How can the English even compete?
>And he was joking after the op with staff and even showed off his bionic penis to curious men in his ward.
Oi Mohammed, lets have a look at that huge bionic willy!
>"I was on a male ward with three other guys and they were asking me loads of questions.
>"I was quite happy to show them my bionic penis - they were like 'wow'."
You can't make this up.
You do realize that beyond dumb ass virgins and people who have no sense of length this basically means big dicks aren't that comfortable to have sex with? I'm eight inches and the first time I fucked someone they experienced pain and a gape.
>he doesn't have a bionic benis
>his poor girlfriend will never be satisfied by his conventional meat appendage, will make numerous covert visits to emu chad in the outback to sate her cravings
That doesn't exactly work, pal.
Good attempt though.
>being this threatened by precision engineered brown cock
It's honestly just sad Bruce, I thought Australians had top tier banter skills.
You realize I said I practically have the same size, and the article states that the man is making his penis smaller? If you want to shitpost you've got to have the ability, using an article of "Big Brown Cock' when he's downsizing it doesn't work for you.
I got an 8 inch penis. It's okay if you only fuck whores. Most girls tell me not so deep and if I do go to deep its like slamming my penis into a wall repeatedly. Not very fun.
Thats why I started fucking chubby chicks. Their fat cushions make it impossible to go to deep.
Hold me /pol I can only fuck fatties if I want to be rough and I'm sad.
POO
>Fatties
How fat?
My first was a big butt put I pushed right into the deep end, and that's with an anus.
Does having a bionic dick means it's stronger than your average dick?
ass has no end, that's why gays love black dudes because a gay guy can literally take a horse penis with enough practice. Women want coke cans.
>only fucking fat girls
I'm sorry for your nostrils.
He literally beat a London whore into submission with it, so I'm assuming so.
>Black cock posting
Jesus christ, mate.
And gays are racist as fuck mate, they don't fuck blacks in the majority.
>inb4 milo
He's a stereotypical flamer, and Sup Forums likes him for it.
It's a Mohammed, Ameridumb.
Bout this size. If they got super fat arms or gut I pass. This is the lowest I go.
>8 and a half inches
>havent had sex since i was a teen
>feel like its too small cause internet porn
>Robocock Panjeet
This has the makings of one of those bollywood action movies
He looked very much like a pooinloo before I looked closely.
And you would know best, "Hans" :^)
Pretty ugly, but that's not really fat, more chubby then anything. Wouldn't fuck it and don't find it attractive.
Even then my boyfriend had a similar thick thighs and ass, and I went straight into the deep end and hurt him.
There is such a thing as penis pumps and that weird shit they do to inflate their penis, never ever base your penis size of that shit mate.
There is also perspective play as well. Only a idiot would base their worth of porn.
Did the NHS pay for this robocock? How do britbongs feel about their tax dollars paying for this brown stallion's new slut slammer?
That nigga stupid af
>freak childhood accident
Did it get bitten off by a cow?
What's the point of having a bionic penis if it can't feel anything?
How did you make it smaller?
Could you not suck him right?
It was just trying to circumcise him
I'm 8.3". Why the fuck would he want his dick to be smaller, especially if it's le bionic schlong?
>nearly 50% of posters in this thread have greater than or equal to 8" cocks
hrmmmmm
Are you a virgin?
Lad my dong is certified 8 feet long.
Actually a pony. You see, he was a big fan of Radiohead.
Well, I've got 4.5 flaccid, depending on how horny I am I can go from 7.0, 7.5 or if I'm fucking diamonds 8 inches and this accurate measurements from side, beneath and top.
You tell me, Satan
Nobody with a normal or small cock would ever talk about it.
Creates the illusion that Sup Forums is composed of exclusively well endowed but too autistic to lose their virginity people.
many people, both men and women died from making anal sex with a horse, they thrust are so strong that they destroy everything inside you with their giant penises in and you die
Shit, dude my dick is 7 inches and there are girls I couldn't even fuck without lube.
I knew this one chick who had a pussy so tight I could barely even fit the head in. Eventually I gave up because it hurt my dick too fucking much.
FYI guys don't ever 'jelq' to make ur penor bigger. I wanst satisfied with my 7imch dong for some reason as a teen and jelqed, basically ended up with peroynies (cause of it is 'unknown' but basically its from injury IRL but guys dont want to admit) from it and while i can get erections i have scar tissue, dropped to 6.3 inchs and i am in 24/7 cock pain for.literally years.
I strongly suggest you stop watching pronz and browzing forums.
They already did.
And it isn't that bad if you remember it's bollywood.
I've fucked 19 women, so I suppose not.
I'm white sir.
I have doubts, because a lot of large penis fellas tell the same, girls can't take more then 6.5 most of the time.
I can't fuck without lube either mate, even then I had to push in reasonably hard and my boyfriend had to lube himself up almost everyday in preparation, only once got it in and hurt like hell for him.
american women probably can barely feel 8' whatever because they all were fucked by tyrone but in India it's another situation since its one of the places of the smallest dicks in the planet(same tier as china and japan)
I want to know more about this bionic penis, because I have always wanted one
Leave it to a monkey to believe niggers have big dicks.
He saying fat girls smell like shit
>MFW women literally fall in love with my 7" penis
Probably think it's 20 or 12 inches.
Women are dumb as bricks when it comes to perception.
When it is in them they think it is the biggest thing in the world.
