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Tim edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=S1Y693cSF7E
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curiouscat.me/twincitykisses
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wish i had horrible phimosis so i could have a sweet /brit/ gimmick

I want the British isles to be nuked

anime

Islam is literally the master religion. wh*tey btfo. kill wh*tey

Hate Tim not racist just don't like him

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three /new/s you pricks? sort yourselves out

think i might have psychosis
my friends (and upstairs neighbours) at this point basically seem like caricatures that come over every night to watch tv and blast music and and stomp around yell at each other while i'm trying to do other things (particularly sleep)
if i can't see them it's worse
can't hold conversations very well because either it's small talk that i'm not participating in (i typically just get ignored if i do speak up) or it feels like it's just me hallucinating my thoughts as conversation
if i stay in one place and deep breathe for a while i will start to get visuals
sometimes it feels like i'm in inception where strangers are all reflections of my subconscious
pretty much every sudden auditory stimulus seems like an alarm waking me up from a dream, but i can't wake up

the one positive is that i'm not very self conscious
long silences aren't awkward any more and i feel more cheerful in general, but only because it seems like i'm the only real person left

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All in here

This is proper /brit/

desperate for a bf lads

'Ri

just watched fmj so i think i shall play some rising storm 2: vietnam

ok shan't be doing that but thanks for the diagnosis

yes i am well aware of this effort to drive consumption and influence public opinion

*shanks you*
nope, back in here cunts

would like to give a thanks for the anons making new threads
appreciate the work you put into /brit/

Too late

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You're welcome

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags! !

hate pints
hate western civilisation and british values in particular

quite simple really

snow mexican

Been far too long since I had my way with a proper pair of chebs

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business idea: kidnap a muslim and feed him nothing but beer and bacon (only during the daytime) during the month of ramadan

ironically a girl lads

Why are there so many threads

hope the janitor deletes this thread

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vumoo.at

How arseblasted is this paki bender ->76035059

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/diane-abbott-diabetes-illness-break-election-campaign-labour-corbyn-a7788781.html

ah yes diabetes

youtube.com/watch?v=S1Y693cSF7E

pretty fucking arseblasted mate

i think i impressed a girl with my knowledge of math during my presentation today

Is this the right thread

Serves the fat bitch right.

Are you a mark or a jez, lads?

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there's nothing wrong with being fat

how many maths do you know?

well isn't that special
*turns around and talks to someone else*

hello HAES discord

yes

the worst elements of both, fuck my life

Cannot fathom why leftypol wanted Diane Abbott in charge of immigration and MI5

Super hans

anime

PLEASE BE MY GIRLFRIEND

I WILL WORSHIP YOU

LET ME EAT YOUR STINKY LOGS STRAIGHT OUT OF YOUR ANGELIC ANUS

IF YOUR SICK OF THREAD SPLITTING CUNTS, COME HERE!

she is shagging corbyn

johnson

went to a group therapy session and i shan't be going to another
they all had normie anxiety, talking about "normal" anxieties.
i'm fucking scared of being pulled into mirrors, being stuck in timeloops, time ceasing to exist and shit scared of being taken over by my internal monologue,

where the fuck am i supposed to get help?

NEW THREAD

oh dear it is clear to see that this poster has the iq of a babestation watcher

why do people always post this in response to my posts but i don't even see it that often? i dont hardly ever see anyone else told this as often as i am

piss off

how would a mirror pull you in?

i dont think those are symptoms of anxiety

Fucking this

Textbook Mark desu

you're waifu a shit

peep show

>being stuck in timeloops, time ceasing to exist and shit scared of being taken over by my internal monologue

Nothing wrong with babestation mate

delete

neither, they're both normies

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taking obsessive pictures of my face and lamenting how ugly I am

inshallah every thread splitter will die

late night listening

youtube.com/watch?v=8QuhUwa0ETY

caught phimosis off this half asian slag

the DPD are working with the globalists and dentalign marlow to take over high wycombe

Mental twat haha. But group therapy sessions are the norm from what i hear and the people i know who went to them say they're complete wank

I'm a flipping disgusting human both inside and out

t. every girl in existence

>flipping
Hello leftypol discord

at least you didn't swear there

having a look at people who are more pathetic than me's facebook pages

how old are you?

please have a (large) penis.

Okay Google, collect all my information and store it in a government database

curiouscat.me/twincitykisses
>i post her twitter on /brit/ a few days ago
>now you autists stalk and annoy her and get her to block her profile
genuinely hope you bellends get cancer

just remembered my willy needs a good cleaning out
not looking forward to it

stick a few of those fetish needles in it

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shut up

Drinking petrol lads

just get a new one

what did you expect you dickhead

she's been posted for months anyway, probably by herself for attention

alri Bruce haha

That isn't anxiety mate, that's psychosis

yahoo is the most popular search engine in japan

hmmmmm yes just as i'd suspected

silicon valley is the least funny show i've ever had the displeasure of hearing someone else watch
maybe it's all in my head haha

t. petrol drinker
XD

>she's been posted for months anyway
oh really

>springwatch start ticking boxes by employing a black lass presenter
>she's fucking dumb as shit and keeps stuttering her words, knows nothing about the topics she presenting and need to keep looking at her cards

Why does the BBC insist on ruining anything good they have for the sake of muh multiculturalism?

Monty Don will be replaced by some urban ghetto nig next.