Birthyear

>birthyear
>number cunts youve fucked

1989
5

2000
0

>1968
>must be over 100
>unpaid: 10 or so

>1994
>1
>same girl since I was 17

95 zero, the number will be increasing to one in the near future.

>1990
>0

1989
20

>94
>3

1990
11

1978
9
Just broke up with 9 yesterday

>1987
>34

1990
3

I remember when I was a 0 and thought I was forever going to be a 0.

>1978
>~20
>None paid for, at least not as far prostitutes
>Married now; was a decent ride

Edit: half of them were chubbers so not sure if it counts

1990
25-30

fucked a chick after the superbowl a couple weeks back... she was much younger than me, im 23... she has a big ol ass... her parents were at the party so we had to play it off like i was just giving her a ride... we left together... we told her parents I was giving her a ride to her friends house...i fucked her at my place all night and drove her home in the morning.

1990
10

1983
Around 30 I guess.

10 Years with my last GF so I slackled a little between 24-34, going to work on augmenting the cunt count.

1990 means your at least 27 asshole

make that 11, forgot one, I'm probably forgetting a few others as well.

1988
30ish
A solid 20 of those have been during times when I was in committed relationships

1991
Nigger
20-30

1979
0

1997
3

Ever thought of trying someone else?

1985

Ball park 25

1980
96

We wuz kangz

1972
Around 1500 or so

1953
1

1984, 11

An additional 6 mouths

Nope. I'm happily engaged.

1978
0...

Lol why so few? Fuck bitches get money.

1987
13 (I think that's all on the list...)
Adrienne, lauren w, Eva, Lauren l, Brittani, Andrea, Amy, Katie, teacher, Sarah, JL, Sam, Nicole,

1997
20

2000
8

loser

dc about mouths

loserx2

nice man

hey bae xx

1983
>i'd never think there would be that much of oldfags on Sup Forums
104

1999
0

>I love you user

1996
4

>1997
>13

1998
over 40, i lost the number because of numerous hook ups you find on grindr. fuck in 2 months i'm almost 20

Why are you so mean?

1996

Around 15 to 20

92 20

1987
17
Might I add every single one without condoms

2001
1

1989
7 different cunts

>grindr

So you're a fag? Is it easy to get laid as gay?

this is why women hate men. asshole chads like you

>1993
>5
If I add asses I've fucked
>15
I never paid, I was the prostitute.
Fun fact, women don't generally pay for sex, weird old guys, however...

>grindr
>cunts
Topkek

4*

I love you too, mew.

life is pain

condom or not doesnt matter just dick in cunt

1993
1, but she's good enough for me, been fucking for 6 years now
Pic related, her

Enjoy your aids

dubs of truth

1988
35-40

Man thats a lot of AIDS

'89
26

it's pretty easy if you're attractive. the only advantage is that men are more horny and more straight-forward than girls when talking about sex.

kys

1998
5

1999 2

1996
3 relationships
about 20 random fucks

>1998
>9

Luckiest man alive right here. No kids and no diseases. Statistical anomaly to cum inside that many women and not get a single disease or kid

1980
Unpaid: Ball park of 45 or so. (Had a few long time relationships)
Paid: Ball park of 30... I usually look for the "new meat" where I live and take them for a test drive or two and I usually like to try the "local meat" when I go on vacations.

1988
5 cunts
3 assholes
9 mouths

6 if you count the time I raped my sister

1997
6

1982

Around 200, I've lost count.

kek

1964 - 13

1993
8
9 if you count the guy i fucked

boypusssy

1992
17

1993
0

1991
60+

1985.
1.
took 27 years of wizardry to find that one cunt. gotta treat her like a princess. would never be able to find another if she left. i am ugly lol.

>1993

Just had my 19

1994
306

....worked as dominator

i remember being in like 5th grade and having my friends little sister suck our dicks. we didnt nut but it went down... my stepbrother and i used to also fuck around. we blew eachother and jerked one another off until we were in highschool. then we both fucked the neighbor girl and then we both ended up doing that basically every day after school. slut would get tag teamed every day lol, never DP'd her though such a shame..... then we went our separate ways... I continued to fuck neighborhood girls while he expanded his reach throughout his social group... When I was 17, he was 18, i fucked a girl he had a crush on... he brought her over, he left us together for too long and i fucked her... I fucked a bunch of chicks in my late teens, early 20's... slowed down in my mid 20's, only a few different girls but relatively often... and focused on my work life... im now 28 single and going back to school for a bachelors... and to smash fresh pussy ofc

1994
31 cunts.
8 very convincing traps

>im now 28 single and going back to school for a bachelors... and to smash fresh pussy ofc

Main reason why I want to go back to school and get my masters... I well off now and I wouldn't mind doing some prowling and plowing in some College Campus.

Holy BETAMAX Batman.

I bet you blame asshole chads for women not wanting to hookup with you too!

>91
>100+
>10-15 unpaid

dude most girls like me the ones that dont are the sluts and retards

1988
12

Decent effort but there's room for improvement.

1993
20ish
None paid for

mewmewxx

'88 5

>1995
>8

>1995
>6

1997, ive only fucked on but ive been fucking her for 4 years now

1990
2, they're sisters been at it for the past 7 years

>1998
>0

1999
5

1979
28

1987

65ish

78,
1 cunt 2 asses....
Catholics....