I'm not lying but you're right in the sense that they always tell me not to rail them super hard and fast cause it apparently hurts. Other than that, haven't had any problems
You must be in a casual sex scene because a eight incher as a lot to fucking take for a man and especially a woman, considering the "Pure" limit for women is like flaccid penis size.
Its funny, I can always tell when someone hasn't had much sex by the emphasis they put on dick size.
I just don't know why girls are so weird about sex. My ex would never let me finish her off because orgasms are too intense for her. This happened with other girls too. I think its because they aren't used to cumming from sex. The idea is that men always cum first, however I have literally NEVER jizzed from sex or head or anything. The only time I can jizz is when I jack off and I have to grab my dick with a death grip as if I'm choking a baby or some shit.
>mfw having 8.3 and only use about 5-6 because unless the girl is a whore I hurt the shit out of them
topkek m8, I might try chubbies, but I'll think I'll stick to whores.
>8" penis from yuropoors in thread
Good joke, lads. Most of you don't even have a 6 incher, much less 8.
I am not complaining though. She finds her dream penis and I get to go all the way in almost all the time. God, it feels amazing.
Something about brazil telling me how horse fucking kills people, amuses me
There are certain positions where I pretty much can never go all the way in. Some of the women I've fucked are defo slutty sluts, but most of them haven't been world star whores that fuck dudes 24/7 or anything. Dunno. My dick is also ever-so-slightly curved downward, so maybe that helps.
(posting from my comp now if my ID is diff)
I can't cum unless I fap quite fast.
Unless we're talking about the weird cunt who stick big shit up their anuses (Which usually results in a prolaspe which is not pleasant at all) size is actually a detriment more then a benefit, having an average penis probably is easier to please with.
That's not saying I dislike having a big penis, it's great and my boyfriend loves sucking and loves it inside him, but I think that the whole big penis thing is nothing more then a meme for virgins who aren't intelligent enough to understand sex.
Funnily enough, I didn't have to change mindset and nothing was surprising for me when I lost my virginity, because I already practically new most things about sex from logical thinking and anecdotes from other people who weren't dumb fucks.
I don't really feel much euphoria from sex, blowjobs and foreplays make me feel much better.
>Europoor
Mate, it's americans and australians, the fuck are you talking about?
>Sluts
I dislike the thought of casual sex because I'm more into foreplay and love, but for your case there is an explanation why you're not having difficulty, if you go with someone who's prudent or has resolve you'll more then likely have trouble fucking them.
Those are great too. But when I get with a girl and we are the perfect size for each other, you know how like in movies during a sex scene there would be a lot of thrusting, moaning, and squeaking? Well, minus the excessive noise, it is those times when it feels the best from beginning to the climax.
That is generally the result of most sexual interactions unless one of you lacks in the bed.
Whenever I see that stupidly fast fucking it just makes me cringe.
this is the futur
>my boyfriend had to lube himself up almost everyday in preparation
>Weebposting
You must be a faggot as well.
I even said I wouldn't hate you. Mind where you are, m8. I'll call Hiroshima.
You are a shame to your countrymen, shit/10 bants. Probably due to abbo genetic admixture.
>Like thought of molesting boys
You keep posting this as a way to be patronizing but it keeps coming off as compliments.
Yeah. Surprising how many people actually believe how it works until they try it themselves.
nigga u gay
I honestly find it more sentimental to just fuck at a intermediate pace.
Hey, at least I'm not the bottom.
It is embarassing to be the one who gets fucked.
why the fuck would u ever jelq
seems dumb af
but sorry to hear ur situation dude
i'm just playing with you i'm a trap with a feminine penis
Having a big dick isn't as great as it sounds.
Most chicks can't handle more than about 5 inches before you start pushing against their cervix and it hurts them.
Plus you have to always be on top because they can't slide down on it fully. It's so much fucking work and kind of makes sex a bit boring after a while because it turns out most girls aren't porn stars.
6-7 inches is probably the sweet spot for most chicks. As long as it's not as thin as a spaghetti stick, you're fine.
I like traps, familia.
Eww.
It's good that a fair amount of people on this site actually seem to be genuine about their sexual conquest, doesn't mean I won't always be a skeptic online, heh.
Wasn't hitting on you, I hate that cuteposting shit i see in some threads here.
homo
wow british tax payers are so generous
no wonder there's a whole tent city just outside the gate
Because he's actually 8 inches and not Internet Eight InchesTM
Mate, hasn't almost every post in this thread detailed the negatives about eight inches?
>implying there are nonwhores
Unlike Sup Forums's cuckold bullshit women aren't all degenerates.
yeah it's bretty bad my gf has never had sex and had her uterus removed and even a finger causes her to scream in immense pain
not even sure what to do 2bh she has told me to just shove it in but I'm not a sadist
10/10 bantz
What are you trying to do with this post?
i'm working my overtime shill hours, just keep it cool man
>ITT: ONLY men with 8 inch dicks
Sounds legit
Not really, some posted with seven inches.
What would they have to gain by faking it, and or telling the truth that it's not so great?
Why spend 70k euros instead of just attaching a strapon to yourself? Did it give him the feeling of having a dick or something with nerve endings?
Some people have actually increased the size of their penis doing it, though it is questionable if the results are a result of inflammation.
We do have technology that allows machines to transmit senses, I've seen it some guys robot prosthetic hands where the finger tips were linked to his nerves so he could feel.
But the penis is complex, most of the nerve endings require a hormone to become erogenous among other factors. It would be a marvel of technology for it feel like a normal dick would.