Does your country have allies?

>Norway
yes

Stop enabling war mongering capitalists

Argentina
no, we're alone in this cruel world

You have Italy right?

America
Yes

Not really.

Portugal?

Yes shitty ones like Russia, Philliphines, Turkey, Saudia Arabia

I doubt anyone even remembers that we exist besides sweden since they would love to see us nuked or annexed by russia

No.

you forgot poopeeland, or did we finally absorb them

Italy is a meme, they aren't our allies nor anything
and god save us, they suck as allies anyway

Probably the Americans but the new meme president is ready to be a lap dog of Chinese like Duterte does. Glad that I left the country a while ago

Yes

No
We only have """allies"""

>does your country have allies
>usa
yes, norway is greatest ally

pretty sure San Marino is our ally

No, allies is for cucks and neo-liberal globalists
Everybody is an enemy

all anglo countries.

>no Iceland
Oh. Okay. Guess I'll go fuck myself.
;_;

not enough danes on Sup Forums

We're close allies with Estonia too. The relationship going back decades.

Memexico
No :(

Stop enabling appeasers

what about canada