Steam richfag here, impress me and I'll buy you GTA V or Dark Souls III

Steam richfag here, impress me and I'll buy you GTA V or Dark Souls III.

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I have shit pc from 2010 and it's dying but I can still run 2017s games on 30fps for some reason

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proof you're rich first

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id is oonyancatoo i hope to impress with my good looking profile and dedicated time on steam :D if youre wondering about my name its an old name from 2012 that i never changed and the only reason for that name is the fact that i love the look of deadmau5's lambo

Prove you know English first

learn to read then faggot

jokes on you i already have those games faggot

learn english then faggot

Have a shitty life but works at Tesla as a Designer.
Can I get a GTA V
/fogaras (steam id)

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I wanna play Dark Souls III. Someone almost bought it to me today from one of these threads but I didn't get it because of store region lock after all.

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but if i already have both of them?

Good for you.

Hows this impressive?

Sad, but not extraordinary.

I know. Story of my life.

If you just tell me your poor, I'm not willing to buy you a game.

Good for you.

I didn't give you my life story on why i needed or wanted the game.

Why those 2 games op? Couldnt we ask for other games?

You seem to be a flatterer, nah.

Yeah, nah, I'm right.

You can leave if you don't want one of these.

Almost made me laugh, gj. Try harder tho.

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And I'm a president of the United States.
No.

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You can do better. Still, your the best of them, if you make me chuckle, you earn DS.

OP IS A FAGGOT
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I can count to five.
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1

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3

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5

There you go. Now pay up.

If dubs, requesting different game.

fuck you loser
if trips requesting dbd

If dubs requesting you instead spend the money on DLC for a game you don't own.

Give it to me because check em

CLOSE, BUT NO CIGAR

If trips buy me GTA V.

steamcommunity.com/id/w1ndwalk3r/ idk if it will impress you but i have a micropenis

Can I please get an item from my wishlist(pic related) instead or even just 5€ so i can save up?

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Check out my awesome OC I stole. No stealing.

i can impress you easily with this sentence

hotline miami is the best game

sent ;)

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sauce and i gift you a game of your choice 5 euro maximum

promise :D

do stupid stories when your 12 work?

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Would a kind richanon please consider gifting me anything from my wishlist? Preferbly DLC for EU IV or CK2, thank you.

sent ;)

lol always know op is a fag. hope your butthole get aids nigger

I can depress you if that works? My gf broke up with me a couple days before Valentines day and p much told me she never loved me. Can I please have free games now?

>implying anyone wants the cancer of either of those games

hahhahahahahah.


HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

holy shit i can't stop laughing. hahahaha... hahahahahhahaa best joke of the night.

well you're a fatass loser.

how's that working out for you?

this thread suck and OP is a faggot

pathetic. At least vote for a party that you have some similar values to. Why even bother showing up? There are people around the world who are literally fighting and dying for democracy and you are pissing away the greatest thing that the west has invented. shame on cunts like you

Voting is mandatory and I don't like what any of these fuckers stand for.
I'd rather throw my vote away than give it to an asshole.
I'm sorry you live in a third world shithole, though.

I'm a Brazillian poor, friendless guy who couldn't get into college and is depressed af now.
I'm giving it my best trying to do what i love which is programming, i've been taking guides, lessons and tips from people here on Sup Forums Sup Forums since i cant get a formal education and i don't even have money to buy a single game on steam, the only one i have is CS:GO which a friend gave to me and i'm not much a fan of FPS, so if you could give me DS3 i would be pleased, richfag.
Pic related is me trying to crack down Bandit game

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The only part of this that sounds impressive is that you live in brazil and haven't died of aids yet.

Your rudeness will not unsettle me richfag

i already have them both faggot

Only been taking tips and lessons from Sup Forums? Do you have any idea of the plethora of guides and information beyond this website which are so much more in depth and have real citations to credit? If you were a real guy that loves programming, you probably would, is my guess

AAHAHAHHAAHAHHA CUCKED. GOOD THREAD OP SO MANY POORFAG BTFO

haha, OP sure showed them

i cannot really impress anybody and I don't even have a good enough pc to run any of those games....don't give them to me

*impresses you* k gta n dark souls please

3 consecuitive dubs, noice

Why don't y'all miggas just pirate?

SO ARE YOURS KIND SIR

steamcommunity.com/id/rg23 I'd lick the booty for gta5, I literally have 90p banked

huh.

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