of Indonesian presidential candidate jailed over blasphemy). Please show some respect!

if this post is dubs you must send a dick pic to your mom and post results

no troll

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troll so dad. like all the utters

rip the days of Sup Forums when heaven still browsed here :'(

I hated it when Sup Forums had ID's
It made trolling less fun, and you couldn't act like 3-4 different people
Really ruined my meta-game

anjik lo! nyepong kontol gue!

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>enhanced.jpg
My fucking sides are gone.

KEK

will do...

>my toilet
Now she thinks you're some kind of goblin that doesn't have a toilet seat

What woman would care if she thinks he's got a cock like that?

>implying i'm not some sort of goblin

jesus fuck i'm too high for this shit and almost hurt myself laughing.

it's just a joke, aspie. it makes women laugh. it's endearing.

My sides have died and gone to hell

the kind that has to take a shit?

Um......I don't think you were answering me

lol

Ruined such a nice body with an ugly ass tattoos
>3/10
What a fucking tragedy

Ay hol up.. dis spider be all up in my toilet n shit

putangina!!!!!!

wtf where is the toilet seat

a woman that likes cock and was interested

the fuck else

fucking nice
perfect tits

god i hate you

:Q

Sauce?

Why panjeet why???????

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Ayo was you at the Black Panther showing tonight nigga?

I don't have a problem with tattoos, only poor quality tattoo, brah

She works at Chipotle if that helps.

Nah, I couldn't figure out how to steal a movie ticket.

aiyo I know Indian hates tattoo but loves curry

>Implying you wouldn't kill a baby to go balls deep in that ass

Thanks broski. We definetly cant see that. Its very helpful to give a location as specific as "Worked at Chipotle" which she may or may not still do. Youre the best.

KEK

you're welcomed Mericunt fags

Big Mac sauce, maybe some ketchup

Absolutely flawless start
Assist me anons

LMAOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :3 ZOZZLE XDDDDDD

Now show me your tits you fat whore

Perfectly dead conversation from the start sure.

Look guys! Look!
This original madman over here made a joke NO ONE ever made before!
He really did it!

make sure you emphasize the fat whore part

>implying
No, I'm stating I wouldn't want to, the tattoo is a fucking turn off
Have some standards man ,she's just a woman, billions more where that came from