User. user. i pissed the bed again. sorry

>user. user. i pissed the bed again. sorry.

Then clean it you ugly gook cunt

"is-s it because of your small urethra? or overactive bladder?"

you have strange fetishes, my friend. and the goats don't like it either

sauce?

Isn't that illegal now?

It's okay luv, I won't punish you...

...but only if you help me lick it up

shes fuckin a nigga

That makes me diamondhard.

Yeah you should've peed in my mouth you stupid whore

Hu diz bish be?

Maybe you need to see a doctor then

need an alcoholic gf who constant pisses herself

disgusting

So... is this a British thing? Where in Britain would one find such people? Asking for a friend who does a research project btw

what. that's it. i will give you a negative review on airbnb

knew this would be a brit poster

Hot

>no shit in the bed
meh..

>kr*uts

>look her up
>surprised she's actually NOT in an IR relationship

It's a small price to pay if your ideal gf is paralyzed from the waist down.

>braap

Nonce

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