I got shit on my dick today after having anal with a girl

I got shit on my dick today after having anal with a girl.

It was pretty smelly as well. Npw I'm worried that I might get a disease or something. We both showered immediately after, but I did cum in her ass. What should I do?

you wont get a disease. it's only smellz

You now have GIRLAIDS

Wear a condom next time. But seriously, as long as you wash then you won't get a disease from the shit.

>anal without condoms

Why the hell didn't you even test the waters with a finger or two first you fucking idiot?

You got some poop poop on your peep peep, du weep weep. She got some splooge juice in her coot caboose. It's all good my baby boy. I remember my first hot dog.

going too heavy ass to vagina might give her some shit (get it???) apart from that nah u just a faggot

I did and it was all clean. It started getting shitty when I went hard and pretty much my whole dick was pounding it, I'm 7-8 inches. It was pretty wild, never done it before

If you're not comfortable with the chance of getting shit on your dick, don't do anal? It's always a possibility unless she douches which most girls won't

If you wash it everything will be fine. So long as you don't have any open cuts on your dingdong

who the fucks gets cuts on their dick? what were you fucking, barbed wire?

you don't know his life

>with a girl
Girls don't poop, user. You blew it, we know you're a raging faggot.

What makes you think you do?

actually i stole his purse i know a fk ton

>>masturbates with steel wool

gotta get rid of that dick fibrosis somehow

because it takes one to know one, kindergarten philosophy my friendo

He broke his girl, now she can poop

Sliced my frenulum at football practice anything is possible (yes it was terrible)

I've had the exact same scenario happen to me but we both had only had sex with each other. If you're worried about a disease, go get tested. That seems like the logical answer.

Quit bragging.

Girls shouldn't agree to anal unless they are willing to prep, the accidents, smells and just nastiness of a non-douched asshole is not worth it.
It still baffles me the lack of hygiene and common sense some women have.

>Doing anal unprepared
stop watching porn and educate yourself you filthy virgin

Not all the girl's fault. Men should know the precautions as well.

No, but mostly.
The expectation of basic fucking hygiene shouldn't have to be a constant nagging reminder it should be a prerquisite to anyone who isn't an anal virgin

have her lick it clean?