Lynn, some of these people have come from Stoke

Lynn, some of these people have come from Stoke.

Oh you daft racist

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I would like to have it off with her. Mmm breasts

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oh wow a fucking coogan thread

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Tobelerone!

Yeah, well spotted
the trap threads are that way ----->
fuck off

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Oooo it's a good paper.

I've seen the big eared boys down on the farm..

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who is this creep

Yer dad yabastard

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Alan Partridge, former radio star. He's getting a new tv series soon

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Deres more d’ Ireland, dan dis.

This is the last place I'd ever expect to find partridge. Back of the net!

My favourite Partridge quote:

‘Lynn, there are simply too many living niggers and not enough dead ones in Norfolk, I’m off to stove a few of their heads in with the lug wrench from my Citroen Saxo, followed up by a nice Sunday roast’

you've been here too long when you think every sentence without a smiley face is being sarcastic

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